Culture Pals - /cp/

Error 502 edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Q: Do the scripts work?
A: It seems like they do

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=MuHmOA_eaCc
japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/why-japanese-women-go-for-fake-crooked-teeth
interpals.net/loverLisa25
interpals.net/JxxN
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

youtube.com/watch?v=MuHmOA_eaCc
just on tinder chatting to these fucking slags what are you lads up to?

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I met on okcupid a girl named Maxine. I sent her that Eminem song called Maxine and she said "That's cool, thank you for telling me that : ) ".
I'm glad she didn't look up the lyrics

Need a qtcrawler robot that walks up and down the street trying to get girls to look at my profile

Horny

This but frankly.

Me

Based interpals, what a fun website boys.

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Why error 502?

The word for food in my language is dick in the admin's mouth for not fixing this shit website.

bit of a shit prank this innit?
and its gone on long enough by now
cant they just put the site back up

Fuck dude that's funny, asking people what they call a fruit while their website is down hahahahah

Some may say grapes

The admin is probably reading all the butthurt posts and laughing his ass off right now.

tbf I'd do the exact same

I will shoot up Interpals HQ

Fuck off Sabina

day 2 without my future wife, getting nervous now

Think the mods know about /cp/?

still not woking?

What is taking them so long to fix this shit?

Fucking hell man.

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guys
it's just a website
relax :^)

you're just a website

what do you do when Jow Forums goes down?

This

What is it with Chinese cartoons giving girls fangs?

I'm guessing it's based off of this
japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/why-japanese-women-go-for-fake-crooked-teeth

Turn off the computer and go outside

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Mods? What mods?
Japanese have bad teeth and they think its cute

>mfw I don't know this feeling because I add the qts on whatsapp or Facebook

shitpost on cripplechan

She's fucking Chad right now. Its over bro.

AAAAAA DON'T REMIND ME

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It's finally working

WE'RE BACK LADS

based

>It's back
>immediately check messages
>no new messages
idk what I was expecting

No messages what's the point

It literally has to have been temporarily siezed by govt for some reason

All the counters reset though

I hope they were busting some sort of pedo ring.

what is this shit? new tinder?

Tinder ain't got nothing on this

What counters?

Users signed up, users online

She's discovered the outside world and the joys of summer in that time.
Women are easily distracted
She's never coming back

>mfw unironically scared that this could have happened

#metoo

Fuck still no messages from qts. Ahhh when will this pain end

yeah but more fun because it has more autism

>got qt's Facebook
I can quit Interpals now

My Japanese waifu emailed me immediately saying the site was down and she was sorry she couldn't reply.
Then over the evening, sent a bunch of pictures of her sitting around watching TV, eating peanuts and ironing, saying she was so bored without me. Always tries to get her bare feet in the shot too

Why don't you autists realise that their social media posts have been automated? You can set posts up months in advance.

Even so m8 it's still p funny.

>Always tries to get her bare feet in the shot too
Phenomenal

Lewds in the profile wew: interpals.net/loverLisa25

This profile is unironically a riot
>Movies: deadpool, Hunger games
>Books: Twilgiht, Crime and punishment, Romeo and Juliet, Dracule
piss off

can i just say that....since the website is down i havent seen /cp/ this active in a while

i hope you all dont leave ;_;

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Not gonna leave G

it's already dead

p..pls

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

> It aint me starts playing from my Huey gunship

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what happened?

>name yourself after a Chicago Pizza
>block America
bit rude

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Her grandparent probably got killed by an american during the war

what the worst part is how she blocks the americans but seemingly not the french who were their original occupiers.

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Equally likely that one of her grandparents was a GI. Mum could be a rape baby or the result of a financial transaction.

>Mum could be a rape baby or the result of a financial transaction.
she loved GI for long time.

Based.

She's unironically pretty hot though and I don't usually consider chinks as human.

lads
interpals.net/JxxN

every other korean whore looks like that because plastic surgery and skin whitening injections are incredibly cheap and readily available

literally el goblino face

Probably looks absolutely horrible without makeup like the vast majority of Asian women.

tfw i found a pretty white brazilian whose rich and a doctor

how do i wife this woman and basically get a wife who makes more money than me but still stays with me because i provide the chance for her to leave the country and become an american and make the big bucks?

would have frantic horny sex with/10

She does seem like she's wearing a lot of make up indeed. At least it's just makeup, not plastic whitening surgery shit

Doctor." Lol. Their education system is very questionable and many people buy degrees. If she wanted to work in the US she'd need to go to a US medical school, do residency in US, and then find a job.

i think it depends on the school obviously. but i dont necessarily believe that is true because we import pajeet doctors by the truckload.

>people write me a message
>I read it, but don't answer immediately
>write a reply after 1-2 days
>"This user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them"
People on this site are offended so easily.

dont be a cunt. if ur online and u read it...fucking respond

On the same note, why are there so many people doing this waiting-before-replying normie shit. You wouldn't do that would you user?

>On the same note, why are there so many people doing this waiting-before-replying normie shit. You wouldn't do that would you user?
if ur posting here and ur doing normie shit....youre just a faker daker and you should be gassed for trying to act like a chad when u aint.

fucking airhead, I swear.

>change nothing on profile
>except
>flag - to London
>Who viewed my profile?
>Viewed 53 times today

life as a 3rd worlder is suffering.

I think my qt is actually serious about coming to visit me one day.

I do that when I am actually not interested in a conversation with this person.

sometimes you need time to think about what you want to say.

I prefer to take my time.

How about not messaging at all if you're not interested?

>why don't you do the things I think should be done

>Algerian girl sent me a wall of text including a part saying she hopes to meet me here. it's the 3rd message only

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That's understandable but some people do it for pretty much every message, and then they come back and they've only written a sentence

Because I don't wanna be impolite.

Foi para isto que D Sebastião morreu nessas terras?

Eu não disse nada, ela é que se tá a atirar a mim

Am high as fuck lads
How do

>Am high as fuck lads
>How do
im drunk as fuck.
i found a greek gold digger who said she would leave her bf if i would marry her and take her to america