/brit/

quite looking forward to brexit
haven't had to experience any historic moments in my life, now I can tell my kids about having to ration food in my youth
not complaining btw. I always knew there'd be short-term struggles for long-term gains

dont ever think about the janitors because i dont care

would use a proxy but my yank mannerisms and slang would give me away quite easily

If I can remember
It was you who didn't wanna see my face
If I can remember
It was you who put me in my place
You gettin' down and out
Now you wanna' be with me
Well I got news for you
That ain't the way it's gonna' be

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the name's freak

virgin freak

>be bong
>have a food shortage in the obesity age
truly terrible times for paki land

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That's pretty solid route.

I'd recommend to add Dorset into the mix but it would be quite the detour for you

Brexit was a masterful plan to save the NHS
Firstly the NHS gets the money we give the EU, and because everyone goes on a diet they'll have less obese people to care for

no more apologies

cancer

based Bowden poster

kingston upon hull is worth a few days at least, bradford is nice around christmas time too and that's not too far from manchester/york

spend the entirety of yesterday pissed, somehow still managed to fit 3 shags in

Would like it if stuff like overeating and drinking was taken off nhs coverage

listening to the beloved

BATTLECRUISER OPERATIONAL

Looks like a pretty based party James is going to have with his bros

While he was scheming
I was beamin' in the Beamer, just beamin'
Can't believe that I caught my man cheatin'
So I found another way to make him pay for it all
So I went
To Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree
And on the way I grabbed Soley and Mia
And as the cash box rang I thought everything away
There goes the dreams we used to say
(Oops) There goes the time we spent away
(Oops) There goes the love I had but you cheated on me
And that's worth that now
There goes the house we made a home
(Oops) There goes you'll never leave me alone
(Oops) For all the lies you told, this is what you owe
Hey ladies
When your man wanna get buck-wild
Just go back and hit 'em up style
Put your hands on his cash and spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh, when you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that if he messed up
You gotta hit 'em up
While he was braggin'
I was coming down the hill and just draggin'
All his pictures and his clothes in the bag and
Sold everything else till there was just nothin' left
And I paid
All the bills about a month too late
It's a shame we have to play these games
The love we had just fades away, away
There goes the dreams we used to say
(Oops) There goes the time we spent away
(Oops) There goes the love I had but you cheated on me
And that's worth that now
There goes the house we made a home
(Oops) There goes you'll never leave me alone
(Oops) For all the lies you told, this is what you owe
Hey ladies

yeeaaaa boiii

When your man wanna get buck-wild
Just go back and hit 'em up style
Put your hands on his cash and spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh, when you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit 'em up
Hey ladies
When your man wanna get buck-wild
Just go back and hit 'em up style
Put your hands on his cash and spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh, when you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit 'em up
All of the dreams you sold
Left me out in the cold
What happened to the days when
We used to trust each other
And all of the things I sold
Will take you until you get old
To get 'em back without me
'Cause it might be better then money or sex
Hey ladies
When your man wanna get buck-wild
Just go back and hit 'em up style
Put your hands on his cash and
Oh, when you go then everything goes
From the crib to the ride and the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up you gotta hit 'em up
Hey ladies
Hey ladies
Hey ladies
Hey ladies, yeah
Woah
Oh
Oh oh
Oh no
Oh yeah
If he messed up you gotta hit 'em up
Hey ladies
When your man wanna get buck-wild
Just go back and hit 'em up style
Put your hands on his cash and

mad you didn't get an invite? lmao!

except you didnt did you

can only muster a wank right after i wake up

I’M STARVING ITS NOT FAIR YOU CANT MAKE A HUNGRY MAN TOIL

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am not 13 you nonce

when yo niBBa be playin fortnite and dabs on ya NIGGA and get that dub after we LANDIN boiiis

*The Cigarettes - You were so young comes on*

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any NEET man in?

Go to the Cotswolds from bath, there are lots of buses

yes mate

twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1026063319935983616

BASED

Depends what you’re looking for but that’s a pretty solid list. Ignore what the other lad was saying about Bradford it’s the biggest shithole in the UK, even the air there is halal.

See some of Yorkshire though

literally did you little freak

unfortunately

*eats tide pod*

here, kinda hate it though 2bh

the celtic tiger

imagine being not in employment, education or training
truly dire

>There is no place for Jews in our Labour party. We must drive them out of our movement for good.
Woah

nothing gets a woman going like a hung unemployed man

Unironically have a sensitive bladder
Can't drink a glass of water when extremely dehydrated without needing a piss 20 seconds after

nah you didnt though did you

beto BTFO

crocodile dundee

goodbye

must be grim to be a bender

can hold my piss for hours like a real man

alri literal fucking female

im moving to new york cos i've got issues with my sleep

WARNING: YANK OVERLOAD
WARNING: YANK OVERLOAD

Mrs Brown without her spectacles

when ya n*Bba gotta D*B on them h*Ters when you b*Ng that g*cCi w ya h*Es
(sorry for the censoring my mom checks my phone)

I can hold its just really uncomfortable

accidentally pissed myself in the toilet

emu war POW

FOY

Haiti, mon pays
Wounded mother I'll never see
Ma famille set me free
Throw my ashes into the sea

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being uncomfortable is just part and parcel of being a man

accidentally shat myself on a plane

should have learned to play the guitar

snap

accidentally nutted inside the half gf

I hear you're a racist now, Father

used to have this record on vinyl but sold it many moons ago

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yeah

accidentally spilled my drink in the sink

accidentally dropped my shit in the toilet

Would agree with remainers if their demonstrations didn't resemble some fag pride left over.

this made be laugh audibly
why?

is corbyn jewish?

any /wantsabigfamily/ man in?

merchant man takes your slavery and turns it into PROFIT
happy monday

toilberg praised my toil ethic even though i do fuck all

fell over in my room and accidentally removed every speck of dust from every surface and put everything in its proper place

*macky gee - tour comes on*
waheey lads

SO WHAT WE GET DRUNK
SO WHAT WE SMOKE WEED
WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN
WE DON'T CARE WHO SEES

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That's because Toilberg doesn't need to be all that bright or involved to "manage".

Half?

This video has unironically triggered me so much

youtube.com/watch?v=irSXUB0LYdI

It's that I don't even think he understands how offensive what he is saying is. He probably thinks this is 'nice'

man shows up for toil at 9am, already exhausted, tired, hungry, demoralized.

what happens NEXT will SHOCK you!

she's half boy too

devin and mac go to high school

this was featured on the daily shoah

the elusive proto art hoe

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Hope the police see and arrest you

>He probably thinks this is 'nice'
No. Deep down they all know what it means.
Even the whites do, they just see short-term social approval as better than self-perpetuation.

>spend the entirety of yesterday pissed, somehow still managed to fit 3 shags in

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art girls are too much fun

hope you find what you're looking for lad

hero to zero at 60 mph