/brit/

can imagine yanks quietly laughing to themselves at all their shit posts

leave the thread macaco

I do this

Sopa de macaco

#notallyanks

>YOU WAN CHICKEN FRI RI?

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can imagine micks laughing to themselves at all their bait posts

ping from here is too high

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sorry, it's only princes who marry down

>Saudi Arabia recalls ambassador to Canada, gives Canadian ambassador 24 hours to leave their country
>Saudi Arabia suspends ALL TRADE with Canada indefinitely
>Saudi Arabia tells Canada to keep their kike nose out of their internal affairs

is the day of the rake finally here?

this is a form of cosplay

nope
it gets more fun

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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i never bait post

Put the hamburger down!

hello pardo

monkey out in /poverty/

footy yank you here

>pic-related
how I imagine all /brit/ posters

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Cabeza de narcotraficante

wait so hitler wrote harry potter right
oh no nevermind he was the guy in lord of thrones

Genuinely only post earnestly and never get in to arguments, if another poster replies with bait or wants to argue I just ignore them

why do micks feel the need to explain themselves in multiple posts

this reminds me have any of you lads seen that italian show gomorra?

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why do micks constantly drink bailey's irish creme?

Did you watch the Community Shield

>doing tax expecting a nice little return
>calculates that I owe $1700 to ATO
JUST

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Why do they always drink Murphy’s Stout?

aye
we don't cunt

Love the name ceilidh

We don't, women do.

whats with these homies dissing my girl

This is a Feli City general. Delete that slag

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gang gang gang

OC

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no

gf’s family keeps speaking Spanish in front of me

Elsa Jean or Riley Reid?

Adriana Chechik honorable mention

banjo kazooie

This day in history:
1912 – The Bull Moose Party meets at the Chicago Coliseum.

Theodore Roosevelt left office in 1909. He had selected William Howard Taft, his Secretary of War, to succeed him as presidential candidate and Taft easily won the 1908 presidential election. Roosevelt became disappointed by Taft's policies. They became openly hostile. Roosevelt struck back hard. On the evening of June 22, 1912, Roosevelt asked his supporters to leave the Republican Party. Roosevelt decided to seek the presidency again by forming his own Party.

Roosevelt compared the coming presidential campaign to the Battle of Armageddon.

New Nationalism was Roosevelt's political philosophy during the 1912 election.

Roosevelt's New Nationalism insisted that only a powerful federal government could regulate the economy and guarantee social justice.
In the social sphere, his New Nationalism called for:
>Stronger military
>Acquisition of overseas colonies
>A National Health Service
>Social insurance
>Great National projects
>An eight-hour workday
>Workers' compensation for work-related injuries.
>farm relief
>An inheritance tax.
>Easier methods of amending the Constitution
>Recall election (citizens may remove an elected official before the end of his term)
>Referendum (citizens may decide on a law by popular vote)
>Initiative (citizens may propose a law by petition and enact it by popular vote)

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aprendela cabron

saw it yesterday

Chelsea look really bad, might lose Willian, Hazard and Courtois by Thursday... with little mention of replacements...

malnourished bog rat

someone post us that pic of the cat thats absolutely chonged on catnip

need it for a joke on the group chat x

i remember when i found out the tax office owed me over a grand and was buzzing but the lax attitude this gave me towards daily takeaways and drugs and booze left me in a worse financial situation 2 months later

are you a chelsea?
pretty gay desu

No

the 1 day old boomer

Alcoholic Amateur Analphabet Anarchist Ape Arse Arselicker Ass Ass master Ass-kisser Ass-nugget Ass-wipe Asshole Baby Backwoodsman Balls Bandit Barbar Bastard Bastard Beavis Beginner Biest Bitch Blubber gut Bogeyman Booby Boozer Bozo Brain-fart Brainless Brainy Brontosaurus Brownie Bugger Bugger, silly Bulloks Bum Bum-fucker Butt Buttfucker Butthead Callboy Callgirl Camel Cannibal Cave man Chaavanist Chaot Chauvi Cheater Chicken Children fucker Clit Clown Cock Cock master Cock up Cockboy Cockfucker Cockroach Coky Con merchant Con-man Country bumpkin Cow Creep Creep Cretin Criminal Cunt Cunt sucker Daywalker Deathlord Derr brain Desperado Devil Dickhead Dinosaur Disguesting packet Diz brain Do-Do Dog Dog, dirty Dogshit Donkey Drakula Dreamer Drinker Drunkard Dufus Dulles Dumbo Dummy Dumpy E Egoist Eunuch Exhibitionist Fake Fanny Farmer Fart Fart, shitty Fatso Fellow Fibber Fish Fixer Flake Flash Harry Freak Frog Fuck Fuck face Fuck head Fuck noggin Fucker Gangster Ghost Goose Gorilla Grouch Grumpy Head, fat Hell dog Hillbilly Hippie Homo Homosexual Hooligan Horse fucker Idiot Ignoramus Jack-ass Jerk Joker Junkey Killer Lard face Latchkey child Learner Liar Looser Lucky Lumpy Luzifer Macho Macker Man, old Minx Missing link Monkey Monster Motherfucker Mucky pub Mutant Neanderthal Nerfhearder Nobody Nurd Nuts, numb Oddball Oger Oil dick Old fart Orang-Uthan Original Outlaw Pack Pain in the ass Pavian Pencil dick Pervert Pig Piggy-wiggy Pirate Pornofreak Prick Prolet Queer Querulant Rat Rat-fink Reject Retard Riff-Raff Ripper Roboter Rowdy Rufian Sack Sadist Saprophyt Satan Scarab Schfincter Shark Shit eater Shithead Simulant Skunk Skuz bag Slave Sleeze Sleeze bag Slimer Slimy bastard Small pricked Snail Snake Snob Snot Son of a bitch Square Stinker Stripper Stunk Swindler Swine Teletubby Thief Toilett cleaner Tussi Typ Unlike Vampir Vandale Varmit Wallflower Wanker Wanker, bloody Weeze Bag Whore Wierdo Wino Witch Womanizer Woody allen Worm Xena Xenophebe Xenophobe

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Riley Reid has the more aesthetic vulva.

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oh well
fuck off

remember when poleaboo pretended to go to wembley today but got exposed as a liar

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hat

But sometimes when he was touching himself, the image of Dean's plump lips shaping a perfect "O" as he moaned with pleasure jumped into his mind. And when Sam was close to coming, sometimes he would imagine that it was Dean's hand on his cock instead of his own. He had dreams about what his big brother would taste like, about how Dean's lips would feel wrapped around his cock. This was Sam's biggest secret. Well, this, and the fact that he wore panties sometimes. He only had a couple of pairs because he couldn't stand the humiliation of standing in line at fucking Victoria's Secret with a handful of lacy panties more than twice in his life. He was wearing a pair as he was thinking about all of this, daydreaming in algebra class. The lace didn't feel scratchy against his skin like he once thought it would; no, it felt so good. The fact that he was wearing a little pair of black, lacy panties beneath his jeans made him feel so naughty, so- "Mr. Winchester?" Sam's head snapped up from where it was resting on the table previously, and he locked eyes with his math teacher, a rickety old man named Mr. Long. "Uh, yeah?" Sam asked, face beginning to burn with embarrassment at being caught not paying attention. "Mr. Winchester, I asked you a question. This is the second time today that you've decided not to listen to my lesson, and to be frank it is getting quite irritating." "Sorry, sir," Sam winced and looked down at the floor. The rest of the class went by fairly quickly, and soon enough, the bell rang. Sam hurried out of the room to avoid a lecture on paying attention, and went to his locker. He grabbed his backpack and began to walk back to the motel he and Dean were staying in while their dad was on a hunt. Once he

>watching US produced American Revolution film/TV show episode
>the British are bad guys
jeez, talk about historical revisionism

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thought you were an arsenal fan hahahaha fucking weirdo
>yanks

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There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
But you'll never see the end of the road
While you're traveling with me

Hey now, hey now
Don'tdreamit's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

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>fuck off

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well this puts me in a directly worse situation through no fault of my own the cunts. and they have the cheek to knock $200 off for low income

Nary a photon

Riley Reid is probably a better actor but Elsa Jean is probably hotter, although like the other user said, Riley's vagina is nicer.
Elsa Jean is the nonce answer so I'll go with that

arrived, he flopped down on the bed that he and Dean were sharing since their dad was too cheap to get a bigger room, and stared at the ceiling. He was trying not to think about what he was wearing underneath his jeans because he knew Dean would be getting home from high school in less than an hour and he didn't want to risk being caught jerking off in a pair of fucking panties, for gods sake. Still, he could feel his cock aching. Maybe he could jerk off, considering that Dean wouldn't be home for about forty five minutes? He would have time. He would have lots of time. He sat up and scooted to edge of of the bed so he could take his jeans off. He pulled them down, a tiny moan escaping him as the rough fabric brushed against his panty clad cock. He discarded his pants on the floor and lay down on the bed, head propped up against a pillow. Moaning slightly as blood rushed to his cock, he teased himself by lightly trailing his fingertips up the insides of his thighs, relishing in the delicious feeling of finally touching close to the area he wanted to touch so badly. After a minute or so of teasing himself, he couldn't take it anymore. He needed to touch himself. He stroked slowly up the lace covering his length, moaning as he felt how hard he was.

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turn it up lad

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disgusting

I am

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who else here went to a school that separated classes by ability? i was in the top set for everything and shared classes like RE and whatever were painful. i got excluded twice and caught with weed i was no angel but who wants to sit there being screamed at because two retards want to giggle at each other at the back

How to impress english girls lads

Brainlet: Elsa Jean
Normal brain: Riley Reid
Cosmic brain: Casey Calvert

Saving this for when a bong gets testy with me

youtube.com/watch?v=Egz4OXmW4yw#t=11s

combust niggers

went to a charter school where you had to apply to get in lads
bunch of virgin freaks

Well I didn't see much future
When I left the Christian brothers school
So I waved it goodbye with a wistful smile
And I left the girls of Tuam
And sometimes when I'm reminiscing
I see the prefabs and my old friends
And I know that they'll be changed or gone
By the time I get home again

Well the ould fella left me to Shannon
Was the last time I travelled that road
And as I turned left at Claregalway
I could feel a lump in my throat
As I pictured the thousands of times
That I travelled that well worn track
And I know that things would be different
If I ever decide to go back

Now as I tumble down highways
Or filthy overcrowded trains
There's no one to talk to in transit
So I sit there and daydream in vain
And behind all these muddled up problems
Of living on a foreign soil
I can still see the twists and turns on the road
From the square to the town of the tribes

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Riley Reid is on another level

She's multi talented

youtu.be/cXxMIOX-qJA

This desu.

These two remind me of some sort of MJ12 people from the X-files or something
Throw a few years of Kushner and give him a lit cigarette and he'd fit the bill great

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people i hate:
>fat people
>porn addicts

My school separated in to 5 classes for our year and had ability tests to make sure every class had an even spread of retards to nerds.

jacob rees mogg should be executed