Culture Pals /cp/

Summer Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
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Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Q: Do the scripts work?
A: It seems like they do

old:

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Other urls found in this thread:

interpals.net/hanAhrum
youtu.be/oMw70xdkn0Y
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for summer

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>gf says she's a very religious catholic girl and won't have sex until marriage and won't send nudes
>says that she thinks girls calling their bfs daddy is gross
>now sends me nudes and calls me daddy and booked a flight to here to fuck me
Like clockwork

How do I get a GF like this?

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Lmao

Send pics m80

Go to Poland
Cease ye thirst

Daddy is unironically disgusting I can't see why anyone would like it

I have my turkish and spanish and italian qts on Whatsapp. BYE CP WOOOOOOO

M8 is she hot, tell us more of the story

Do you think it's a good idea to send this photo to my qt and ask her to rate my brand new swiss watches? I just want to make some fun

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Because she finds it disgusting, so I enjoy hearing her say it and degrading herself

when did you realize Iceland is the best country on Earth?

yes

If I ever have kids I wouldn't be able to handle them calling me daddy at this point.

alright i'm gonna do it

based. love corrupting the good ones
yes. 100% go for it and post results

>tfw no slutty polish qt

post results

post results

Same. My kids can call me dad. Only my husband calls me daddy.

She's hot desu, she's got like a thousand followers on instagram despite posting jack shit in years. She's kinda obsessed with me because I look like her favourite teen actor
Blue board, but yeah do it lad

wut

Oh I see, how did you corrupt her then.

>Only my husband calls me daddy.
Based and redpilled

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>I look like her favourite teen actor
post teen actor

This guy, he's older than I thought lmao
I just slowly eased her into dirty talk and escalated it until she was showing me her tits

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They probably have daddy issues

wew lad, also that guy looks 13 tops wtf. How did you bring up the dirty talking?

lmao do it and post results

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Based as fuck.

>also that guy looks 13 tops
>mfw skinny manlet with 12 year-old face
I'm not gonna make it am I

Girls these days are into Korean boy bands that you'd swear are white lesbians, you'll do fine.

Aforementioned user literally said he made it looking like that

It started off with her telling me about sunday's service at her church. She was telling me that she confesses to a priest every week. So I asked her what she was confessing, and she started telling me about how much she masturbates and she needs some help to stop. So I told her that there was nothing wrong with it and I could help her.

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absolutely based and redpilled

Hahaha That sounds like she was really asking for it m8, what improvements did you bring to the project

It doesn't boil down to genetics only. I am on the taller side of the average, 181cm, and have a normal weight, 67 kg, but the relationship I am in right now is the only one.

You're a disgusting degenerate. God gave you a trial to purify yourself through that qt and instead you corrupted her. You failed the test. Repent sinner.

I mean I have never been in a relationship before and am a KV.

>and am KV
What are you waiting for user?

>normal weight
>67 kgs
user, that's Auschwitz tier.

>181cm and 67kg
Are you me?

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This thread is blank every time I open it.
Just this thred.

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i have 55 kg and I am a male

what flavor ice cream

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me irl

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same. I saw a "(47)" on the tab but when I scrolled down... nothing

what happened here

Rude

Is that a benis I'm seeing?

Of course not, it's just in your head

->>Is lying, it's definitely a hanging benis.
t.has benis

taste like yellow snow

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To all the goys who have met and fugged their qt, did you message them first or did they message you?

that's a secret

I messaged first

I hate people Durr

Both, does it really matter that much?

Jeez, I'm 175cm and near 70 kilos.

but people love poos

Just curious dude chill the fuck off

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Lads, got a piece of exercise machinery in my house, would it be fine if I just put GYM as my interests even though I've never stepped inside one lel.

Why not

People with scat fetish do.

Absolute knob.

Does Turkey really have 80 million people? They are as many as one continent.

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Are you really a princess?
*blows kiss* ;)

I wonder what's it like to have everyone blocking you from sending you messages

I only noticed after I stole that image and sent it to someone myself. She was like LOL IS THAT YOUR BENIS? and mfw

>well, to be honest u are my prototype of girlfriend aesthetically
>prototype

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post profiles

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I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost an...gelical in a sense I suppose.

The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on Bodyspace and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful.

I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt..

People only use that word when talking about robots so it could be weird to her

Just a few more minutes!

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dude

based

Keep us updated cunt

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I probably won’t be back on here until after she leaves next week

State of you don't be a greb

Well that's no fun

I’ll be too busy! But since you got quads, I’ll try.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Jow Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Don’t be mean to that poo

send this to a fat chick post results

you're a based guy

what's the story

My french qt is coming to see me. I went and saw her back in April

solid pasta

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how long did you know her again before meeting her?

about 7 months before we first met. We were going to meet over New Years, but she had a medical emergency

I saw jordan peterson in my dreams. What does it mean?

Were you in the muppet show theater?

Yes.

interpals.net/hanAhrum

clearly fake photos

Catfish boios

youtu.be/oMw70xdkn0Y

What these scripts are used for? They don't make sense, isn't it?

whose catfish is this?

No, you're just retarded.