/cum/

Jesus was an Asian man

Saturdays are ___

noo don't smell my clitty !!

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hate /brit/

jesus christ I never realized Sacramento had such a bad homeless problem

what do Canadians do in winter?

>tfw no qt goyim hating, shekel hording, yaprak eating, gefilte fish cooking, mincha reciting, menorah lighting, tefillin wearing, peyot growing, zionist supporting, shofar blowing, challah braiding, hanukkah celebrating, suka constructing, tikkun leil shavuot studying, pomegranate harvesting, purim commemorating, hamantash baking, yom kippur fasting, mikvah bathing, yeshiva researching, kashrut dieting, shechitah slaughtering, tahor purifying, teramuh offering, zavah abstaining, zeved habat naming, minyan contributing, hazzan singing, multicultural promoting, morally conniving, salmon curing, keplach frying, dreidel spinning, meat koshering, tzedakah giving, parashah reading, shema davening, maariv beseeching, siddur adhering, kabbalah thinking, matzot preparing, kotel wailing, chametz burning, karpas dipping, teshuva atoning, chesed bestowing, yeast withholding, kiddush sanctifying, hilonim respecting, siyum achieving, netilat yadayim washing, maror grating, bareich blessing, afikoman stealing, omer counting, hol hamoed holidaying, tish attending, kitniyot rejecting, ketubah signing, kiddushin dedicating, badeken covering, chatan encircling, mazel tov shouting, temple mourning, krenzi dancing, zimmun recounting, pidyon haben redeeming, brit milah advocating, shalom bayit reconciling, klezmer playing, khazone intoning, krekht creating, kinnor plucking, tziltzal banging, nusach conducting, paspag browning, haroset grinding, kugel roasting, kasha boiling, knish grilling, cholent stewing, shidduch arranging, shadchan matching, frum heeding, tzitziyot sewing, khumra obeying, kapparot sacrificing, sheitel wrapping jew gf

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I just want a gf

wake up, nerds

niggers

Crazy types are my type as well

reeling from the fact that i got a fucking C on my course paper and it nuked my grade
who the fuck does she think she is
i've never gotten a C on a paper

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How much RAM do I need in my next laptop?

youtube.com/watch?v=QfRcRNUmJRw
i'm straight but this guy gets me going

You have nothing but yourself to blame buddy

women should never be in positions of power

do you even know what half those stuff means

Not even in bed?

16 GB minimum

got a C in a freshman class I had skipepd over and I know for a god damn fact I was the only one that paid attention in that class. Did a 15m powerpoint presentation all by myself

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no
give them an inch they take a mile

I'll give her an in-waitaminute

of course not do i sound like a goddamn kike to you

business idea: sleep

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I underestimate alcohol

it's comfy as long as you don't expect too much out of it

Fiiine

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where did you get this pic

not my fault the topic was retarded and vague
im fucking dominating the class
got an 92% on the midterm and found out the class average was below 75%
i'll probably get back up to an A with the final next week but a fucking C on a paper is insulting
bitch doesnt know writing is the only thing i've ever had that has netted me high grades and SHE TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Same thing

hate having beer breath

drank a bunch of coffee one time after getting drunk and i think it ruined the taste of coffee for me

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I have the most burning urge to try meth

the white mans drug

feel like shit rn buds

gnight /cum/bums, gonna try to sleep off all the drinking

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>leaving before rnh
thought you was a nigga
youre really just a busta

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How can I tell if I'm a sociopath?

do you care about the feelings of animals

Not really but I wouldn't intentionally hurt an animal larger than a mouse

ktf famalamadingdong

>wouldn't intentionally
even if you abandon societal ethics and laws?

gay people on twitter have the weirdest memes

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First 2 are pretty lit f am

Soaked some garbanzo beans over 2 days and they went bad. Tried to cook but the smell just gets even worse. Smells like bad diarrhea so bad I'm almost gagging. Even ate some to see if its ok and it definitely isn't.

I watched a few episodes of "Dark Tourist" on Netflix yesterday at my coworker's place.
Jesus Christ, what a fucking softy cunt is that host? "i..i've never seen a dead body (it was a museum grade mummy)"
"ooomg they're killing the animals omg maybe sometimes we need to be reminded where our meat comes from :(("

Yeah I gave up soaking and just buy them canned now. Never really works out for me...what could be so hard about soaking tho.
But never mind the soaking, how's the succin going? Made up with the GF?

my feelings EXACTLY
but recently my recommendations bar is full of Daisy and I couldn't be happier!!

youtube.com/watch?v=Hg8rjxvyEQ0

he looks like a soyboy desu

He is probably 95% SOY genetics.

im hornie

lol pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph572f3efa07b36

ese...

I also get these way too much.

Gf good but she's kinda anti succ. Feels bad

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I can go weeks without listening to music much. Next thing I know whatever I intended to do is gone and I'm 6 hours deep into doing absolutely nothing but listening to music and drunk off my ass.
Can anyone relate to this feel?

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learn to spell

the gf

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New Spike Lee movie BlacKKKlansman has a Finnish villain KKK member go watch it

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Just had a Nightmare that I was living in Australia. Scary stuff

I have had a tear in my mosquito net for at least three years, yet only now do I realize it's shaped kinda like Idaho. Maybe I should visit Idaho.

Good picture.

gm

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good morning

Got another ban from Jow Forums for KARA BOGA posting. Humorless faggots, aren't they?

They're soybeans redditors

Jow Forums is so full of traffic that the majority of posts is just people agreeing with each other

good morning friends

good morning

how are you today?

im doing well, how are you? feeling rested and ready to start the day?

Going to state fair today, buds
Going to find the white gf there

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How the FUCK do we fix climate change

FOR THE BOYS

regulate things that pollute too much and maintain natural stability or figure out how to manipulate the climate artificially

ye

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embrace anarcho primitivism

A friendly guy on tv told me not to worry about it. He seems like the kinda guy I'd share a beer with xD

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>invent better energy storage devices
>consume less resources per person

that would be most of it

kys

I wish someone would kys me

i would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today

hello?

hello

I wish I was an Asian

If Star Trek Holosuites actually existed and you could create fully sentient holograms like Vic Fontaine from DS9 for example would you mind living in one?
You'd know it's all fake but it's not really discernible from reality and you can live the live you have always wanted to live.
Could probably even program in fake pregnancies for your holo wife.

I think I might do it. World around you is shit but you live the good life like in a way.

Morning buds

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Made a very reddit post and got 13 upvotes on it, it's currently the #1 comment...

you can avoid the suffering all you want but you will still experience death of life at the end

sure but you could live the best life and die a happy man

youtu.be/UoVtgdBc8i4

thread theme

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