/Land of the Free/

Finland is the real land of the free.

We can wander onto any land in the country and put up a tent and sleep overnight and eat the fruits and berries anywhere. You can walk, ski or cycle in areas that are not taken into special use by the landowner, for example private gardens and agricultural fields,pick flowers, catch fish with a rod and line (including ice-fishing), ride a boat, walk on a frozen lake or sea.

Our schools and universities are free of charge and we get a free nutritious meal at school for free every day.

If you don't have a job or if you're mentally or physically disabled and unable to work, you get free money from the government and a free house.

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Good, now post alcoholism and psychiatric illness stats

We unironically have a lot of what you mentioned just not everywhere because we are big guys

I'm going on a date with a girl from Finland, what should I expect? Is there any cultural things with Finnish people I should know before?

Be sure to bring up krautchan and sauna. They love that shit

Don't say anything about Mongols or wars.

Buy her a pack of salty liquorice before the date.

>sauna
why?

I don't like liquorice. I wont mention Mongols, thanks for the tip

ask her if she speaks swedish

>can't fuck 14-year olds
>Land of the free he says

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I forgot to also ask, she's not great at conversations. Someone told me this is typical of people from Finland. Is this generally true?

Yes, especially if her English is not that good

It seems alright but her grammar can be off sometimes and I think some of the things I say she doesn't completely understand. I assumed you guys would have known English as good as anyone else

If she's there then she obviously speaks English

>If you don't have a job or if you're mentally or physically disabled and unable to work, you get free money from the government and a free house.
What standard of living can you get if you refuse to work or look for work (no disability)? How does the free housing work?

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very nice, scotland is like this too. I'm jelly of their free roaming rights

>copied almemansrätten from us
>copied our architecture
>copied our flag
>copied our economy system

Yikes

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>our

>managing to spell allemansrätten wrong
Nice job retard/Scanian

free Norrland from Sweden please

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Most finnish people only pretend to understand english. You'll hear little girls yelling out catch phrases they hear on TV and pop songs without a damn clue what they mean, this goes on into adulthood. Only people who play a lot of vidya speak english.

She does but I'm not sure how good it is

I mean I can have a conversation with her but I'm not sure how much she completely understands of what I say

be careful or you might be accused for rape later

Socialism sounds nice

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She is a whore. You will get pussy just because you are a foreigner. She has come there to be grinded hard. You also won't be the first one. Finnish girls think of you as niggers. You are a safe but still exotic alternative to Africans.

She seems to be the sweet innocent type, unlike a lot of girls I've dated previously. Are girls from Finland open with their sexuality?

>safe but exotic alternative
I mean I'm a white guy so I don't see how exotic I am compared to another white guy from Finland other than having a different accent

You are very exotic. That's why they come there. The most common destinations for sex trips that Finnish girls are doing are Australia, Gambia and Greece.

Please liberate us from these Finnish-speaking savages

lmao that's like the starter kit for any euro country

sage

This whole phenomenon is very sad, at least from our perspective.

I wonder why Australia of all places, its not that different to any other western country like UK or US

>schwarzmann
wew

They have fantasies about redneck Bogans. They think that you are crude and aggressive, but not too much. You are also darker which affects their choice too. They also are there only to get ploughed hard and by many, so remote location probably plays a role too, as well as nice weather.

Lil B meidän, joka olet Kaliforniassa.
Based olkoon sinun nimesi.
Tulkoon sinun albumisi.
Tapahtukoon sinun tahtosi,
myös Suomessa niin kuin jenkeissä
Anna meille tänä päivänä
meidän jokapäiväinen basedimme
Ja anna meille meidän cringemme anteeksi,
niin kuin mekin anteeksi annamme niille,
jotka ovat meitä vastaan paskapostanneet
Äläkä saata meitä Shrekin kokoelmiin,
vaan päästä meidät cringestä.

this

yes massa

A lot of swedish girls travel to Australia after high school to get pounded by australian men too. They see you as sex animals.

That's literally the opposite of freedom.

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>mean I'm a white guy so I don't see how exotic I am compared to another white guy from Finland

A lot

>our

>put up tent in the middle of nowhere and camp
>freeze to death
:DDDDDDDDDD :DDDDD

Or die from blood loss from the mosquitoes.

>copied almemansrätten from us

This I don't buy, give some source

Finns had pretty much slightly more open idea about land owning for ages

>sex animals
bizarre, wonder why they get this impression. we are literally no different than Brits or Americans