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You don't want a random accident because even if you die they'll take you to hospital

and what would the problem be then?

Nurses will laugh at his penis.

See

kek

doesn't matter after I died

Good meme

reality is not meme

imagine making this image in mspaint

I made it with 1 hand and I was sitting almost naked in my santa clause underwears if it makes it any better

>santa clause underwears
post pics

nope

pls :3

you don't need to take pic wearing them if you're embarrassed, just take them off and postem

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cute and hot

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t-thanks

i bet your tiny dick looks really cute in those~
also thanks for taking your undies off for me

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My penis is slightly bigger than average so am i good then?
19x16

learn to read dumb faggot, swedes imbecile retards fuck off from my thead
kys and commit suicide

>tfw 20x16
you're a dicklet lad

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Based.

thanks, but 16.5 is not a micropenis

I also have a 15cm dick, but I am okay with it. No girl or boy will like me. So it's all good ;_;

>i wish i was killed in a random accident
I can relate to this. I want to die every single day, but I'm married so it'd be wrong for me to cause her suffering. I wish something outside of my control would kill me so that I can die without the guilt.

TOP FUCKING KEK

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