Besides Jow Forums shit, what do you know about Mexico?

wasn't che guevara irish lol

They didn't invent the hot dog but they sure did enhance it. Sonoran dogs are tits.

>They seem to have a problem with their Central American neighbors
>Just like Brazil, their South is rich, while the North is poor.
>Their culinary is great
>CHESPIRITO

>their South is rich, while the North is poor
lol no, the poorest places in Mexico are Chiapas and Oaxaca, deep on the south.

Still, the only rich northern states are Baja California and Nuevo Leon, the rest are poor overall just like the rest of Mexico

they have an ice hockey team. best in latin america. (bet you didn't know that even if you are mexican)

>Mexicans caring about any sport but football
Good one m8

Northern Mexico has an IDH and GDP per capita bigger than the rest, no?
Just Mexico City is so good as the north, no?

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all I know from mexico is from breaking bad, yes i'm ashamed of my ignorance

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Mexico City is better than any part in the country by miles, period. Basically 1st world compared to other Mexican cities.
It's both a good thing and a bad thing, because a lot of stuff is centralized there, and leaves the rest of the country underdeveloped in exchange.

How dangerous is Mexico City?

It's a huge city with a lot of people. I'd say it's the same as being in New York.

New York is supposedly very safe for a big city but somehow I've never visited there.

Tokyo is even bigger and it's one of the safest cities in the world, but that's just Japan.

I'd say that yeah, Mexico City is relatively safe. Robberies happen because there are tons of people, but you just gotta avoid the shit parts and be careful with your surroundings. You're not gonna get mugged in broad daylight on a busy street, but if you venture deeper into a plaza or stands, at evening, well I'd worry then.

There are pickpocketers at the subway, at least I know that

greatest country on earth

like chicago

>Mexico City is better than any part in the country by miles
Hahah lol no chilanguito

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>he's actually comparing a pueblo to a mega city
lol

Lil'brazil

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Haha lol no chilanguito

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that's why it is surprising that despite being a meme sport the mexican team is relatively good for a country that has no real winter/natural ice. they are the best among other meme teams.

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>wow dude we're safe in my rancho with 200 people compared to a 22 million population city

PS not even chilango, I'm from Vergacruz, you're a retard.

Is a deeply racist country while also complaining about the far less racist U.S.

> I'm from Vergacruz
hahah lol monkey

CDMX alone produces 17% of national GDP you moronic fuck.
20 million people, some shithole areas, some rich and comfy.
It's a diverse city, but there's nothing to see on the lower class shit districts.

ps: Im not even chilango but tabajqueño you cunt

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A little bit better Brazil

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fug off AMLO

Tequila, sombreros, deserts, brown indian people, cartels, cartel people with big moustaches and hawaiian shirts, loud old grandmothers, speedy gonzales, that one trumpet song, mem with shaved heads and tattoos driving low riders

>go to Aguasfrias
>get robbed

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it is true there's shit and trash everywhere in chilango city?

>he thinks there's a city in Mexico without shit and trash everywhere

Central America (without Panama) is rightful Mexican Territory

That they should be eradicated.

in my town is in mostly poor areas, there's trash in chilangoland even in the richest and "nice" areas

it's like Dalibomba evolved

Taco, Spooky skeleton holiday, Alextime, Cartels, Old people are looking like very very old and rotten potatoes

It's the worst imaginable place on earth.
Thank you for existing, Mexico. You actually make us feel and look not that bad about ourselves. Everytime I am exposed to Colombia's cruel reality and start thinking about the horrible rate of being Colombian and start feeling bad about it too, I recall Mexico's existence and cheer up.
>encontraron 11 personas ahorcadas en una casa en el estado de Chihuahua (11 people were found hanged in a house in Chihuahua state)
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That a white guy like me should never step into this country.

nice b8 0n

*horrible fate of being Colombian.

yeah fuck off wh*Toid

That's nice, too bad Colombia is worse.

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pls stop sending your people here thank you

Our govt says we should never enter...

- Tamaulipas, Sinaloa (except Mazatlán & „El Chepe“), Colima except Manzanillo)
- icountry side of Michoacán, Jalisco and Guerrero as travels to Guerrero
- cities of Acapulco (except Zona Diamante & Pie de la Cuesta), Tijuana, Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua, Culiacán
- coastside between Acapulco (Guerrero) and Manzanillo (Colima)

Your opinion mexicobros?

true, but they forgot shitxico city

Nothing, I see Mexican cuisine mentioned all the time in American media but it's impossible to find over here unless you want to go to a restaurant.

It's all curry and kebabs over here, never even tried a taco or burrito.

Follow this map

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That one was wrong and I updated it.

Yes, Tijuana, Guerrero and Colima are shitholes. Don't go there.

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>unless you want to go to a restaurant
Is this really that much of a hassle for you?

Thats actually sad

>Is a deeply racist country
Based

The capital is Mexico city. Majority religion is Catholicism mixed with Satanic voodoo. Warring drug cartels run the country. They have weird hairless dogs which their ancestors use to worship when not playing head ball. Kidnapping tourists is the second largest source of income behind illegal drugs. Girls hang their panties on trees so guys know who has been raped and who hasn't while crossing the border. Mexican water is a laxative. People pay top dollar to watch girls blow donkeys. 16 is the average age for motherhood. I feel like I'm missing something else, but this will do.

Brazil is two different countries in one.
Mexico probably is the same

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>People pay top dollar to watch girls blow donkeys.
I really wish this was real but donkey shows seem to be a myth.

That's what you think.
We don't find people mutilated and hanged by the dozens from bridges and thrown into highways every day.
Mexico is a real life horror movie.

We have started finding tortured corpses recently and curiously in areas with marked presence of Mexican "businessmen"

>muh southern Brazil maymay

>Girls hang their panties on trees so guys know who has been raped and who hasn't while crossing the border.

Explain

You too.
Pls stop sending your "businessmen" and their "investments" here. That would be really appreciated.

>People pay top dollar to watch girls blow donkeys.
it is a meme it just a trick for dumb american tourists

What do you mean a trick?

i meant a trap for tourists

did you know that shit comes from congolombia right donkeyfucker?

So it IS real?

>I know that Mexico has great hunting opportunities that too many white Americans are afraid to take advantage of because they are scared to go to Mexico.

The white people are the game in Mexico, that's why.

no there's are various bars that offers donkey shows and shit, but there's really nothing

I live in Goias and not in the South

It is a whimsical tradition that girls get raped before they cross the US border. If they still have their panties on, they are good to go. If their panties are gone, this means you will get sloppy seconds. There's no place else to put the panties when they're done, so they go in trees.

>rj

Bom meme

No.
Many people have tried to prove this but they all concluded that its all hollywood shitty myths.

If you wanna see some live bestiality you should head to Germany or Brazil or even USA itself.

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what went wrong in Guanajuato?
it used to be one of the safest states in Mexico

only the areas near michoacan are unsafe
t. knower

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lol
colombia is the place where people got shot for looking at others wrong, and cars exploded every day.
mexico = colombia = evil narco shithole

t. shitlango

You should have not drained the lake around Tinochtitlan.

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hidalgo is the comfiest state
best food too

t. hidalguense

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Post some of this food nigga.

Its a shithole, no jobs planning on moving to
Queretaro soon

>chilangos contra norteños contra sureños
que es esto 2011? ya aburren.

went to queretaro last week
pretty good city except for the traffiic

If you read trough the comments id just like to inform you that ANYTHING good you know about México comes from only one state (Jalisco) other culturelet states will seethe but dont mind them.
Thank you

t. poblano

Fucking garbage, the WHOLE of i

WALL WHEN

wtf is the difference between intentional and non-intentional homicide?

>officer, I didn't really mean to kill him when I shot him 9 times in the chest

Like running someone over with a car and killing them.
It's not intentional homicide but still homicide.

Lets say you crash your car and you kill the other person, you will be tried for homicide, but non intentional

aka manslaughter

I think they're okay or good at a certain point

all the buildings are made of cinderblocks and have coca cola ads on them

t. been 3 times and traveled around the yucatan