Be american

>be american
>get shot

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I got a shot today
thankfully they didnt take it too literally

Fuck you

Deserved to get shot Tbh

actually Kennedy wasn't shot, the CIA (under the authority of lbj) knocked and Kennedy while he was sleeping one night and placed a remote explosion in his brain. on that faithful day in dallas, the CIA blew up the side of his head making it seem like a shooter shot jfk. But in the remote distance a random operative fired a blank to further lead the suspicion. Oswald was a sleeper agent who was told he was the killer as a false narrative. As lbj was sworn in

>get cum shot

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another cia operative by the pseudonym of "jack ruby" had to silence oswald after oswald regained semblance of his being

>t.american """""""""""""""comedian"""""""""""""" bill hicks

i thought it was funny

That's ok, he would have lost his reelection bid to Barry Goldwater anyway. He even said so himself in the months before he died that he was not looking forward to 1964.

I lost my erection to barry goldwater

>t. communist

One of the greatest presidents we ever had

>One of the greatest presidents we ever had
Meh.

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Hahaha omg can't believe this retard

> be american
> shart in walmart
> go outside
> get shot
Such is life in murica.

Enjoy the autism and enjoy your stay at Jow Forums

>be american
>puts the eggs in the fridge
>microwaves your shower
>showers with your shoes on
>gets shot by the police for owning a kinder surprise

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>faithful day
lol

im a commie and i love jfk. i think you've become an idealogue from spending too much time on Jow Forums and now everyone you disagree with is a commie.

Serious question here, you don't put your eggs in the fridge?

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why does it matter though? when you make eggs they get warm and hot already. What do you use cold eggs for

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PRESIDENT'S BULLET RIDDEN BODY IN THE STREET

RIDE JOHNNY RIDE

KENNEDY'S SHATTERED HEAD HITS CONCRETE

RIDE JOHNNY RIDE

JOHNNY'S WIFE IS FLOUNDERING JOHNNY'S WIFE IS SCARED

RUN JACKIE RUN

TEXAS IS IN OUTRAGE WHEN YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD
TEXAS IS IN OUTRAGE WHEN THEY PICK UP HIS HEAD
TEXAS IS THE REASON THAT THE PRESIDENT'S DEAD

>showers without shoes
gangery and leperacy must be come over there

Does your gun has it own shower shoes so his lower wont get wet ?