Go to hair salon

your hairdresser is just bitter she couldn't pass nursing school, don't worry about it

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>in barber shop waiting for my turn
>barber has lively conversation with each customer
>my turn
>have nothing to say so it complete fucking silence
well then

Every hairdresser I've been to recognised the haircut i got the last time, even if they're not the ones that gave me it, so i just tell them i want the one i had

>going to the hair-jew
Just cut your own hair with clippers and get wife/mother to clean up neck/ears area m8.

Go to a punk hairdresser where only punks go.
How do you want em cut?
- You figure out. Do something stylish.
- Combing is what you do at home, I just cut them. I am not a visagist (face-ist who's trained to adapt the hair to the face type)

bitch.

>go to ha hair salon
>They start asking me what i do for living, if I have a gf etc.
Why don't they just shut up, and cut my hair?

you should cut hairdressers hair.

I unironically haven't gone to the hairdresser for like a year and a half because of this
My hair has never been longer

just say you want the usual
doesn't matter if you've never been there

good mental image thanks giapm8

>In line at the supermarket
>Black male cashier, looks like a student with his glasses
>Notice the interaction with the customer before me
>Customer is rude, barely says hello
>my turn
>"hello!"
>"goodbye, Sir" (to the former customer)
>doesn't even reply to me
>throws all my items like food to a dog
>barely talks to me to say the total price
>I'm pissed so instead of saying "thanks, goodbye" when he gives the receipt, I just say "thanks"
>he doesn't reply
Stupid niggers who think the rudest people are the most worthy of respect.
Maybe he thought my enthusiasm was insulting pity for the poor cashier and finds being treated like shit more honest.

>not going to a different line or just leaving the shop instead of having to talk to a nignog

>ywn be this alpha
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=xK15hA_QcyI

internet questionnaire (poll)

>are you working?
>full time?
>are you working at home or in a company?
>are you self-employed or employed by someone else?

"I own my business"
>How many employees do you have?
>Are they volunteers or are they paid?

They don't take shit anymore.

More than half are niggers, and usually they're less frustrated being a cashier than young whites.
There's only an old white female cashier which I avoid at all costs. You can't win with her. You always do something wrong and she acts like your boss.
Really embarrassing when her line is empty and she calls you from afar "come to this line!"

>hmm, I'd rather not... sorry...
Come! Come to this line! Mister? Can you hear me? Come here!

fuck my life.

that's what you get for being a dindu lover lol.

>still going to that shop
Fuck them, if they employ so many apes they don't deserve customers.

-how do we cut it?
-just make it shorter

once I felt particularly selfconfident and went with:
-I want it shorter here and here, longer here
he made the usual cut
>why even ask

also this happen every time

You gotta learn the instructions to the popular hairstyle beforehand. It goes long way to not seeming like a doofus.
Or just shave totally bald, thats simple enough to say

"one hitler youth cut please"

is this the new nurse posting?

>doesn't cut his own hair
Wash it, let it dry, comb it down.
Tilt your head to the side you want to cut and snibsnib in front of a mirror.
If you want bangs, 1) make a triangle shape from top to front 2) pull the rest of your hair back with hairclips 3) comb the triangle evenly on your forehead and snibsnib (don't snib too high up).

Saves you enough money every year to sustain your drinking habit or to buy a console.

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Go to barber, ask for skinhead, job done

1. Buy one of those electrical cutter things
2. Get a buzzcut
Cost: 5 minutes and 1 cent in electricity

>ask not to cut my hair too much
>cuts too much
>everyone can see that I have psoriasis

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In my experience, hairdresser are nowhere near smart enough to even consider going to nursing school.

When hairdressers are talking to me it's always a bunch of garbage that comes out.

It amazes me that int is really this autistic. That said, DO IT YOURSELF. I do. It's fucking for free and easier than you'd imagine. You don't have to pay and you can do as you please

>Chinese guy cuts my hair
>Asks all these questions about numbers but I just said to keep my fringe and make the back and sides not poofy
>Proceeds to give me a bowel-esque cut
>Says I look like a Chinese international student and chuckles

I need a hairdresser gf

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>go to barber
>ask for the same haircut she has been doing for the past 3 years
>pay and leave
feels good to have zoomercut

In the UK we have a number system for men, so you just walk in and ask for a 3 on the back and sides and a 5 on top.

this. Haven't been to the barber in 10 years.

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>pic
???
Can someone explain what is happening on the picture, please?

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When the hairdresser asks me, I usually just tell then: "Short on the sides fading into a longer hair on the top"

just say 1 and 4 (or 3)
1 means 3 mm on the sides and back, 3 or 4 is 9 or 12 mm on top and something in between on the edges where the different lengths meet
takes 6 minutes to cut the hair like that

just do it yourself bro, all the chads are doing it
youtu.be/A-AF_kiAvkE

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I just say I want it shorter. Then they ask how short and I show approximately where I want it and it generally turns out just fine.

My mom used to cut my hair when I was a kid so the first time I went to a hair salon I had no idea how to explain myself and it took a long time before she understood what I meant.

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It's literally the same when dealing with white people if you are not white.

Fuck white people.

>knows he will struggle to answer
>doesn't get ready to do it when leaving home
LMAO