Fucking hell, I was six times more likely to be born in Japan, what the fuck! Why was I chosen to be Australian?

>imagine missing living in a country with 2000 years of history and instead living in a country with at most 100 years of history.

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I want the UN to reclassify Australia as part of south East Asia or at least no longer Australia, and make it become Oceania.

Your problem is you focus on the dirt. The nation is the people, not the dirt.
Making new worlders think they aren't connected to their old world history is part of how they ruined our countries.

Do you want to do an akihabara massacre part ii or what

You have no idea how mad that makes me.

Were not new worlders! Were just a shithole country filled with wogs and city rats. At least I'm Scottish not Italian.

When we let the wogs in our people had been living here for over 150 years.

Probability is vapourwave

I learnt Italian in high school, I wish I could replace my Italian speaking with Japanese speaking.

I wish I wasn't born French. We are a subhuman race of bug people. I wanted to be American instead.

I can understand why you'd prefer that, Jap would be on my list before Italian, but it's not as if our schools would have educated you to where you could watch animu or remember any of it today.

True. They don't even teach the Civil War or Henry VIII in the schools these days, let alone the Crusades or Rome or anything else.

is europeans clinging to muh history as cringy as americans saying muh heritage

In high school there was like 23 Japanese kids who only spoke Japanese to each other and hung out together at lunch time, they all wore really expensive shit, and the girls were super cute. I could've been a part of that.

>implying those things are more important than some shitty fiction books about Abos and the holocaust.

それはどうだろうね
高校での授業は随分と役に立ったんだと思うけど、
まあ私立高校で結構いい先生だったから普通とは違うかな

Somebody translate? I'm on my phone I can't copy and paste.

Do you live in Townsville or somewhere m8? Literally where in the entire country are there so many Japs in one place? Chinks sure but I don't think I've seen more than a couple of Japanese students in one room at the same time unless they're actually from Japan and here on exchange or a class trip or something.

>23 japs in one place
>no uniform

Where the bloody hell are you?

Japanese classes I took at high school were pretty helpful, but to be fair it was a private school with a good teacher, so maybe that's not standard.

Yeah, another thing about that would be I bet you have had call to use it.
At my public school we got Italian and Indonesian, no call to remember or develop that.

Lol use Clover like I am. You can copy and paste.

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I went to a massive school, in Perth aka Asians town. There was uniform but they posted it on Facebook, or I saw them in the city. All their parents picked them up in black Porsches and Benzes, they all played badminton at state level. I wish I was them.

If you had learned perfect Japanese you would have just been a joke to them anyway.

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I know. I'm gonna marry a Japanese woman, my kids shouldn't have to suffer knowing their race builds shit machines, has a average low IQ and creates shit hole countries.

You have serious delusions, my dude. I mean even if you had accurate perceptions of your race and theirs: don't you have any idea what mongrels are like?

OP here, since there's so many Aussies here, what was your atar? Just curious. Mine was 95. Post yas.

Five things that are made best in Japan: cooking knives, cameras, motorcycles, food, cars.
Five things made best in Australia: uhhhhhhhhh.

95.something, but I also got a whole lot of bonus points for doing top-tier maths and Jap, so I guess for admissions purposes it was higher.

ATAR doesn't mean anything; with the same amount of work that it takes to get in to the most competitive programmes at the most competitive unis, you can fail first year courses (t. did it).

ausTRAlia is a much better country. don't complain

I think your kids are gonna have a low IQ no matter what, mate

If you were Japanese, you would complain ever single fucking day here in Japan

*every