ITT we act as Australian as possible
>You want anal mate?
ITT we act as Australian as possible
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oi you fucking shitcunts where the fuck are my mates at i'm not putting shrimp on the grille myself wankers
Stop this cultural appropriation right now
PEE
>YEA DRINK IT
Oi them noirse cunts made fun of my willie, wager I return the favor how about that
oi, doggo, don't be a shitcunt, ya facking cur, tackle that emu, mate, you can do it, ya furry little fuckah
Got a fiver fer da bus ya cunt?
Nurses? Nah. Not a fan.
*kills u*
I COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER
Oi speak englis ya fuckin wanka!
Ur alright cunts? Have a good one cheeky bastards
Oi Fuck off kiwi cunt
Oi can't stay mad at the black fellas because they're cheeky buggers
*sick flute solo*
fuck off paki cunt
*vegemite ball*
ITT we act as American as possible
>Fuck you motherfucking faggot nigger
Spilled me stubby on the shag and the misses cracked the shits. She was all, "oi cunt", and I was like, "yeah, nah. fuck up". Then me mate Bazza came round with a goon sack so we smashed it while smoken some winnies. Then this abbo cunt was all like "ay bloke, can I skub some durries off ya?" and I was all "yeah, nah, It's me last one ay" so he called me a racists white cunt and I laughed at him. Then I saw me mate Dazza who had some mad pingers. We racked em up then hit the town, dancing like sick cunts!
*sniffs petrol*
Best one
Oi m8, ya don't sniff petrol from a can
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Aiy, me m8s. Let's grabba Crown Lager and crank up Back In Black while frying some shrimp on the bobby.
Ok this is epic
Oi cunt shove yer tocko up me hairy axe wound and tongue punch me fart box
SCUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
OK you've definitely lived in Australia for a while at some stage.
I'm an Aussie, I'm just living in the UK at the moment.
Honestly, I was just excited to let my bogan out. I'm worried I'm going to lose my aussie accent.
What's the connection between Australians and anal? I don't exactly get it.
I mean, I'm sort of a faggot so obviously I do it but it doesn't seem any more relevant here than anywhere else.
>What's the connection between Australians and anal?
You're shitposters
More like shitpushers, am I right?
I live in Sydney haha