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/Hungarian general/

Amerimutt here. I just learned I'm 1/4th Hungarian. What do I need to know about Hungary? What should I do to properly embrace my ancestry? I'm also I'm also part Polish, part Lithuanin, part Swede, and part Russian. The rest of my ancestors are Amerimutts who had been here for hundreds of years in New England.

Is it time for me to buy a track suit and embrace cheap vodka?

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kurva anoyak

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

you already have a Hungarian waistline, so you're halfway there

>slav
>mongol
>a*glo
filthy fucking amerimutt

Are you Liz Swaney, op?

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>no germanic blood
Pathetic

Beautiful, strong Hungarian men taking a break from a long day of fence building and deportation. Possibly my cousins?

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My DNA test says I'm 20% Germanic. I have no ancestors from any Germanic countries though. Maybe one of my ancestors is a German rape baby?

Please speak American

Yes, I am unironiclly an Amerimutt

It is possible

Are Hungarians white? I can claim citizenship. Should I cuckold the Hungarians with my strong American genes and impregnate all their women? I have enough savings to live in Hungary for about a year without working and I'm only 24, prime breading age.

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i'm white but my penis is 15cm and thin

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a kurva, nem hittem hogy igaz ez a mém gecc

rohadj meg fasszopó

egyél szart, pajtás

menny élvezni a prágai pöccsevőket, ne szarakodj itt

How do you learn your grandparents ancestry this late?

I want to visit Hungary. May I be friends with you small penis Hungarian bro?

Your penis is bigger than mine.

t. 14 cm pencil

fazekas

My Grandparents on my Mom's side just acted American. I had heard stories about her Hungarian relatives, but I didn't know who was what and never got clear answers. My mom is the sort who doesn't care at all about ancestry or family lore. She throws out old family heirlooms because "They just collect dust" and "None of it matters when we go to heaven."

I won't judge you for your penis size. Unlike your European brethren, most of us American men don't partake in homosexual activities. So your penis size has no bearing on our friendship.

>Friendship
>Without homosexuality
I don't think it can happen

>tfw 5.5" average American dick and a nice big American belly and satisfy "white" Amerimutt women on the regular

You think I'll do just fine with the average Hungarian man as my competition for women? I've got light brown hair and blue eyes.

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I will have to show you our American ways friend. Have you ever shot a gun or camped in the woods?

I kindly ask y'all to please speak American on our Laotian basket weaving form.

az ugyanaz mint az enyém gyökkér

n-no
1 centi az 1 centi

Yì grüngl hop tulski azrųgra.

Hungarian friend. You have much to learn. Do you live bear Budapest?

>Part Lithuanian

I can suggest you to try one fabolus lithuanian tradition- getting in the rope

Yes

you aint hungarian one bit

What is it with ungarians and apples please tell me someone

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Dumb mutt.

We are literal mutts of 7 different tribes.

Says the Hungarian.

Lmao he can't take it.
Who were related.

A friend and I are going to come to Europe for the Month of January. We haven't picked where yet. We ate thinking strongly about Hungary since it's so cheap. Maybe you can show us around and help figure things out.

I already refer to myself as an Amerimutt. Being called a mutt doesn't bother me. I've got ancestry from most northern and central European countries.

But that is a strawberry.

its not about being a mutt you dont speak our language/history/food/traditions/habits/thinking, you dont know anything about us, might aswell pick a random country and bandwagon that

The right of return is open to anybody with Hungarian ancestry. Do you hate Hungary? Are you a bilbóbérenc? Did you vote no in 2004? Why do you attend to attend to LMP rallies? When did you stop sending money to 444? What was your Bar Mitzvha bonds total worth?

nagyot röhögnék ha valami mulattó lenne te buta tanyasi szar

Kocsis-Cake magyar!!!!

kussolsz zsidó