ITT we act as Australian as possible

ITT we act as Australian as possible
>You want anal mate?

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oi you fucking shitcunts where the fuck are my mates at i'm not putting shrimp on the grille myself wankers

Stop this cultural appropriation right now

PEE
>YEA DRINK IT

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Oi them noirse cunts made fun of my willie, wager I return the favor how about that

oi, doggo, don't be a shitcunt, ya facking cur, tackle that emu, mate, you can do it, ya furry little fuckah

Got a fiver fer da bus ya cunt?

Nurses? Nah. Not a fan.

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*kills u*

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I COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER

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Oi speak englis ya fuckin wanka!

Ur alright cunts? Have a good one cheeky bastards

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Oi Fuck off kiwi cunt

Oi can't stay mad at the black fellas because they're cheeky buggers

*sick flute solo*

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fuck off paki cunt

*vegemite ball*

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ITT we act as American as possible
>Fuck you motherfucking faggot nigger

Spilled me stubby on the shag and the misses cracked the shits. She was all, "oi cunt", and I was like, "yeah, nah. fuck up". Then me mate Bazza came round with a goon sack so we smashed it while smoken some winnies. Then this abbo cunt was all like "ay bloke, can I skub some durries off ya?" and I was all "yeah, nah, It's me last one ay" so he called me a racists white cunt and I laughed at him. Then I saw me mate Dazza who had some mad pingers. We racked em up then hit the town, dancing like sick cunts!

*sniffs petrol*

Best one

Oi m8, ya don't sniff petrol from a can

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Aiy, me m8s. Let's grabba Crown Lager and crank up Back In Black while frying some shrimp on the bobby.

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Ok this is epic

Oi cunt shove yer tocko up me hairy axe wound and tongue punch me fart box

SCUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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OK you've definitely lived in Australia for a while at some stage.

I'm an Aussie, I'm just living in the UK at the moment.
Honestly, I was just excited to let my bogan out. I'm worried I'm going to lose my aussie accent.

What's the connection between Australians and anal? I don't exactly get it.

I mean, I'm sort of a faggot so obviously I do it but it doesn't seem any more relevant here than anywhere else.

>What's the connection between Australians and anal?
You're shitposters

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More like shitpushers, am I right?

I live in Sydney haha