/brit/: capnolagnia edition

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reported

footy on

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What the fuck is a ‘virtual youtuber’

got annie mac mixed up with annie lennox

me and the lads

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choon

That pantyhose hnngg..

mad how immersive your dreams can be. was on a rollercoaster in my dream last night and i actually felt myself dropping. mad innit?

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true, had a lucid dream some time ago, in it everything was clear as day, eventually got so intense I couldn't hold it and woke up
usually don't remember dreams but some are so intense they stayed with me ever since

i can never have a proper lucid dream. when i become aware i wake up soon after. i love having a memorable experience from the ol' dream factory,

>when i become aware i wake up soon after
happened to me couple of times, the realisation is too intense and it immediately wakes you up
been sleeping like shit for months though now
what was your dream about?

>what was your dream about?
last nights? can't really remember apart from the fact i was on a rollercoaster ride. bit intense.

all rook same

>a pretty 18 year old with daddy issues will never drink your pee out of a glass

post sweets

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I love girls who smoke.

alri

sue

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she's only saying that because the thieves were certainly black

Honestly dont mind smokers.

all rorke same

lefty thread's over here mate:
off you fuck

did a positively pooey poo this morning lads

Why? Because its highly suggestive?

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will be posting here.
hate that chink spam attention whore so much.
I try to will harm upon him with my mind every time I encounter him.
it will literally work one day.

did the same thing to a lad I didn't like a while ago then he broke his leg at work. was absolutely elated.

vile nonce

new

why aren't you listening to zhou xuan right now?
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rorke seething

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filtered

based block woman

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Voted leave but get paid to work for a pro-EU employer

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yes the br*ts did you are correct

Why are cagers so selfish? On my walk to toil I see terrible driving every day on one short stretch of road.

fuck off

need a chunky cat

this way pal, off you go: your own rorke-free thread, isn't that nice

Alri boys

How did you use your white priv today lads?
Me? Said I want to speak to the manager and got my ISP to give me free mobile internet and a card to watch movies at 50%.

susan boyle

weird how dog breeds are known for different levels of intelligence and aggression which have been genetically selected for. i wonder which other mammals this principle could apply to?

They don't have the fear of God put into them like you would get on a motorcycle.

now then

because we pay road tax you povvo cunt

>I'm genuinely convinced she's the one

how many times have we heard alan say this now, fucking SCREECHING, give it a week and he'll be on here crying as usual

Never trust what a woman says - only what she does

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rourkes love false equivalence, it appeals to their tiny minds

just spilled ribena down my best lace shirt

loving that the gook spammer's thread is vacant

alan's never going to settle down and get married, then have children

that window passed long ago

because you live in london and it is full of savage apes like you

you're in the wrong thread
runt thre- i mean lefty thread is this way: bye don't come back

What headphones/earphones do you lads use?

typical braindead cager response

hope you die in a motorway smash

Love riding motorbikes

Whats next? Air tax?

fuck off to whatever shithole you came from, newfag. you don't belong here.

She's so cute hnnnnggg

literally how is that false equivalence

not loving it
it means the lefty twats have followed us here like a bad smell instead of using their designated containment thread

remember looking at that tweet, saw a bunch of self-hating white lefty cunts saying sarahjeong's tweets were fine but she was out of order

oh dear

are you serious?

fascinating stuff

no he can, he's just too busy searching for miss perfect despite being a swarthy balding manlet

If he'd learn to settle for "good enough", he'd have a wife by now

Watch him break up with this bird for some bizarre reason like she "uses the word "and" too much" or something

Good thing for humanity

me too
got a zx10r and a drz 440

isn't there a containment board for the socially challenged fellows such as yourself?

so braindead i earn enough money to buy a car while you walk in the rain like the pathetic runt you are lmao

must suck being a min-wage cuck

oh so it's not then yeah
good chat lad

are you sure you're in the right thread?
if you want to cry about mean old rorke, go here:

Sick of the cry baby attitude in this thread.
Bye cunts.

KZ

sony wh1000xm2

Yes her face is cute. And she's got nice teeth and lips. I'd love to see that around my hard cock if you know what I mean

>socially challenged fellows such as yourself
ah yes you sound very socially well developed yourself mate

used my student loans and my min wage job to get a car

was worth it, got myself an audi

Fuck off, newfaggot.

Wtf are you talking about. GF is 21, genuinely waiting for her to finish uni before we settle. Also met an ex tonight with her new bf in khaosan. Had that smug smile of the guy who shagged her at 18 years old and now she hit the wall at 19.5 years old

>peeds poonited

this brit/pol/ runt is fuming hahahahahaah

I've had the same 125 for 8 years lmao. Not arsed about a bigger engine.

Haha you are scared of rain!

the cope in this post lmao

hey deano

you are a fat gay nerd

i'm in the right thread though

Saw a pair of those in John Lewis today, almost got them but saw a pair of B&O H9is reduced

I'll spoon feed you since you're a bit simple then - jews were marginalised & oppressed, white people were not

false equivalence

yeeessss gazza son

what kind of cunt calls car drivers cagers? this isn't the sons of anarchy. we're not a hells angels chapter. it's bikers and car drivers. and most bikers also have cars. probably the same wanker that calls people outside of london provincials

rorke spends his life on the ropes

quick reminder lads:

lefties in here:rorkes itt
simple as

Fuck off, newfaggot.

>car talk

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the abode

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