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would've aborted myself in the womb if I knew 50+ years of toil awaited me

how do i not get banned? getting worried lads. maybe I should take a break until this new report system blows over

Saw orphx sober

did you know you can watch porn on the internet

Not even drinking?

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whos the these days king is it still edward

Get a Jow Forums gold account.

dabbing on the haters. gimme a sec.

read the rules maybe?
Jow Forums.org/rules
it's not difficult

for me it is lord protector cromwell PBUH

>when people ask you if you watch their tv serial
>when people invite you to chime in about pop music
>when people enquire after my social engagements

Cromwell was based

got 9.11 on the bleep test today

racism towards yanks will NOT be tolerated

I was hammered yes but no drugs

This window will close in 3 seconds...

just making a post haha

my mum is based

uncomfortably rapid reply

nothing to hide nothing to fear mate
*checks your post history*
oh dear

Why does kiki get all the love... what about reesha and JT? makes ya fink

>tfw too frazzled to even use my mind after work

All I want to do is switch off

looks a little low quality m8...

I have never been naked with a woman lads

do employers actually check references?

i think i got a 6 at school when i was younger. i've been quite the out of shape little runt haha.

Stop being racist :)

i dunno dude
i think everybody's all jealous and shit
cuz i'm like the lead singer of a band dude
and i think everybody's got a fucken problem with me dude
and they need to take it up with me after the show
BECAUSE...

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Depends on the job, if its anything professional with any skills involved then yes.

got 9.11 on the 100 metre dash today

Have been

Tis good

93230842
join the club virg

Mark confirmed

ask them

screeching

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No

Elaborate shitlib

Think London for me is like oil rigs for Canadians or mines for Australians. I don't want to fucking be here, in fact I hate the place, but if I just stick at it for a few years I can walk away with a good chunk of cash and set up somewhere I actually want to be

The democrats are trying to take our guns

absolutely based. cuckada bfto

what happened to cupcake beaner

Except an oil rig doesn't cost 60% of tyour earning to be there

Oi.

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>3rd date
>girl wants to come over to mine and watch a movie
>go to ASDA, get some snacks
>load up mulholland drive(my favourite kino)
>we're watching it, she starts touching me
>tell her to stop because she's missing important parts
>she gets her phone out and barely pays attention the rest of the film
>I get mad, film finishes, she leaves

think the date went pretty well overall lads

Your an idiot then as london is more expensive than anywhere, just move away and you will make more cash, and then can go back to london.

hahaha. did you come up with that little retort yourself? hahaha. so fucking original. sides are hurting a little.

neet = rorke
>too much spare time and self-reflection. has grandiose concerns about the world without really actually engaging in it. tied in with this are self-awareness of shortcomings compensatef for with political ideology. easily startled, very depressed - rorkeism provides easy scapegoats to pin his insecurities onto. He feels strong and manly about his ideology but doesnt do anything masculine (eg taking responsibility for his weight, making a livelihood, regulating his emotions).

student = leftypol/sheed
>brainwashed by his lecturers, no experience of the real world, seduced by easy to swallow theories and critiques. Thinks he is smart but is thick. Makes poor life decisions such as using drugs, neglecting studies. regularly baits rorke with inane shitposts that rorke takes every time. Has been rejected by several girls despite trying to impress them with receptivity to feminist ideas.

wagecuck = radical centrist
>realises politics is pointless, realised he is trapped, realises that whatever it is rorkes and sheeds are talking about its too abstract and in either scenario he'd still be toiling. Spends his time worrying about whether his flatmates will bully him, whether his landlord will raise his rent, whether he will be on time for work, whether his season ticket, tax and bills will go up, whether his shirts are washed and ironed, whether this will be tge year he gets that promotion, whether he'll have anytime or energy or money to pursue his hobbies this weekend. only wishes for the cessation of his toiling but is never rewarded this. dreams of a day when there will be no more toil, not on the morrow, not on the morrow thereafer and not on morrows to come.

why is there currently a Jow Forums crackdown?

This sends fear into the hearts of all Australian "men"

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the youths outside have finally stopped making noise

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>I read The Economist
>I'm socially liberal, fiscally conservative
>I'm a Londoner
>I vote for the Liberal Democrats
>I voted Remain
>I study Economics
>I love anal sex
>There was nothing wrong with TPP or TTIP
>Populism is for idiots
>Assad needs to be deposed
>Trump won because of the Russians
>Anti-semites need to be deplatformed
>Corbyn is an extremist
>Israel is the only democracy in the Middle-East
>I love Pret a Manger
>Immigrants contribute more than you do
>There's nothing wrong with popular music
>I love all the vibrant cultures in my city
>I'm a feminist
>I'm gluten-free
>I have an android
>I'm going to bingewatch this new Netflix show
>I love Kendrick Lamar

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that's a lot of text...spam even...

switch rorke with rad cen and you're correct

A Brit flag earlier used to term 'cuck nigger' unironically a couple of threads ago.

The state of this general honestly... why do people like him post here, fuck off.

did a massive amount of drugs at uni and still got a first
fuck anyone who says you cant do both

>your an idiot

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I live in a small room in Zone 3 and it only costs me 400 quid per month, bills included (although admittedly I'm mates with the bloke who owns it, so probably getting a better deal than most for that reason). Enables me to save more than 1000 per month desu, and I still have 4-5 holidays each year

>thinks "cuck nigger" is the most pathetic thing in this general

anime

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why do people make gifs that don't move

I think people just have a heightened awareness that they can report shit because of the new "choose a reason" bit.

:(( did he say something mean about black people???

if its not oxbridge, icl, ucl or lse, wheres the difficulty of being nitty and still getting a first?

didn't do any drugs at uni and dropped out after first year

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cuck nigger

these have always been the rules and they've always been selectively enforced
low quality post is just the catch-all for when janny just wants to pop off and feel big

I used to be fat but then I realised that I was 5'7 and was trying to compete with my 6ft+ mates
I'm a bit of a twink now
(not gay though)
(though I do get plenty of gay guys asking me whenever I'm out)

Not for me la, I save a lot here . Was also literally the only place I could find a job, despite applying for 25 elsewhere

fuck off you cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=0OPxOmBYSbE

SCUUUUUUM GAAAAAANG

>be australian
>lose a war against birds

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

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Watch: Jordan Peterson DEMOLISHES journalist with truth bombs. Proceeds to take his intellectual willy out.

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>reporting posts

Literal feds

youtube.com/watch?v=mJcjdPQdeDc

done posting for about a week. dont feel the need to get banned

Taking down libtards epic style

this post is literally lickydicky. he always replies this to replies to his post he doesn't like

why don't you just ignore him?

here we fucking GO

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>I save a lot here

No you don't honestly you really dont.
Fair enough if you only have a job there and can't get one away but theres really a fucking huge difference to living costs outside of london.

>drinking soda

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lifted some weights for 10 minutes and I'm soaking with sweat
this weather makes fitness somewhat tedious

Omg FASCIST MODS!!!!

strawberry Hi-C actually

>tax on food

cant relate

>2.50 for one little fry
Seems a bit of a rip-off.