You are offered Five million Dollars/Euros on condition that you spend your entire life in the city of Norilsk in northern Siberia. You are allowed to leave the city for two weeks per year only. You can bring in anything/anyone you can afford to.
Do you do it?
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do i only get 5 million euros once or every year?
Just the once. If you renege on the agreement your entire family is slaughtered and you are tortured to death.
then no
I'd do it. I'd be a fucking king there with that money. I'd get cocaine and fly in Japanese qts every weekend. During the week I'd read and expand my mind with arts and crafts and get fit.
sure looks comfy
Of course not
I think you overestimate 5 mil
How quiet and clean are the apartments? What floor am I on?
no
Never, the outdoors are a big deal for me
loud and full of shit
Can i live outside the city, buy a property and build a house?
HELL no
>You are allowed to leave the city for two weeks per year only
even though i never leave the house anyway i at least like knowing i have the freedom. this stipulation turns it into a kind of nightmare
Id live there for free. I love depressing noir shitholes like this
You can buy whatever property you can get my friend. Of course your neighbours are alcoholic Slavs who work in the shit-mines ten hours a day.
Look at that image. All those commieblocks, a city of 175k people. There are at least 500 really cute females, the kind you'd die for, at least 200 men who'd become successful businessmen or scientists and at least 50k people who'd prosper almost instantly if they got the chance to live in Europe
Yet they're all trapped there, being dragged in by the gravitational pull of the poverty that such a distant cold region must have, perpetually unable to collect enough money to leave the event horizon and live somewhere else. Just the thought of their condition is twice as depressing as the look of the commieblocks
>I think you overestimate 5 mil
In a Russian mining town in the Arctic circle? You'd be a God-Emperor.
You can travel within a fifty-mile radius of the city so you can go hiking and stuff. But you must be back before sundown.
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You must live within the city limits. You can buy land and build a house within the city if you want.
I forgot to mention it's a hugely polluted hellhole, a nickel-mining town. Basically it's like a penal colony on one of the moons of Jupiter or something. Probably run by fantastically corrupt local government and oligarchs and low-level gangsters.
Then no fucking way
Doesn't look that bad.
That looks alright, but it's in desperate need of trees.
You could buy an entire block and turn it into a palace-fortress and pay local qts to come in and service you.
You'd prolly need bodyguards to avoid being kidnapped and tortured and stuff.
Not bad at all.
The workers that live in the city travel to the industrial plants nearby. Along the way, the pass factories that belch out smoke into the air and broken pipes that spew out poisonous gases all day long. The land is so full of poisonous gases that trees tend to spontaneously combust.
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and you'd only be able to fuck mining town tier prostitutes. how are you going to pay for high class hookers to fly in from japan every week for 30 years?
This could be YOU.
That seems fun. After you're done getting cancer in every body part, you can jump over those poorly constructed railings and end your suffering!
What do "mining town tier prostitutes" look like??
I would take it and help improve the town with new infrastructure and planting projects
GIS "lot lizards" and I imagine they look similar.
>The land is so full of poisonous gases that trees tend to spontaneously combust.
Jesus Christ, imagine life there before air travel and the internet. It must have been like going to another planet.
Holy fuck.
Average life expectancy there is 40-45.
5 million is nothing these days
no