/brit/

good post

>I just want a son and sufficient time to train him in liftimg, mathematics, language, philosophy and music

>But i guess i gotta save that request for divorce court

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>texting your ex when she's probably OD'ing on cock since you broke up

blunder

that's so cool
I find old publications fascinating
just think: your parents, grandparents, etc. might have read the same thing at your age

I'm sure it's not as bad as you think. Can you show it to us so we can see?

>CRC-078 I Got My Suite At A Foreign Company Hotel For Dirt Cheap Through A Hotel Reservation Website Limited-Time Sale, But A Beautiful Half Japanese Guest Services Clerk With Big Tits And Glasses Showed Me To My Room, And We Were Alone Together In This Gorgeous Room. When Our Eyes Met, I Thought, I'm Being Seduced... Sofia Takigawa .

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Oh dear oh dear

ex gf has a foreign bf

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that r two differences sweetie

Don’t care what she’s been up to, I have a gf anyway that I’ve been with coming up 2 years now

Just like talking to the ex

that makes two differences then you cretin

I want to have sex with Emma Watson.

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great gimmick lad keep it up

is he black

in 2016 the HIV prevalence rate for adults aged 15 to 49 was 27% in Swaziland, 25% in Lesotho, 25% in Botswana and 19% in South Africa

TO ME TO YOU TO ME TO YOU

can't believe it lads ;_;

what type of foreigner?

>ex gf did a 'cide

Can't wait to pump brit lasses full of my strong Mediterranean cum :^)

what will your current gf say when she finds out

damn, there go my plans of travelling through africa bleaching entire villages

the ex-gf started dating an australian lad
a bit worried because I know FOR A FACT he's more handsome, makes more money than I do, and has a bigger dick
feel utterly defeated

pooing round the clock lately

I'm a lossless virgin, but if my ex did a 'cide, I would do a huge sigh of relief. Dodged that bullet.

If i got the aids every cutie in the city got it

She won’t find out

Still doesn’t know I met up with the ex in Barcelona in January

England is nearly twice as crowded as Germany and 3.5 times as crowded as France.

why does everyone in /brit/ have a gf but i have never had one

>he doesn't put the milk in the mug first before the hot water when making tea

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73 is good innings

hmm I'll let you reason that one out for yourself

if I got the aids, half the lads in the thread got it

going to the gf store
you lads want anything?

what way do you lean politically

if I had a pound for every girlfriend I don't have, I'd have one pound

this is not really fair to your current GF now, is it? send me her number so I can rat you out

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swiss chad

the big think: a gf that looks like a bf -OR- a gf that thinks like a bf

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>Putting the milk in first
This is why the United Kingdom doesn't want you, heretic.

refuse to work 40 hours a week literally indentured servitude

bent

im alt right

there we have the answer Sicily

It’s not, and that’s why we agreed to stop talking

But I feel like talking to her again now

What kinda watch?

youtube.com/watch?v=rUdlb8FAPho
trumpets of angels call for my head
but i fight through the ether
and i'll quit when i'm dead
if you want to know who'll be there in the end
when you bury me baby, i'll still be your friend

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clearly not because I don't a bf
I want a gf who's like a bf

there's your problem

leftypol are virgins too
if i suddenly started being a marxist i would sill be no gf

spotty leftypol virgin pretending he isn't a virgin

don't do it then

dont listen to that paki runt, start talking to her again and give her a good shagging behind your gfs back

>I'm alt right

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I have no gf and I LOVE IT! Think of all the free time and the money saved

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only did one poo yesterday and i'm usually a three-a-day man. concerning.

I hope australian bulls don't come to steal my mom and sister too
haha that would be a shame

I have a long term gf pal

Same, the -ex ex

no you don't

virgin freak is very easy to spot
women can tell before they've even glanced at you

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Why not tho

She will never find out therefore will never be hurt by it

yes I do

yes

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Both extremes are not really attractive if the other side isn't into it also tbqh

how about not defining yourself purely by your political beliefs? majority of women are instantly turned off if you show signs of being heavily invested in politics (left or right)

>I have a long term gf pal

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your a virgin

could you post some images please??

Don't do love, don't do friends
I'm only after success
Don't need a relationship
I'll never soften my grip

cheated on the gf again lads

ill just get a qt alt right gf

I just heard the news lads :,(

post cats

finally moving out of my student house lads. going to have to move back home for the forseeable future

feels a bit like life's already over

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imagine marrying because it's a social convention rather than for love
very, very grim

i have a beard and am wearing sunglasses
would not be hard to pick me out in a game of guess who

because it's wrong. would you be okay with your GF fucking around behind your back even if you never found out?

>qt alt right

oxymoron

I hate cats

negro

it is

How easy is it to find a right-leaning girl in the UK that isn't an actual hillbilly stacy actually?

imagine sjws playing guess who
>is it a man?
>i'd rather not assume their gender
hahaha weirdos

>going to have to move back home for the forseeable future

why not move out

I felt like that too, life got significantly better after though tbqh

>ill just get a qt alt right gf

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fuck you

>I need a gf who agrees with me politically
my oh my...