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Get hemorrhoids every time I go on a coke binge.

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>all the girls ive done things ive never really like that much on a personal level
>all the girls i do feel something for on a personal are either unable to date or dont feel attracted to me

Why is life so rough?

Anime really can be the highest artform

only had sex with one girl: the current gf

got back from a fire dept meeting lads
the girl sitting next to me kept telling me i'm cute aha

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Alright Kyle

Fucking calf cramp there now and it still feels strained AHHHH

why do people still believe in religions

I'd rather be a virgin all my life than be in a relationship with a girl I'm not attracted to.

You can say I have high standards.

why do people still believe in niggers

because they exist
silly goose

Window licker

the feet smell positively malodorous lads

from the way you project yourself on here i think you just have aspergers, frankly

russia

When I get a calf cramp it looks like something crawling under my skin

Really hideous and excruciating

UK should be renamed to the pedophile islands.

turkey

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Turkey

fuck off racist

UK should be renamed to the nigger islands.

might take the plunge and filter yanks

youtu.be/_ZcmuKsyvzg

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Religion will exist as long as ignorance and stupidity exist.

how do i do it?

Reminder to all you pickaninnies that /brit/ culture is to be respected.

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Reckon i found the core of a german 50 cal bullet in my back garden before with this shithead metal detector i bought off my mate

>why do people still believe in religions

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would take Lorde in a heartbeat over those other two gremlin's

big choon
youtu.be/pVB_DI4ajKA

went to subway at 10pm and the kid loaded me the fuck up hahaha got this big ass steak chipotle sandwich i'm currently feasting on
i congratulated him on being a fantastic sandwich artist and he looks at his coworker and says "layla look, i made a new friend" aha

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>Cause there's always someone, somewhere
>With a big nose, who knows
>And who trips you up and laughs
>When you fall
>Who'll trip you up and laugh
>When you fall
What did Morrissey mean by this

Finish this sentence: Women are ____

Analgesic comes from the greek algos for pain and the negative prefix an which combined together just means no pain. And here I always thought it had something to do with anal like that joke in scrubs.

left looks like a tranny goth

a gift from god

Turkey is an intercontinental sovereign country (Eurasian)

to be treasured and respected always

New poster here. First day. Name's Ross.

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haha yeah?

ya ya ya
i am lorde

fuck off

mentally ill

Turkey is Eurasian, just like your children.

reminder blacks can be cool too

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I’m a solid 3/10

And why is Russia the least European country in Europe?

warm
hi how ar ya

the elusive virginal freak reveals himself

Aha no way mate!
*looks over your shoulder at my mate smithy, mouths he’s a freak*
Yeah that’s great lad just one minute need to get onto smithy there...

soft

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i am a solid 8/10

blacks invented the concept of cool and it was appropriated by the white american middle class
cultural slavery still exists

reckon i'm a 5/10

beta boy

Reminder that 'cool' means 'camel dick' in some language

friendly reminders micks were the biggest enforcers of racism and slavery in america
fucking paddy scum just wanted to feel superior to something

how big is your willy?

also sometimes have penises

Night
Reminder that the irish are the niggers of europe

>he didn't deny it

there's a kid driving a really loud mustang in my area. i see him almost every day and he always drives recklessly
just submitted an anonymous tip to the police aha

that;s dude

no irish people were the victims of racism

what does aardvark mean

a lecturer inferred i was good looking once

thats when you know you're good looking

Wow you’re such an alpha male

youtu.be/k4IEm0JGFyc

remember her??
(feet kino at 1:10 btw)

Aardvark

what would you do you paddy runtoid

i know. it comes naturally

the frenchman is the most based poster in /brit/
j'aime le coq francais

Like 5 inches

god I fucking love Mustangs

reckon it's due to my white trash upbringing but always considered those cars the best. really want a forest green Mustang with white racing stripes

god so fucking awesome

Remember that Indian girl that was on here a week ago who said she was turned on when a random guy abducted her and started feeling her up in an alley.

She also said she put effort into her appearance to look pretty and she was disappointed when guys didn't hit on her or ask her out.

post toot

should have reported them for sexual harrassment

Think she's in this youtu.be/yGZvtm9vqMs

this post is bs

want a girl who doesn't have any tattoos

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niggers >>> pakis >>> irish

Hello Hugh!

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big if true

Excellent post

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