Russians of Jow Forums, I need your help. What should I give to my Russian gf for her birthday...

Russians of Jow Forums, I need your help. What should I give to my Russian gf for her birthday? I want to give her something related to her country, was thinking about a matryoshka doll but I'm not sure

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UN BEBÉ

Give her a hard punch to the face

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Are you a retard?

this

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He is.

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Buy her a one way ticket to Russia lmao

bullying not allowed

Communism

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Does she have any interests like music, film, theatre, opera, art, etc?

But your idea about
>a matryoshka doll
sounds pretty retarded, but who knows what happens in woman's mind.

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She does taekwondo, likes vidya, movies and many genres of music (she listens to Tchaikovsky)

>russian gf

Break up with that Slavic whore she just wants your money

krokodil

This

Seriously russian woman are vindictive sociopaths that only get into relationships for longterm theft

>but who knows what happens in woman's mind.
We all know what happens in your mind, sock.

>who knows what happens in woman's mind
Nothing important. Go for it OP.

>Nothing important

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See if you can get her some tickets for a future show or event. I don't know what it's like in Costa Rica or how rich/poor you are, but see what you can do. It's the thought that counts and you will make memories together.
>she listens to Tchaikovsky
Good girl.
Also this.

Does she lives in Russia?

Thank you user

No, here in Costa Rica

You are a shit gifter. Gifts need to carry emotion. If you want to play on her 'muh rodina' feelings, then try to remember one of her 'why I love Russia stories' and try recreate that memory.

I know that's why I'm here for advice

>She does taekwondo
get her a gi
giver her a gi, while I give her the d

I don't know. Our souvenirs like matreshka are really nonrelated whatsoever to our culture. Maybe jewelry would work. Necklace or something.

Start a communist uprising to remind her of home.

get her a hammock from neptune's hammocks
went there in like 2000, surprised he's still around
bitches love hammocks

>Maybe jewelry would work
No fuck that. The sooner you give a woman expensive shit the sooner she becomes a gold digger.

You'd better to gift her smth related to your country. It could be more exotic and therefor more pleasant for her.
Matryoshka? Rly?

I was honestly planning to just take her to a fancy restaurant, my question was a about a material gift, never been a fan of those. I used the Matryoshka to kinda make this thread Jow Forums related lol

Buy her an Iphone X.

there are no material gifts related to Costa Rica?

So what is her favourite thing in Russia? What is her favourite food?

Yes but she's been here for a long time (almost 5 years), something related to Russia would remind her of the motherland

She likes Borsch

Buy her some plushie shit and make borchst for her with some romantic diner.

Oh, I see. You could order a portrait. It's not about nation, but still pretty nice I think.

>Borsch
But it's ukranian soup.

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Good luck, Costa Rican user.

Fuugg :-DDD she mentioned she liked it and I assumed it was Russian, my bad

Thanks :)

>Ukranian
So basically Russian

Matryoshka is a meme. Gift her something relating to YOUR country.

I know that borsch is just old-slavic word for soup, but today it's very associated with Ukraine.

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But Ukraine is a non-country.

But Romania isn't Rome.

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Proxy hohol

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Can't think about any good present related to Russia, maybe some rus literature only

>matryoshka
worst gift

If you have a few weeks worth time left, go on to AliExpress and look at whatever russian women are buying. It appears as if they're singlehandedly keeping chinks in business, they buy so much shit.
That, or your dick in a box. Paint it the colours of russian flag.

this is a latino who hates whites
he doesnt have a russian girlfriend

>That, or your dick in a box. Paint it the colours of russian flag.
this

money is the best gift
would you be happy if she gifted you some thai culture tat like buddha statue or flip flops? I don't think so

oops I confused flags of costa rica and thailand

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iPhone X

then a box of different russian snacks would be nice i guess, dunno if it's possible in costa rica though. you can try r/snackexchange if you have enough time