What's been in the news lately Jow Forums?

negan annonced in tekken 7 which makes absolutely no fucking sense to put a walking dead character in a chink fighting game about devils.

I fucking hate Australia.

>6 Americans including one African-American went to a famous restaurant.
>The Coloured fella ordered some meat but after eating some he wanted to refund it.
>The waiter didn't want to refund it.
>The coloured fella claimed "racism" and both began to insult each other.
>It ended in a fight.

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It's a big spider.

*you're a large mammal

West Africans have on average 8% ghost hominid DNA. The ghost hominid is believed to be something akin to Homo Heidelbergensis. Europeans and Asians are on average 4% Homo Neanderthalensis, a much more advanced hominid than H. Heidelbergensis.

So THAT'S why they're called spooks!

For you.

more like he called him nigger and acted suprised when he was offended

I couldn't look my wife in the eyes if I let a spider cuck me on this magnitude.

Well nice, the next time a black guy calls me a Neanderthal i can call him a pygmy

We call 'em Chazwozzers, they aren't dangerous so long as your not a foreigner.

Are they as bad as drop bears?

did you see how big the spider is? it's a mutant huntsman

AUSTRALIA IS HELLLLLLLL

>Thegiant huntsman spider(scientific nameHeteropoda maxima) is aspeciesofhuntsman spider(Sparassidae), a family of large, fastspidersthat actively hunt downprey.[3]It is considered the world's largest spider by leg span,[3]which can reach up to 1ft (30cm).[4]
Yeah, no, fuck that, I'm not visiting.

huntsman spiders are total bros though
they kill insects and shit

>The bite of a huntsman isn't dangerous to humans – it’s their fearsome appearance that’s the real concern.
The spiders are notorious for popping out of car dashboards at unexpected times, with disastrous consequences.
I don't believe you

I'd rather have 20 cockroaches than one giant spider

Huntsman spiders don't really bite humans that often iirc, and they're not even lethal. Just fucking huge, quick and disgusting.

A fetus was found in the toilet of an American Airlines plane at La Guardia.

Are you guys not afraid of anything?

>West Africans have on average 8% ghost hominid DNA.
Interesting.

buffalo.edu/news/releases/2017/07/028.html

gold

I always shit my pants when I see these niggers
Imagine if they existed IRL

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>huntsman spiders are total bros though
>they kill insects and shit

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huntsman spiders are good boys. you can just let them stay in your house.

do they like headpats?

Have you tried playing skyrim in VR, i noped the fuck out when i met these ones. They are 1.70 tall

>Queensland
Lol.

Every time.

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Apparently Saudi Arabia has threatened a 9/11 style terrorist attack in Toronto.

>when the continent you live on is filled to the brim with so many deadly animals that you have to keep a giant spider in your house for safety

Was just looking for that pic, kek.
Fuck spiders.

Emus lmao

What happens if you get hit with a giant smash? Do you go flying into the air like you would in the regular game? Because if so I would shit my pants.

This
I much prefer bears, moose, wolves, infectious mosquitoes, alligators, pumas, etc., than to live somewhere with slightly more venomous spiders and snakes.

Delet this right now.

Alex Jones got shoahed from the internet

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Unironically though.

nah

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BASED treeman

Do you mean by a giant? Yes, you go flying and see yourself third person

its winter in Australia

Pretty hilarious, to be honest.
I hope some of the "Alt-Right"' spergs out. Schadenfreude is basically my cynical bread and butter when it comes to entertainment these days.

Is it true that this bird is the og animal terrorist in Australia?

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Only 1 person in Australia has died from a spider bite in the last 39 years

Terrifying. I get freaked out just seeing my character fall from a high place in MHW, and that’s from a screen on the other side of the room.

Magpies are basically avian wasps.

Should add that an average of 4 people in just the US die every year from spider bites.

Yeah, cows and horses kill more people each year than crocodiles, sharks, jellyfish, snakes and spiders combined

So Africans are literally sub human?

PJW already made a video about it and to be fair to them the ban is pretty bullshit but this is alex jones were talking about so nothing of value as lost desu.
Now let's see how the left and right react to this so we enjoy the shitfest

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Everytime I see a thread about spiders, I see one in my room. NEVER otherwise. Is this some sort of global spider conspiracy?

Horses are out biggest killer outside of other humans, kek.

>PJW already made a video
Forgot about that guy, I thought he was part of the Alex Jones channel.
I remember a video he did about modern music and culture or the what have you. Pretty hilarious, he basically embodies the edgy pseudo-intellectual teenager who wishes he was born during a few hundred years ago or something.

Nope, not what soever. Now be a good lad and take a nap sleeping on your back with your mouth wide open.

The only dangerous wildlife here are glaswegians

Big dangerous animals>small dangerous animals
A snake can sneak up on you and bite you right on the cock head. Can a moose?

Source?

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I remember one of these cunts swooping me when I was about 6. Fucking terrifying.

L-link?

Yes they can

Yeah I'd rather leave that job to house centipedes.

Yes and they arrested the perpetrators.

How many goats are getting raped by farmers in rural Spain right now?

If you live in a really tall building at the top, could you avoid bugs and insects completely in Australia enter your home?