/asean/

I wonder if any Indons did Japanons technique :^)

berasaskan dan merah

Why does it seem like it's always PKR that is infighting and having power struggles while DAP just goes about their business?

do /asean/ girls like taylor swift?

no, her music suck
in here, she will be called as "tante girang"

>tfw my /asean/ gf will never listen to taylor swift with me

why even live bros

Yes she's pretty popular here.

you just gave me so much hope, thank you brother, mashallah

Why don't you want your wh*te woman, blake?

im too stupid and ugly for a white woman so i gotta getta gook

Sleepy

I hope all those mudslime niggers fuck off to their containment nusantara thread once and for all.

Subhanallah , brother. May Allah open your eyes and remove the lock from your heart and guide you to the right path

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What do you call this frog in your language?

We call it ễnh ương here.

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Javanese : bangkong

banded bullfrog

susah nah cari duit.....

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Why do so many Filipinos work on cruise ships?

>berasaskan
Actually it's "hebat" since "based" in the sense of a compliment is slang...but "berasas" ("with basis") is fine too.

>merah
if you meant to say "[confirmed a] communist", just say "[sah] Komunis".

Just doing my job teaching a master language.

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SEAman

Because policies.

/asean/ is dying like always

This wouldn't have happened if it weren't for the stupid Tagalog/Bisaya user.

How are toilets in those countries? Is it true that at some places in Asia, they don't flush the paper and they just throw it into a shit bin?

wet

>shit bin
ja
ours cant process tissue paper so they end up clogging the pipes. to solve this, theres usually a bin next to the sinks.

Wow that's disgusting.
Does it happen in big cities too?

What are you talking about? The bin at the sink is not shit bin. There's no shit bin because we don't even use paper in most places and even when paper is available there's no shit bin for the paper INSIDE the stall.

Why not?

Jesus Christ. Your people should have been genocided.

whats the function of the tissue in public toilets then??? alas only ah?

Since when you can't flush the paper? And the bin outside is not for that. Where got people after wiping their ass with toilet paper then throw the paper to the bin near the sink??

>using paper
>thinking that it's hygienic
what are you? disgusting barbarian?

:^(
aku ingat tu untuk tisu taik

anyone here watches Best Ever Food Review Show?

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More highenic than wiping your ass with your hand.

Yes

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How the fuck do people wash their ass with the toilet hose without getting shit-contaminated water running down their legs and all over the floor? Why can't we have bidet toilet seats like Japan?

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>Mark and Trevor together
Things can't go better than this

>with hand
We use a technology called bidet you fucking white demon.
No wonder white people smell disgusting.

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It's a step user. You need to make sure everyone can use toilets before upgrading it.

You haven't seen a bidet before?

well he's from a poor euro country, so probably no.

I think this is the biggest misconception outsiders think about us, it's funny actually. We don't scoop the shit with our hands, we clean our butt with bidet/water spray/any running water source. Then, when we're sure our butts are washed, we clean them using soap with our hand. Then after that, we wash our hands again.

just search for it lmao

If you already know another Filipino dialect (Cebuano), how hard is it to learn Tagalog?

By increasing your aiming skill.

Can any thai lads help me learn thai so I can impress my qt?

weeb kontol

west memek

Support Peperalism

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how do we fix the china problem

Shoot them on the dick

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implying i havent

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verafiles.org/articles/vera-files-fact-check-mocha-uson-video-blunders-federalism

Absolute state of dutards and "Kain Pepederalism""
the damage control is so real

wtf

tho it does makes sense, it reflects what we feel about it
lewd and unwanted

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Does anyone have the gif/webm of the dance?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=twwUiikWtQc

Do they really want us to take it seriously
this is a joke, this administration is a disaster

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Someone make a webm or gif of it
this is the highlight of the Pepederalism dance

Pepe = means vagina btw used in this context

m.youtube.com/watch?v=qs8061JmqfM

hello

Fuck you curry bitch.

I'm going to sleep, please give me (You)s :3

Go to bed ariff
Got to get ready for 10 hours shift Chef Chang gave you.

Thanks uwu

you eat my shit man

eat some indian shit ok

twofishtraveling.com/pooping-indonesia-toilet-guide/

Yeah, bidets...

why have toilet when malay monkey has big mouth

>he uses paper to wipe his butt
>he doesn't use water in the process of cleaning his butt
>he actually only properly clean himself when bathing
This is disgusting user.

what's your worst bathroom experience /asean/?

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at least we clean it with water, unlike you.

>have diarrhea from uncooked monkey bits
>go to the toilet
>there is a bucket there filled with already shit water
>pour that water on your ass while anal fingering yourself with the your left hand
>the shitty water goes down on your pants
>the bathroom now swims in your shit

saw literal holes in concrete ground on gili t.

also can anyone suggest any youtube channels or chans or some shit to somewhat learn indonesian, I don't mean educational videos or anything but just some interesting content in indonesian language and possibly subtitles if its a video.

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>not replacing the water while shitting
>not taking off your pants
>not doing it at the bowl
That's your problem user. You're fucking retarded. Even literal jungle monkeys can do it.

WC mampet

>Not washing your hand with soap after you clean the rest

Fuck off filthy gypsy

>bule
Found the problem. Learn to ignore.

Just come here and I'll teach you personally

for the price of one kidney?

By this you could simply jump in the shower.

I fucking hate my family for dragging me here without letting me finish my degree.
>dad working here for 2 decades
>he's depressed as fuck
>had to come here for "emotional support"
>had to migrate before I turn 18 thus having to stop my course
>can't continue my degree here since it's too expensive for a non-citizen
>work dead end jobs to sustain myself
>naturalize after 5 years but now too old to consider going back to a university(25)
>can't work decent jobs since I got no diploma

fucking ruined my life. I want to go back to ph bros , I miss my friends and want to start a family.

Two actually and your dog

Anyone excited for the launch of merah putih?

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sell cocaine

>naturalize after 5 years but now too old to consider going back to a university(25)
Do they care about age that much in "western" country?

IPEPE IPEPE
IDEDE IDEDE
IPAHIPO IPAHIPO
KAY DUTERTE KAY DUTERTE
PARA MAGKAPWESTO

No but I feel like I wasted 6 years of my life , from 18-25. Even though what I earn in a week is equal to 3 months back in PH , I feel like I accomplished nothing and just grinding away my life.

What work do you do? I heard that the lower tier jobs still pay a lot. Like picking fruits and stuff.

just sell cocaine man
going on like this is jsut worthless as you stated it, die now or in sixty years no difference

nbcnews.com/id/18338864/ns/us_news-wonderful_world/t/woman-set-be-oldest-college-graduate/
It's never too old to study.

I change jobs every year , ranging from warehousing to supermarket restocker to an aged care cook.The pay is decent but it gets old very quick. Now I'm a neet for 5 months living off my savings and contemplating about life.