Imagine what we could accomplish together

your federal republic is a pain in the ass to hold together at the start of vicky 2 but fun when you get enough immigrants to btfo mexico

stop being rude to my central american brothers pls

If they choose to join us there is nothing you can do guey

Hey there Mr CIA, don't get any funny ideas now

>not a centralized unitary state
cringe
rightful guatemalan clay occupied by pirates

Federation was shit back then, would be shittier today

more drugs is always good i guess

Why would they leave a much stronger country for Central America?

Fuck, I’ve been outed.

Calling Langley as we speak.

Your family will be in a black site detention center within the hour, Juan.

Why have you done this?

Panama seems half decent. It would be wasted

>seems half decent
Yeah, maybe compared to the rest of those shitholes. It still sucks ass.
t. panameño

No, you couldn't, the CIA would murder your leaders and have armies massacre your citizens for daring to establish sovereignty again.

Memes and shitposting aside, could Central America function together as one country, or are there cultural differences or past grudges that would make that kind of union impossible?

Yucatán alone is safer than 95% of the US

My best friend and his wife went there a few years ago on vacation. They said it was gorgeous and that the people were nice but that the capital was kind of a ghetto. In other words pretty much what you probably had in mind.

Pls take chiapas

They already tried it once and it only lasted 15 years

cringe

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weren't you guys together like 200 years ago but broke up due to infighting?

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Exactly, that's what I said before. We even lost territory in that period

oof

CHI

>niggeraguan
pls die

First they must solve their epidemic of chronic kidney disease of unknown cause in agricultural laborers

Belize de sur es blanco

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You can't take our poors, you have yours (well, you are all poor). Besides, that's delusional.

>unknown cause
It’s the fucking heat. It’s getting too hot to work outside, they don’t hydrate and it fucks up their kidneys.

prietolandia

pinchi indios fuera de Monterrey

That's a leading hypothesis, yes. However the strength of longitudinal studies on the matter remains insufficient to say this is decisively the case. For instance, Gonzalez-Quiroz et al., 2018 in JASN found that variables meant to index heat exposure often gave mixed signals with regard to the trajectory of eGFR decline in a large, community based longitudinal study in Nicaragua.

so much drugs and organized crime. True superpower

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Neo Leon superpotencia 2025

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lol

lol

>the norteño hologram
Top kek

>la caida de Edgar

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What cunt has the least amerindian admixture in Central America? Which one is the safest?

I guess we are.
In the current situation, probably Panama