/brit/

you want proof god exists, have a look at beautiful women.

Same but with male companionship

una cerveza por favor

fucking neuro typical freakoid bet you will have a gf by the weekend too

qt traps are to be held as a symbol of man's triumph over god

How old?
Current job?

she doesn't look iberian, at all. too pale.

HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY FFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKIIIIIIINNGGGG PPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNGG

Sometimes I wish I spoke a different language because I'm unsatisfied with how certain things don't rhyme in English. They probably rhyme in Laotian though.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

nah don't think so, used up all my luck for the rest of my life this week
21 years young
courier

Received the first printed copy of my new book today

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LOL these roastoids now think i am trolling and baiting just becaues i told to these bitches that sex robots might replace them

caught a reflection of myself in the laptop screen mid-wank last night and now I'm deleting all of my porn

>uses vimeo, dailymotion, not using google or apple products because he thinks his worthless information is being stolen by them. bonus points if it's duck duck go
Is there any surer signs someone's an incel?

anyone remember Desperate Housewives

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What a filthy amount of post-processing and makeup, 5/10

LOL
when women are confronted with facts they just cry ahhahhaha

youtube.com/watch?v=CNsdmvijLfs
rorke btfo
based boomers win again

what are you talking about retard

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virgin freak thinks he's better than us because he has a (little) dick. Ha ha ha

Looool

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i am confronting women in another imageboard
i asked them how do they feel when men remind them they are good for sex and getting pregnant

just wait until you see what happens next week lads

Ate 6 PB&Js today

>I-I'm interacting with a female and this is worth announcing!
jesus christ

youtube.com/watch?v=RXZ8fyyub24 me n the girls

>youtube.com/watch?v=CNsdmvijLfs
>rorke btfo
>based boomers win again

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93245360
hi roastie

post a link to the thread or FUCK OFF

why asbestos
whats the point

Might have a cheeky nigger

When I see an attractive woman all I think is "I need my cock in her fanny".

It's the internet gaylord. Maybe IRL that's messed up, but here in the wild wild west, we can tell those roastoids how we really feel.

...

shut the fuck up you sadact haha

>we
You and the other virgin freaks. Everybody laughs at you

who has /insecurebutpeng/ gf here?

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Maybe with enough manipulation and deception I can obtain a beautiful female companion. She may even bare my offspring. I'm getting excited just thinking about it.

Hitler was based

hate it when girls are very photogenic, then you meet then IRL and they're mediocre, but then you see their photos again afterwards and become conflicted as the earlier memory fades

how about don't be poor lol

vice did a video about an incel and i immediately thought of beto

£86, lads.

Water repellent hand pocket zips
Water repellent 2-way CF zip with zip baffle
Longer length hooded down jacket with waterproof fabric
650FP 90/10 White duck down fill
Stow-away adjustable hood
Integrated elasitcated cuffs
Riptstop outer: 100% Polyester
Inner: Nylon
Outer: Woven with lamination 3K/3K
Inner: 20D 380T Nylon

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love those girls mate, they're so easy it's like taking candy from a baby

What I want from a gf:
>a vagina
>looks good
>smells good
>has nice hair
>pretty eyes
>cute smile
>knows I will protect her

>>knows I will protect her

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Huh?

Any radio 6 man in?

correct lad, primed and ready for the old 'nipulation

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Define nice hair, pretty eyes and cute smile, lad.

tryhard idiot

southern europeans are not white

she looks like she has borderline personality disorder

beto's cute, don't bully him!

Learn English if you don't know what those mean.

crazy girls are the best shags though

tae fook is this

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Might cop youtube.com/watch?v=JDBAsP9dhNQ

She looks like a bitch.

ahh yes it's another "post on brit but pretend to not be a virgin loser" episode

when your hair grows back?

>yank using 'shag'

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In 5 months

>she looks like a girl that rejected me
is what you're really saying

also nothing better than fucking stuck up girls and getting to see that mask slip in the throws of ecstasy

continental europeans and spics; they're awful accents never fail to give headaches.

shes not a bitch but shes clearly mental, not arsed shes easily manipulated and a decent shag to get me through uni so its no biggy

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>the throws of ecstasy

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How many "spics" do you see on a daily basis you absurd pseudo-yank

Nope, because I've only asked a girl out once and she rejected me and she looked nothing like that.

>they're awful accents

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[really sweaky Scouse accent] SHAG GIRLS

I speak perfect English. But you're just a fucking idiot who can't even define such simple things, things he supposedly likes. Come on, lad, give it a go...

why has chinas military power eclipsed NATOs power in just 10 years? surely the west would have put up more of a fight? is this just the power of superior Chinese intellectuals?

good post

virgin freak

what are some good ways to ruin a normie's day without landing me in jail? thinking about shitting in one's backpack or something

Honey, all the movements you've started to make
See me crumble and fall on my face
And I know the mistakes that I made
See it all disappear without a trace

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plenty of brazilians here you brainless expat cunt

GOOD posts lads x

fUCK
oFF
yANK

>they're

>brazilians are spics
brainlet irishman

>have cloudy urine caused by retrograde ejaculation
>whenever I go to pee a bunch of pee with a bit of old jizz that made its way into my bladder comes out
>at work
>go to bathroom to pee
>cloudy urine
>the whole places starts to smell like jizz
>exit the bathroom with people giving me weird looks

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*reports you for trolling outside of /b/*

can't imagine being this much of a virgin

Nice hair: hair I consider nice
Pretty eyes: eyes I consider pretty
A cute smile: a smile I consider pretty

Pretty sure you know what I mean Mboko.