Anybody wanna merge?
Anybody wanna merge?
Not willing to give up my socialist utopia 2bhfam
>not 60 leaves
No. I'd be open to trading some provinces/states though. Alberta for Washington state, who says no?
Can we join? I'll suck you D senpai.
no
Why? I'll give hot latinas. :(
>Downgrading from 1st world the 1.5st world
Pass
Based leaf.
I would merge with Canada.
That's actually a nice flag.
Why on earth would Canadians want to merge with us? We serve as a huge buffer between them and the 3rd world Latin American countries.
What if Canadians all turned into cute little girls, and Americans all turned into huge muscular men with powerful sex drives?
Yes but I'm not willing to have a leaf on my thread because if I do I'll get memed on by Jow Forums.
What if I rape you? You're probably cute.
No, p-please, don't do this...
(is not actually making a serious attempt to run or push you away)
canda will be majority 3rd worlder in 10 years
I'd love to penetrate you from behind.
Come on, stop being tsundere. I'll suck your boi pucci, it feels good, trust me.
Latino boys are cute desu
Canadians are literally Americans. There's no difference.
Can we...? You know...
What? Speak up boy
Can we suck each other dick? I want to see that leaf
What if the opposite because that would work far more in my favor
>trying to ERP as a girl
>some fag ruins my faggotry by insisting I am actually a trap
Kills my fantasy every time
Send them to Ohio
You're cute and hot as fuck, leaf!
Agree. North American Empire when?
I love you sweet hard, you're a cute girl!
> you ruining my immersion!!!
Just shut up and kiss me
stop gay ERPing. that's for Estonia, Finland and Scandinavia.
>thread turns into gay rping
i realised Jow Forums really turns people into homos
> hot
> latinas
> mexico
wew lad
It seems like you need some hot juanita, senpai.
no thanks. my grandpa had enough juanita in his life
Try it, you will love them. They are hot and easy, do not be tsundere.
no thanks, i see enough of them every day. i'd rather go for something else.