/brit/

Nigger semen

A pint?

bruh... look at this dood...

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FOH
of WHAT cunt

Cider

the 'berg

Dinner lads

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*points to the sign above the door that reads "benders will not be serviced"*
do one

has a girl ever said she loves you?

love playing with shit like puddy in the shower

FOY

would love to cook steak but never know how long to keep it on so theres no blood desu

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nope

couple, yeh
didn't fall for it though

fucking HATE that cunt nikki haley

you arrive in wigan

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cook the outside on the stovetop then stick it in the oven(the whole pan) for a bit

>steak with no blood

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Yes, but she told me not to take it the wrong way which really meant she didn't.
I love her though.

>blood

unfortunately yes, a few

only in my later years did I discover that women have no soul and are incapable of true love

read the sign

it's recent?

>only in my later years did I discover that women have no soul and are incapable of true love
this

Get him out, out!

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mysoginists

>depression

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*throws starbursts*

They're marching
Happening Meter: IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
youtube.com/watch?v=xZQvuC-B-EI

Part of the british mencer association

>you arrive in wales

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probably a 2

Yes but she was lying
>tfw I wasn't

post the Simpsons version

ah, cardiff, never been

anime

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I've read it twice it's one of my favourite books

any /girlfeet/ man in

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everyone looks so weak except for abe and his jap crew with him. look at that powerstance, and those eyes. what a man

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No. Happened when I was 17. Haven't talked to her in two years. I'm 24 now.

Sad, boring twat

britain is crying out for a macron
not necessarily politically similar, we just need a young likeable charismatic leader to inspire the nation

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hate being a shitalian manlet

just did a wankle

thejournal.ie/potholes/news/
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>we just need a young likeable charismatic leader to inspire the nation

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any /rorke/ man in

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his name?
Paul Joseph Watson

anyone else watching the hobbit on itv?

would love to spaff on a girls feet then lick it off desu

film??

Says the guy on Jow Forums on a Saturday night lmao

Says the guy on Jow Forums on a Saturday night lmao

fucking mentally ill virgin freak

but you said "I love her", present tense :/

full metal jacket

>licking your own cum

gay

you're supposed to have another girl lick it off

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It's the shit half of Full Metal Jacket

absolutely on my arse after 8 strongbow dark fruits

un-ironically agree

you posted the wrong side though

>You arrive in the Republic of Kosovo, 2050

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would love to shag softygaloshes

women are only sexually attracted to the top 10% of men

shant be drinking tonight, overdid it a bit last night and feeling a bit bad about it x
based
>

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is Macron liked?

you'd be out after two sips of backwash you little yankoid gimp

Are you a porkey rorkey or a lefty loon

EUROPE CRIES OUT FOR FEDERALISM

so all of /brit/ then?

she's a bloke unironically

centrist centaur

reckon europe should look like this

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Europe cries out for an Autistocracy

The leaders? Alex Jones, PJW, Limmy, Thatcher.

not really a massive fan of wanking to porn
prefer still images of slags and sex scenes in tv/flm

the fuck?

Why have you gave Northumberland away you STUPID cunt?

>LIBERTY FOR ALL, FREEDOM!

*enslaves black people*

agree with this 99%, except it should all be purple, united under Roman rule

reckon you're fifteen

don't know, don't follow the news

Dreadnaught Rita Ora orbiting Kosovo Prime, 2030 AD

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thats illium from mass effect 2

You ever stare straight and ahead and unfocus while you're listening to a song and then let the song fill your head so your mind goes blank, you're listening to the noise of the song but you aren't comprehending the words, it's just blocking out all thought, doesn't even have to be loud or anything. It's real nice