Based americans things

based americans things
I will start :

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it's so weird to think that euros would find something like a school bus to be iconic.

That's very sweet not gonna lie.

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School buses are based
>That one kid who sat behind the bus driver being an annoying suck up
>that one group of kids who thought they were cool because they sat at the back of the bus
>that one based kid who sat 2 seat from the back on the right hand side every day (it was me)

>why would a school provide transportation for children
if anything school busses sound like something the euros would have and would shit on us for not having it

Because they have a specific color, yellow school buses are typically american

literally 90% of media
you can get high off your own farts and shill boring
pretentious european art house films all you want but hollywood is where it's art

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where it's at*

Euros have them you know

Never understood why that's a thing over there.

We have school busses but they just look like regular busses.

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Because then you don't have to scrape it off into the garbage can, you can just wash the leftover junk into the sink.

We don't really have "school busses" we let school children use the public buses for (almost) free.

Even the few "school buses" we have look like the other buses.

>Just be yourself

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Imagine having American themed parties centered around red cups

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>An original is always worth more!

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and yes this

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When my brother went to his grad school in England, he said they would have American-themed parties with "red cups"

We call them solo cups or dixie cups because that's the brand...they might come in blue or green too.

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>A FUCKING RED CUP

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My junk food cabinet

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>that flag

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Red American Party Cups are so iconic you can buy them separately or with a beer pong set:
studyshop.dk/red-cups-beer-pong-krus-kopper-bagre-roede

Fuck twinkies still exist ? I remember all the fuss about them going away

That’s primarily because you guys have way more natural public transportation than us. Where I live, there are literally more school buses than normal buses.

Hostess brought them back to life after the outrage. They're still on the verge of bankruptcy though

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american : wtf it's just a paper bag
europeans :

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*smashes your mailbox with a bat*

>ywn play beer pong with Sean and Tyrone during a party in Brenda's parents house

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There are bowlings everywhere now

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I dreamed I had that

kek bad feelings

true

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Do you don't have bowling alleys wtf

These things are so based you can play a ton of fun games with them

yearbook > class picture

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ALPHA

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Thought id have something like that in middle school because of all the shows i use to watch

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Almost everyone in my grade of primary school did their birthday parties in bowlings
Also,
>tfw you realise primary school was your peak

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bbq in public spaces.
As far as I know it's illegal here.

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Only Niggers and poor people use the school bus

a PBJ? Is you serious?

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You have to get a permit here, you can't just start cooking somewhere randomly

yes

This is also now illegal. :)

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>what are people under 16

Seriosly, refills now illegal in France?

Boy scouts are absolute beta tier now

really? Never heard of that and just grill out in the woods sometimes

Unironically this

i hate sports but baseball stadiums are comfy as fuck. hotdogs and beer. getting excited you might catch a foul ball. that fucking seal mascot running around.
(american) football stadiums are hell though, pure hell.

>his parents didn't give him a ride to school
>he doesn't have any parents
literally only black and poor people rode the bus

This is nothing particularly American.

Yeah since last year

yes :)

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Do europoors not have mailboxes?

You people are literally choosing some of the worst parts of america
boring ass sport. Football is the based American sport
disgusting

We had them, not unusual.

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not him but my parents worked? we were upper middle class and I still rode the bus until I was in senior year. Would get rides sometimes but my bus came at like 7:30 and parents would be at work by then

you have smores in your cunt?
maybe where you live, my rural school district covered a huge area and my parents worked early so i walked 3/4 mile to the bus stop.

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Let me guess, blah blah too much sugar blah blah too many fat kids, blah blah huge nanny state people can't make decisions for themselves?

USA is not even a real country with a unique culture, they are just a non-nation created by freemasons and traitors with the human scum that nobody wanted in Europe, Asia and more recently Latin America, plus some Negro slaves descendants who are nowadays the dominant culture among Amerifat youth.

Commieblocks have mailboxes in entrance

baseball is shit, pbj is fine, and some cereals are fine as well

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>maybe where you live, my rural school district covered a huge area and my parents worked early so i walked 3/4 mile to the bus stop.
Could be, i lived in a medium sized city so everyone was either close enough to walk/ride a bike or we got a ride from someone whose mom didn't work.

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>he's never shot varmints from his porch while sittin in a rocking chair and sippin moonshine
lmaoing at your lives

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What shithole state are you in? Do you not even have public grills?

It's looks the same as commieblocks.

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this scares the unamerican

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Spain is just a whole bunch of peasant Hispanians that got Arabed

this is the only food that is really universal throughout america. Pretty much every other food is associated with a specific region

right now no one cares

You can get burgers everywhere now

Don't feed.

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3 genius

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True story, until I was like 16 I took the bus at 6:30 am (even though classes began at 8), only to not see anyone from my school.

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and that's a good thing. Youre welcome

>tfw no white trash gf

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Vaguely reminds me of an incident in middle school

>On bus back to home
>Kid moons the cop behind us
>Cop pulls us over
>Cop goes onto the bus
>Bus is fucking silent, looking forward
>He knows who mooned
>Hey you stand up, he says with an AUSTRALIAN FUCKING ACCENT
>Do you know how many cops died on 9/11
>And you're mooning us? That's a disgrace!
>Gets his name and parent's number

I do it anyway

Cool
Lame
Awesome
Lame, I'd stick to glass bottles
Cool
Meh
Meh
Lame, why would anyone do that? People can steal your shit
lol wat
kind of cool
Cool
Nah
Cool
Kind of cool
Awesome, but we do this here too
Nah
Cool af
Nah, I hate that part of US culture, just get on with the game
Cool but it's not american anymore
Awesome hope skating never dies

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I dont like smoked bbq too much but my Dutch friend loves

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