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i knew your mother

to be courteous, I should say that it was against her objections. but I did not force her

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Who is that lovely bint?

iron maiden is a shit band

if fitizen made a patroen I'd donate to him

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Vile.
Obhorrent.
Foul.

yes lad

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Bent.
Homosexual.
Gay

Julie HIRSCHFELD Davis

based sophie

it’s just banter
i like bruce despite his horrendous politics

is this slam poetry?

youtube.com/watch?v=DjTp0lfcgEE

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when i take drugs like coke or speed and then have very little sleep when i do fall asleep i havbe terrifyingly vivid dreams/nightmares. i just dreamt i was on a crashing plane and it was so vivid i swear i could feel the g force as the plane crashed. woke up sweating buckets

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Vile
Obhorrent
Foul

I make the crowd go wil(d)
with my superfluous style

hello what part of great britain are you from

is this slam poetry?

The Great part.

bit racist on the northern irish

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just put a tenner on watford to win the league

west britan

i am ethnically british

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yorkshire

wolverhampton

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this but on fulham

the irish accent is the most beautiful in the world

based

women dont sing they merely screech and shout

hampstead village

aaaaaauuuuuuuuuggghhhhhhhhhhh

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Capitalism

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Wtf lads, there were FOUR chuckle brothers??? MIND BLOWN

youtube.com/watch?v=MuVA0ikEWKc

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give me a bluepilled redpill
then give me a redpilled bluepill

delete

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got 50K in student loan debt

>curer of cancer
>olympian
shouldve swam faster then lazy cunts

The other two were in ChuckleVision a lot as well.

browsing dave's nonce café

the irish are spiritually black

the future of ireland

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scientists aren't renowned for their swimming speed

brits are culturally asian

love the cranberries
youtu.be/G6Kspj3OO0s

your white fragility is showing

Shitizen Leaning.jpg

nah, that's just burgerland

In virtually every other capitalist society any debt is taken from the estate and if it isn't covered it dies with the person in debt

who is grimes

america is culturally mexican

wish i was a british soldier based in ireland

a grime artist

>your white fragility is showing

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snap

Elon Musk's cumrag.

glorious

a family came into work last weekend
a mum and dad with their two small children
the mum had light blue eyes, almost white. i couldn't help but look. she noticed and then kept staring at me when i was around their table. i really have a thing for girls with blue eyes lads. i despise brown/black eyes. they're soulless

things NOT allowed in my thread:
youtube links
micks
politics

buying a sexbot

yeah
no slacking and getoutofit

saw them all many times at many of the chuckle brothers shows when I was a kid

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>tired all day
>listening to heavy techno and wide awake now

I have fucking toil tomorrow

she probably co-signed the loan

shagged grimes behind the salad counter in morrisions in stockton on tees

can do hundred of press ups, over 100 curls with 18kg and plank for 2-3 minutes, but find doing 30 situps extremely difficult and cannot even do them all in one go; probably takes about 3 minutes in total

post it

got no toil cause im a neet

could likely shelve this runt

Absolutely adore going into the Grimes threads every so often and riling up the Grimesposter.

cant wait for weekend just so these nappy cunts will stop complaining about toilbergs latest scheme

lol

you have no practical strength and would be one of the first casualties in WW3

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>FUCK TRUMP!

as opposed to impractical strength?

state

i have no prescence on facebook

stay out of this fatman

girl, show me your patreon

230lbs at 6'1 isn't fat

are you white?

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once got so angry that I punched a hole straight through a brick exterior wall, straight through and hit a pigeon on the other side

I chose not to repair it but to keep it as a reminder for other walls that may think about trying something

lads howe to stop getting bacne ffs i'm 28 and still wont go away