Why do British people not know how to use balconies?

Why do British people not know how to use balconies?

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because they don't have balconies in bongistan
I shit you not

>be British
>make fun of American gun deaths
>die from A FUCKING BALCONY

You can’t make this shit up. The next time brits harass me for being American I’ll just go out and my back deck and be safe knowing that they’ll fucking kill themselves if they set foot on it.

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BAN ASSAULT BALCONIES

oi m8 you got a loicense for that balcony?

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Why would we need balconies here?

this kills the pommie

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OI M8 YOU AV A LOICENSE FOR THAT POOIN BALCONY?

>campaign launched to stop Brits falling off balconies abroad
There is no way this is real, lmao

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It's teenagers on their first holiday abroad with their mates. They get drunk and fall to their deaths.

If anything, it's Darwinian selection in action

Makes more sense.

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>climbing between balconies

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Maybe you need a poster to give to your friends.

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do british actually do this

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The entire of Europe does this

Does the lack of needing a license to do literally everything cause the British to be suicidally reckless?

AVOID THE AGONY
KEEP OFF THAT BALCONY

>tfw balcony loicense expired
I NEED TO WATER MY PLANTS

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>search american balcony deaths
>get results for british balcony deaths
seriously what the FUCK is wrong with the island niggers, ya'll died from potatoes disappearing from your diet and now you're dying because of balconies, something that's gotta be at least several centuries old

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The sort of """people""" who go to magaluf are sub 80 IQ retards who deserve this shit

>tfw it's your annual balcony ownership exam and the invigilator notices your balcony safety netting is slightly off-centre

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