/cum/

i wonder what skin color they were

no it was a chi

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Kek
This guy is a nigger hating CHI btw
You're kind deserved to be killed

>This guy is a nigger hating CHI btw

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chis btfo

Wish I was darker so I could look more like an Arab

I'm not wrong
Kill yourself, CHI

BE NICE

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AAAAA

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hes having a schizo panic attack

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I live near the beach and the water is salty

NO FUCK NIGGERS, SPICS, JEWS AND WHITES

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I'm nogunz

anyone have the /cum/ discord link?

>and whites
oy vey

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weebs are worse than niggers

>/cum/ discord

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please put a county on :(

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Looks like some childish gambino album art

im the original alabama, so there is no point

im madison btw, but some other guy showed up with the same county and city

What's the deal with whites
Why they white

mk

No, it's my nigga shpongle
youtube.com/watch?v=UNdZxoGKEPw

>shpongle

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>He has nigger reaction pictures

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mm... okay we laugh now

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>/cum/

tinders lookin grim buds
i see more attractive females at the mall and such places, but I wonder if theyre actually underage

Why is Miami the least American city in United States?

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>tinder in 2018

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how do i become white

First
You become a nigger lover

i want to suck a bigblack nigger cock

Burgers can you not shit the thread up pls thanks

This guy is white

So I heard that the freemasons do this kind of thing when they're involved in the design and construction of a building as a sign that they were indeed involved in it.
Is that true?

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>tfw crazy

I FUCKING HATE u

My health is shot forever and my best friend killed himself. I think I've lost it all, fellas.

I'm moist

It's never too late to make new friends

Good point, but there's not much reason in trying to re-build when you have chronic health problems that make you hate being alive and never want to leave the house. But I don't have any skills that would allow me to work from home so I guess I'm fucked. No friends, no life, no future.

Feels like I'm in an alternate reality sometimes. It really doesn't seem like things should have worked out this way, but they did.

i had a friend whose family was mason back in high school

I've meet two. Those fucks are everywhere
being freemason turns out is not a big deal after all

wish bug-kun would stop sending fruit flies to bother me

how you feeling, bud?

hi

hey, bud

bad
think im just really dehydrated idk, haven't collapsed yet, last drink was ~5pm

Hey buds

join my server pls i dont have friends

discord.gg/fKcwSK

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were you able to eat anything?

have any of you ever been bitten by a poisonous insect?

no i just had a single sour cream and onion chip, immediately felt sick

ah, well get something to eat when you can. that always helps me out when i get to that state. i've found that just plain pasta with some olive oil goes down really easily, for me at least.

why are you sick all the time?

ive just been drinking iced tea, dont think i could stomach anything else

alcohol

oh ok, youre the guy who went to the hospital and all that?

yeah thats me alright

hey buddy how are ya

i'm not trying to get all motherly on you but you should really just stick to water at this point. maybe a little juice too. but i know we're all different so do what feels right i guess. i'm pretty familiar with the process myself too

what do you drink normally?

th the worst part about poop you don't need to wipe after is that you need to wipe to know you don't have to wipe

Want to die

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royal reserve rye whiskey
usually a 26oz(750ml) a day

God can you imagine putrid farts made from sweets and tea filtered through an anine body... I can... mmm gross...

>be me
>have no bidet
>first wipe is fine
>second wipe is fine but a bit dryer
>third wipe is dry but still need to wipe
>every subsequent wipe is rough and dry
BUT WORRY NOT /cum/IES
>get 4 squares of tp
>waddle over to sink
>lightly douse the pape with water, i prefer a straight line across the pape
>have the satisfaction of a wet napkin wipe without any of the disposal issues
just make sure to wash your hands after

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i have run a series of experiments
for one, i have found out the volume of my mouth by filling it with as much water as possible then spitting the water out into a measuring cylinder, my mouth has a volume of 155ml
i then found out the volume of my balls, i got a glass of water which is filled with water to the brim and i put it into a pot. i then dunked my balls into the glass of water and it displaced water into the pot. i then measured how much water was displaced and it was 25ml so my balls have a volume of 25ml.
this means that i can fit exactly 12 testicles in my mouth
floor[ 2(155 / 25) ] = 12

how the fuck do you afford that? do you live alone?

i forgot to mention that you need to fold the 4 squares into 2 thick ones. this is key to avoid pape breakage

>lightly douse the pape with water
lole i do that every time

i just use three paper squares and i'm fine

why not just shower after you shit??

no irent a basement suite
and the answer is i really can't but still have money saved from working up north
before taht i went into debt paying for my drinking. every day on this earth is a curse.

this
i also take a small shower

waste of water

also my butthole is too sensitive right after i take a shit so washing it right away feels uncomfortable

this is ideal but not practical if you're out of the home or in the worst case scenario, have to poop right after you already had a shower

how old are you?

i take one shit a day, always in the morning. so i just shower right after

28

you wipe too hard
>he hasn't trained himself to poop in the morning or whenever it is you have to shower
>he hasn't trained himself to only poop in his house

same. we're like the same person. only i live with my parents and they don't like it when i drink. so i do my best not to but when i do i go balls out on a 4-5 day bender

really really really hate EDM

could never live with my parents again
my mom stayed with me for awhile when i rented her house and she stayed with her bf. was horrible.

are you the same guy who also made a slam fire shotgun?