/brit/

literally all in here

aaa

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look at the numbers you clown

is it better to be called cute or ugly by a girl

I mean if a girl calls you cute, it's safe to say you'll never sleep with her, but is it a fate worse than just being straight up ugly?

if were going off numbers then we should be in

fuck off reddit spacker

how did your life get to this point

>the y*nk /brit/ thread
never

always been cute my entire life, but am still a virgin

just informed the janny about this thread

it should be deleted posthaste

get in here

shouldnt you be in /éire/ anyway?

bad company 2 is literally the greatest fps of all time

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* *BOOOOOOOM*

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am not a weeb so no lad

loved the multiplayer

this is the only legitimate new thread

you have been warned

put some coldbrew coffee in the fridge
shall be ready by tomorrow

*blasts you with the carl gustav*

OOOOOOOO REALLY MAKES ME WONDER

grow a beard and start treating women like dogs

DIGITAL, RADIO, AUDIO, STEREO MUDDA I DONT CARE MSX IS A HARD ACT TO FOLLOW

>still a month and a half before uni starts

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oi

this thread is dying :(
thought the lads would want to come in here and support the good lad tim

dont post again

*Mushes your peas*

What's some stuff in modern British pop culture that's worth keeping up with? Panel shows? Doctor Who? Viz magazine?
I consume so much older stuff and modern yank media that I'm basically not British. People talk to me like I'm an alien. I want a closer connection to my homeland.

I'll do anything except watch soap operas and Love Island.

Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over me.

I've read 29 books this year - and this is my slowest year since 2015.

no one cares

THE GLOBALISTS ARE TAKING OVER

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>Panel shows? Doctor Who? Viz magazine?

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unironically love island, the rest is autistic trash and nobody cares about viz anymore

why have we stopped posting

does it count as losing virginity if you get it in, take a few thrusts then pass out due to too much alcohol?

don't count it myself tbf

Yeah I usually do but i haven't spoke much to the guy I'm riding with now because he's been on the phone. I'm not much of a talker though so I just ask questions about their life and the area

Hate making small talk with people i don't know.

>based

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heyy x

Every day is suffering

It's already over 40 posts! There's not many posts left now until the next thread, so I'm saving my good material for early next thread when I can but it all out for maximum (you) potential.

>>based

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here we are.....

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very bluepilled

u good x?

dark clouds ... very ominous

none of those sunglasses suit the people wearing them

won't even go into the suits

hopefully they will learn with age

Say your prayers ahmed

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yeh thanks u?x

aha I'm alright xx u been up to much today?

Ugh I'm yearning for winter. The damp and dark atmosphere is the best analogue for my personality and in summer my bedroom (which I never leave) is too warm and sticky.

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Impressed by the english proficiency of all the JFs on here

Want to learn Spanish, but it's so hard when you don't know any IRL spanish speakers

I go against all my beliefs and convictions for (you) I'll literally type anything for them.
I'll false flag both sides just to get replies

copped a pair of gucci sunglasses, they look peng

a few wanks here and there haha u?x

*evicts your family*

same

Imagine a lone, unarmed female police officer trying to detain you - what would you do?

Las personas anglo son genéticamente incapaces de aprender otros idiomas.

ooooooo bit cheeky lad xx ive been pumping it a bit to some tranny porn recently ahah x

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>Impressed by the english proficiency of all the JFs on here
same. l wonder if they all put that on their CVs and how good they are at conversing in English

this says something like "anglo people are incapable of learning other languages" proper easy to decipher it desu, don't get people who think french is the easiest for a native english

Mentira, cállate

nice try GCHQ

Ooh ooh! Can I be a big burly Muslim black man in this fantasy?

see that's where you're going wrong, talking about tranny porn regardless of how based it is is a big no during small talk with strangers

Why?

my dog died of an idioma m8 delete this

what? i thought that was socially acceptable guess it explains why girls stopped replying when I brought it silly me

Only impressed by people who know lots of latin

Anybody want to read my Futurama fanfic?

Because it is, French is a lot similar to English than Spanish. You don't judge an entire language because you understood part of one sentence mate lmao.

hate girls who consistently take ages to reply just reply when you see it or ignore it your not fooling anyone

I had a much easier time in Argentina and Chile than in France

going rorke bashing outside the pub, you lads in?

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>going rorke bashing outside the pub, you lads in?

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Why are brits so retarded that they couldn't build this until the 15th century?

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oh hell yeah! see you in 20 hun x

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H I P S

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would lay you two out on your arses, i'm 4th dan kyokushin karate and eat a strict vegetarian based diet, what do you do apart from sit online and spam racial slurs all day?

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WE'RE IN HERE LADS!!!

fuck sake now you've spoiled it
i had /brit/ under my thumb

don't know why people say eating a girls fanny is emasculating

>Yankposts

is this the real thread?

what is this virtual youtuber malarky?