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>be boring
>stop talking in monotonous tone
>give genuine thoughts, feelings, and reactions when people ask me wuestions
>no longer boring

The hard part is having thoughts to express in the first place

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Life is never kind

sounds like you're one of those low iqers, no cure for that i'm afraid. Maybe read some books and just try and remember stuff that's written and repeat it as if it's your thoughts.

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

Bit of a fixer upper I expect

a stitch in time saves nein

Based and redpilled varg

Listening to rap music

what's getting your hand in a bird's bush worth?

nout wrong with that chuck put a few bob into that n you got ya sen a earner

made a discovery
canned air is a scam
a hand pump (such as one would use to inflate an airbed) usually has quite a fine nozzle adaptor which works to blow dust out of computer components as well as anything
it doesn't run out and can be used for inflating stuff as well as clearing dust
canned air is a scam

I've actually been taking modafinil and reducing cards to clear brain fog and it's been working wonders

Seldom does my mind go completely blank when somebody asks me something now

With I had better access to speed, productivity/sociability would sky rocket

imagine believing god exists and walking around thinking there's some kind of sky person above you watching everything you do haha must be mental

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Never had one gf in my life

Listening to Vapor Wave otherwise known as Australian Electronic Music
youtube.com/watch?v=gJJ5WEmW5OI

sunday bloody sunday

At least dinner in a restaurant

Will still buy it cos it’s convenient

ESSSS-CLUUUUUUUUB

(There ain't no party like an S-Club party)

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>property in preston
>4 freddos
hmmmmmmmm

hope that is on prescription by a license psychiatrist xx

My dad died when i was a young boy

3 packages coming today lads

I just use the vacuum cleaner

Reducing carbs *

He’s not a sky person and he’s not actively judging, he’s performing dragnet surveillance and the parts he doesn’t like will be discussed during prayer or at the pearly gates

virgin FREAKS, leave Shivonne alone

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finnieston crane

found the taig

Talked to my mom about joining the royal marines and she threw a fit

Amazing idea: create the independent country/union of....Jersey and Northern Ireland

oh goody a redditspaced post, I wonder what insightful outlook he has to share wi-
aaaaand it's drugs

You’d better start fearing god sooner or later

Some yank told me licences are for fags

what's the definition of frigging

Very reddity post

>Shivonne
Almost african american tier
Imagine not being able to spell Siobhan

god's real she's black

>listening to yanks
yuck

FOY

Do you think the lads fighting 100 years ago would approve of us?

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The royal vagenes

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none of you are real people. you're all AI bots created to trick me. but it won't work

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I know, that's why I made a post mocking it
can't have them feeling comfortable

i've gone low carb these last couple of weeks and feel a lot better
biggest chang i noticed is no abdominal bloat
used to feel like someone was inflating a balloon in my guts
gone, practically overnight, and hasn't come back
also my eyes are clearer (used to be bloodshot as fuck)
also my sleep seems to have improved a lot
haven't been doing it long enough to notice weight loss but fingers crossed

definitely not, we wouldn't approve of them either if we saw their views and attitudes and so on

Any deano man in?

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Doing a shit with my desk fan

This is the only way to shit

imagine Alex here would send Rorke into a froth

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Frigging literally refers to manual stimulation of the female genitals
It's occasionally used as a false euphemism for "fucking" as a superlative

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I don't approve of the lads fighting 100 years ago so doesn't matter does it x

I would approve of their views and attitudes

>lesbia
lol

Here's a joke
Why doesn't that lad ever crash?
BECAUSE HE ALWAYS TURNS IN TIME

they'd just be baffled
they'd have never seen a tv screen let alone the internet
they'd probably think we were like those people in the matrix that are wired up to the matrix

Jeeves... send in more dancing runts

They would be rather disappointed at the state of the country and what they had fought for

creasing

Alri Mikhaila

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Hate coffee tbqh
Yeah most likely

yau caww thet a steeck?

mam once whacked me for saying frigging instead of fucking as a swear word
she said it all the time so i thought it was okay to say it

My great granddad was a cheeky piece of work apparently
I think he'd be all over Internet memes if he was alive

how can you be into history and still be a leftoid

Haha pajeet, what a mad man.

did not know this

don't understand this post i'm not so good on history, what makes leftism incompatble with history?

Mickey Rorke

>how can you be into history and still be a leftoid

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It makes a lot of sense, we did evolve to eat meat after all...

left wing history
>art history
>anthropology
>linguistics
>religous history
>social history
>gender history
>literary history
>economic history
>histiography
right wing history
>military history

Today is the day I realized there's a real possibility I become a 30 year old wizard

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yeah my mood has improved as well
and peterson's daughter can dominate my hierarchy any day

Will never get married
Will never date a girl
Will never have sex
Will never kiss a girl

if you have an appreciation for the past why would you feel the need to try and change everything

this is just stupid. aussie posters are shit like thats not even funny

more off a 30 year old rogue myself

apparently, by being this deluded:

Her face looks like some weird photoshop. bit creepy desu

Willing to bet most of these historical left wingers would be right wing by today's standards

stop craving sex, you virgin freaks

>military history
>right wing

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how is studying the past left or right wing?
silly

So you're saying historical progress is left-wing?

Marx thought cavemen were communists, he was a pretty shitty anthropologist

gender studies is because all its about is muh poor wimin

favourite classical compositions?

you seems to think that historians look back on history and think we've had 15,000 years of paradise on earth

obviously you're mistaken

right wing in retrospect

>if you have an appreciation for the past why would you feel the need to try and change everything
I don't think this makes much sense. How many right wingers are actually "conservative" in today's world? It is mostly people on the right who sabotage the environment or knock down the beautiful building to build a shitty skyscraper.
I'm not sure being able to appreciate history is a left or a right wing thing. If the point you're making is that there are a lot of faux-revisionists who want to pretend that 500 years ago there was a woman writing better verse than shakespeare then sure that's almost certainly bullshit.