Cal-al-al-ah-al California
You only like me when you think I'm looking sad
Cal-al-al-ah-al California
I didn't think you'd end up treating me so bad
/brit/
you're fucking bonkers
off your trolley
FUCK OFF NIGGER
FUCK OFF NIGGER
FUCK OFF NIGGER
you sound like my gp
feel like the chuckle brothers are one of the few old entertainment acts that weren't outed as paedos
might cop this scoot
>listing entire properties on airbnb which would otherwise be available in the general rental market doesn't reduce supply
brainless
Want more housing? Build more houses.
yet
bbc like to wait until the body is cold
this makes leftypol froth at the mouth
leftypol will actually try and attack the screen to destroy this
leftypol wants this all replaced with refugee housing, funded by 99% tax on high earners
Trump, GOP, NRA. No Lists, I am here to resist until Emperor Cheeto is impeached. Father, Husband, Navy Vet. #Resist #NeverAgain #FlipitBlue
didnt they give evidence at a BBC nonce trial and they stopped a molestation
Talking about the buildings you "mong".
i hope you die faggot
The elephant in the room is population growth
What's so great about having 70 million in this country? Is that better than 60? Than 50?
business idea: stop being poor
>Nowadays Dennis the Menace would be drugged with Ritalin, a stone overweight from sugary drinks and welded to some sort of screen. Dad’s slipper and teacher’s cane may have been bad, but are we really sure that our descendants will look on us as good parents?
racist
SNEEDGANG REPORT IN
and ban existing houses from being used as short term lets on airbnb
Have icecream sitting in the fridge. What do I do with it
go away turdini
*Rorke vs Leftypol roleplay [ASMR] but you're in a bathroom at a party comes on*
trade it in for kulfi
when did you first realise all the russian bot memes were 100% true?
mentioned
That's chuck you fool
Youre just a seething mongo leftie with no property who can't argue so looks for other brainlets like the senator for support get out of my country nigger
lol
fuck off nigger
Was having a piss and suddenly got lightheaded, felt like i was going to puke and almost fell over, it all went away when i sat down though. Am i dying /brit/? and what of?
It's about time Ireland took it's fair share of immigrants
hope you get eaten by a dingo
Well it is kesar-badam flavour so it may taste like kulfi
what's the deal with /brit/ and talking about left handed people?
abolish airbnb
fuck off we're full
we're also the kind of country with a history of burning foreigners out of their homes so dont be surprised if it happens again when we're pushed to the brink
>That Ruhrpott/Rhineland density
Ah yes the Cauldron of War.
what's the plan for today lads?
7% of men suffer from paruresis, an anxiety disorder that means you can't pee if other people are in close proximity.
hopefully our inward migration will increase alot post-brexit
fuck you faggot go back to /sg/
t. moe
nice
hankering for some kulfi tbqh ngl la
doing some graphic design work
or might go to a daytime rave
we already spent the money, now we need future generations to pay for it.
shit system desu
funny post (maybe your first ever)
just failed my third attempt at nofap august
business idea: restart britain's nuclear industry and dump the waste in rural ROI
>we're also the kind of country with a history of burning foreigners out of their homes so dont be surprised if it happens again when we're pushed to the brink
get your knobs out
hopefully you fuck off back to the Congo/poland/whatever shithole youre from fucking nigger
oh, I have this
Thank god I don't
t. monthly random observed wizz quizzes
I think my parents are playing a good cop bad cop routine. My father really, really hated me, but my Mom really, really loves me. I don't know why my dad has to be such an asshole.
no thanks :)
peeing in in front of all of you tbqh
guess I'm k
x
>and ban existing houses from being used as short term lets on airbnb
Why the fuck would you go after people making a profitable use of existing property and sabotage the tourism economy when you could just get the government to invest in more housing according to sensible planning?
They wrecked the economy to build ghost estates in the middle of nowhere, to the point they're binging in "refugees" to divert state money to the owners of those estates. If the will was there more houses could be built if there is an actual shortage in the big cesspit known as Dublin.
Also this
need you outta home sunshine
There could be a yank on a /brit/ proxy and no one would realize
>doing some graphic design work
>or might go to a daytime rave
Commencing my masters study in Beers Sheila’s and Banter at the university of billaboingawoollooolloogoing
I have regular anxiety, but I have no problem pissing in public. I could piss in a stranger's mouth for all I care.
probs low blood pressure
hahahhhahaaaaa
who said this here?
THE UTTER STATE
>tee hee I have mental issues btw :v
Mboko
you're using the meme wrong
anime
tourism was fine before airbnb and will be fine once it's properly regulated or banned outright (as it should be)
hello nigger
mboko
shower and mebbe shave
do the dishes and clean the kitchen
vac the hall, kitchen, bathroom
take the food recycling bin out and mebbe give the inside a wipe
set up my 5.1 sound system
mebbe read a book
mebbe play fallout new vegas
If you met me in IRL you'd see I'm mentally not all there. In Elementary they said I had traits similar to Einstein. In Middle School I was an honours student. In High School, I became a total social reject and now I wander the internet like a lone sage collecting knowledge and dispensing wisdom to strangers.
orthostatic hypotension innit
treat your dehydration bla and you will be yamagucci
x
>you're using the meme wrong
you need to calm down
take a breather
Why is it that whenever there's more than one Irish flag in this thread they're always fighting over something?
bored at toil so I am drumming on my penis through my jeans to give myself an erection
hat
they're obsessed with me
they got the gayyyyh
that's why
could be this but i'm a fat cunt so it's surprising
I chugged a glass of water beforehand so i don't know. Actually thought i was going to die it was that bad, my vision glazed over and everything
I used to hate sports when I was younger. Now I look forward to sports because it's an excuse to drink and be tribalistic.
the irish are pale africans
Stunted, primitive mind brings with it stunted, primitive behaviors.
Where would you rather work lads:
At a Waitrose or at an inbound call centre?
you asked this question already and it is waitrose every time
the one that isn't a call centre
Yeah cheers just double checking mate
waitrose probably
Waitrose. The call-centre is a one way ticket to depression and eventual suicide.
waitrose
would rather starve than work in a call centre
Waitrose call centre.
>Send maybe hundreds of messages to women on dating apps
>Maybe one in five responds
>Maybe 1 in 20 hold a conversation
>Getting tired of putting loads of effort in with minimal results
>Last night
>Messaging hot girl
>Get her number
>She sends me a bunch of nudes
>One of them reveals a penis
I think I'm going to just fuck her (him) tonight anyway. I mean fuck it. I'm not getting laid any other way and I really want to bust a nut. It's been more than two months now. Am I gay?
you give no reason for this other than that people who don't generate enough wealth to pay for accommodation in the city they want to live in somehow deserve to live in accommodation whose owners see as best suited for tourism
maybe it's different in England where there's a historical urban lower-class, but Dublin and the cities are overwhelmingly full of blow-ins from the country, and we as a country have no natural population growth and about 30 years of high immigration, so I don't really see punishing those who've invested in city property as justified by any particular right of people to live in the cities if they can't afford it
I'm also skeptical of shutting down the competition to hotels and b&bs in the name of this self-righteous crusade to pack everyone into Dublin.
I work at a waitrose and it's lovely
exceptionally large brain
going through about 8 cigs a day now
not best pleased with this development
almost out of baccy though so i'll stop when it runs out