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2D is better than 3d
is there anything better than killing someone in a video game and then they call you a "piece of shit"
I say no
*inhales*
ugh...
god that was amazing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
berry, berry, we're berries
why, the previous one isn't even close to the max number of replies
ww2 but all democratic countries are non-alinged
this thread has nothing to do with the other one
what if Atlantis won ww2
berry, berry very tasty berries
dairy products not from Lithuania, no thanks for some reason they all taste like trash
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me robbing
my favorite part of lithuanian culture is potato dishes and dairy products
but seriously robbing is bad
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Rip Hirohito
back hurts, can't get out of bed
I wanna try Lithuanian cheese desu
>back hurts, can't get out of bed
why does it hurt?
>I wanna try Lithuanian cheese desu
I think you can find "Džiugas" in one of your stores its a high class cheese but they sell it in a lot of foreign stores
>why does it hurt?
slept in a bad position maybe
>I think you can find "Džiugas" in one of your stores its a high class cheese but they sell it in a lot of foreign stores
is it the one with the viking or whatever on the logo?
>slept in a bad position maybe
do you use a lot of pillows?
>is it the one with the viking or whatever on the logo?
yes exactly
also
what's wrong with people who buy pre-cut cheese? it tastes disgusting
>do you use a lot of pillows?
just 1, sometimes 2
>yes exactly
oh yeah that one looks good I hope I can find it somewhere
>just 1, sometimes 2
oh okay 2 is too much though
>oh yeah that one looks good I hope I can find it somewhere
goodluck desu
what kind of stores do you have? do you have american stores?
>oh okay 2 is too much though
yeah, I only sleep with 2 when I'm reading or something and fall asleep, which is rare
>goodluck desu
thanks
>what kind of stores do you have? do you have american stores?
supermarkets and delis, not sure what an American store is
>yeah, I only sleep with 2 when I'm reading or something and fall asleep, which is rare
oh okay
>thanks
no problem
>supermarkets and delis, not sure what an American store is
I mean do you have a lot of them in general like wall-mart? and fast-food chains?
>I mean do you have a lot of them in general like wall-mart? and fast-food chains?
oh, yeah we have many fast food chains and there's some walmarts
>oh, yeah we have many fast food chains and there's some walmarts
which fast food chain is your favorite????
I like burger king and McDonald's the most I think, kfc is really good too
>I like burger king and McDonald's the most I think, kfc is really good too
how is burger king compared to mcd's???? other than that we have mcd's and kfc too
Accusing you of cheating?
that's good too
damn its so cloudy
>how is burger king compared to mcd's????
overall I like the taste more and the burgers are slightly bigger, still small though
>other than that we have mcd's and kfc too
nice
This is le real dark web I had heard so much about? So where are the hitmen, guns, drugs, cp, red rooms,secret archives about aliens and mass destruction weapons and so on?
Why yes hello fellow strangers :)
>overall I like the taste more and the burgers are slightly bigger, still small though
I think they are too small in mcd's too desu do they give you sauce with it?
>So where are the hitmen, guns, drugs, cp, red rooms,secret archives about aliens and mass destruction weapons and so on?
depends what do you want??
Hello
What brings you here mister viking?
I wouldn't mind looking into the alien archives, thanks
yes that will be 5 bitcoins?
I just noticed that this particular thread has more anime than others so I just thought to look around here for a bit :)
>~30k €
N-never mind :(
>I just noticed that this particular thread has more anime than others so I just thought to look around here for a bit :)
oh that's nice you're welcome to stay here for sure :)
do you have a waifu?
I agree, but borrowing from people and never returning is okay I think
>N-never mind :(
are you sure you don't want to find the truth about the dark side of the moon? or the planet X? or the secrets of the pleiades star cluster?
Oh yeah sure I do.. *reads your filename*- it is Kanoe Yuuko. I like ghosts :)
I agree with that too
yes
the nasa keeps a pet alien in my closet, they think I don't know but I've seen that green motherfucker
hey what's up
>I think they are too small in mcd's too desu
yeah that's why I like kfc, those buckets are the best
>do they give you sauce with it?
ketchup and such but no proper sauce
>Oh yeah sure I do.. *reads your filename*- it is Kanoe Yuuko. I like ghosts :)
that can't be it because she is mine? choose someone else
>yeah that's why I like kfc, those buckets are the best
nice desu
>ketchup and such but no proper sauce
oh I like mayo more on burgers desu
hey nothing much how about you?
No? I chose her first :) She is now mine forever and ever(because she is a ghost I will be with her even after my death heh)
>No? I chose her first :)
but I claimed her way before this????
>She is now mine forever and ever(because she is a ghost I will be with her even after my death heh)
no I will be with her!
Yeah sure, but I don't have that much money :(
Why would they do that?
>Yeah sure, but I don't have that much money :(
alright final offer 1 bitcoin and I will also add the secrets of nazi military bases in antarctica
>nice desu
yeah, I've had some trouble emptying they bucket
>oh I like mayo more on burgers desu
I like the McDonald's sauce the most, the one on the big mac
>hey nothing much how about you?
can't get out of bed desu
>Why would they do that?
they're messing with me because I denied the globe lie
>but I claimed her way before this????
Can you provide any proof for this ? :)
>no I will be with her!
nope she is mine mine MINE :)
btw hypothetically speaking if you get a ban and you are with a pass you can't use that pass for the remaining time that you are banned? because captcha sucks
>yeah, I've had some trouble emptying they bucket
yeah I bet you did
>I like the McDonald's sauce the most, the one on the big mac
which one do you mean? don't they just use ketchup?
>Can you provide any proof for this ? :)
*proves* there you go! :)
>nope she is mine mine MINE :)
nope she is mine!
>btw hypothetically speaking if you get a ban and you are with a pass you can't use that pass for the remaining time that you are banned? because captcha sucks
yeah I think so btw hypothetically speaking if you were to get banned for how much would you get banned for?
I see I don't have that problem. When does your work start?
>yeah I bet you did
yeah that bucket is two meals
>which one do you mean?
the one on the big mac
>don't they just use ketchup?
just for the ""royales with cheese''"""
>I see I don't have that problem.
that's good
>When does your work start?
in 6 hours
kek nice try but no :D I think you have never ever claimed her so that means she is mine :DDDDDD lol
>nope she is mine!
nope
>yeah I think so btw hypothetically speaking if you were to get banned for how much would you get banned for?
well that greatly depends for what you have been banned for example if I hypothetically speaking would be banned for some "off topic" thread I would get 3 days
>yeah that bucket is two meals
the largest one?
>the one on the big mac
not sure which one that is
>just for the ""royales with cheese''"""
hmm okay
>kek nice try but no :D I think you have never ever claimed her so that means she is mine :DDDDDD lol
yes I did when there was a bunch of dark haired girls lined up I said that she is also mine one time desu
>nope
yep!
>well that greatly depends for what you have been banned for example if I hypothetically speaking would be banned for some "off topic" thread I would get 3 days
hmm that's interesting desu its a shame that, that doesn't work yes
>the largest one?
heck yeah
>not sure which one that is
whaaaaaaaaaat? never had a big mac??
yep I just like browsing on pc much more than on teh phone
>in 6 hours
so like at 5 PM? pretty late desu
nah don't remember that :D
>hmm that's interesting desu its a shame that, that doesn't work yes
Indeed
>heck yeah
nice
they have spicy chicken right?
>whaaaaaaaaaat? never had a big mac??
yes I did but probably not for a year now so I don't quite remember
>yep I just like browsing on pc much more than on teh phone
same but my back doesn't want me to
>so like at 5 PM? pretty late desu
yeah night shifts are comfy and I get free coffee
>they have spicy chicken right?
yeah it's really good
>yes I did but probably not for a year now so I don't quite remember
you should some big macs
>nah don't remember that :D
but I do muahhahahahaah also how would you remember this? you're just some random swede after all hehehe :)
>Indeed
yep
>yeah it's really good
I remember liking that one too desu
>you should some big macs
nah they aren't that filling at all desu
I think the french was captured by CIA
RIP
you mean it hurts your back when you are sitting?
>yeah night shifts are comfy and I get free coffee
oh ok. I know that you work in security, but in what sort of object do you work like in mall, bank, or some random business?
t-true hehe, but I checked the archive and found that pic lol
btw all these girls in the pic are mine lol
>t-true hehe, but I checked the archive and found that pic lol
how did you know that its this image though???
umm nope
three,five,eight are all mine
Oh that sounds great! I just sented you the money :)
What globe lie?
>Oh that sounds great! I just sented you the money :)
thank you MUHAHAHAHAHAHA this will be enough for a hitman....
I-I just find it from your description of "dark haired girls lined up" t-there aren't that many pics like that
>umm nope
>three,five,eight are all mine
they are not they are all mine I claimed them first! :DDDD hahahahah
>I-I just find it from your description of "dark haired girls lined up" t-there aren't that many pics like that
yes but how did you find this one specifically so quickly?
>they are not they are all mine I claimed them first! :DDDD hahahahah
no since its not fair for one to get all of them that is why those are mine and there is no "no" since they just are
W-what are you gonna kill me with my own money? the information you offered was s lie?
no it was the truth and you will get it but first there needs to be a victim MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>I remember liking that one too desu
good taste as usual
>nah they aren't that filling at all desu
that's why I said some
>you mean it hurts your back when you are sitting?
it hurts whenever I move at all desu
>oh ok. I know that you work in security, but in what sort of object do you work like in mall, bank, or some random business?
the third, I bet you get paid real nice in banks
>What globe lie?
some people actually and unironically believe the earth we all live in is shaped like a basketball
>good taste as usual
you too
>that's why I said some
costs too much
I-I was just lucky I guess hehe
>no since its not fair for one to get all of them that is why those are mine and there is no "no" since they just are
Yes it is fair :) you got a lot of girls like that too :) damn I just claimed a goldmine of pretty girls lol and you like dark haired girls the MOST so you must be super duper crazy jealous :DDD
Hello!
btw all these girls in the pic once again are mine lol
oh that sucks have you been to the doctor?
>the third, I bet you get paid real nice in banks
yeah probably heh
>you too
thank you
>costs too much
I'll send you some big macs when I win the lottery
hey what's going on
>I-I was just lucky I guess hehe
I think you're lying
>Yes it is fair :)
no it isn't!
>you got a lot of girls like that too :) damn I just claimed a goldmine of pretty girls lol and you like dark haired girls the MOST so you must be super duper crazy jealous :DDD
no since I don't agree with that so it doesn't count!!!!!!!!
Hello Slovenia! How are you doing? Doing something fun or found a new game?
once again nope since you just can't claim "all the girls"" baaka!
>hey what's going on
Not much sorry to say, how are you?
>Hello Slovenia! How are you doing? Doing something fun or found a new game?
I'm ok thank you, just resting a bit since I was just outside and it's super hot. And not too hot to play many games :/ Did you play anything fun?
it probably isn't that bad to work at security at nights if you're all alone and not have to be bothered to talk to anyone desu
>thank you
no problem
>I'll send you some big macs when I win the lottery
okay you better do
n-not at all hehehe
>no since I don't agree with that so it doesn't count!!!!!!!!
okay I choose 1, 2, 5.7(already have chosen her long ago tho).8 heh you get the rest :)
>once again nope since you just can't claim "all the girls"" baaka!
kek ok I choose 1,2,3,4 you can have 5,6,7,8
>I'm ok thank you, just resting a bit since I was just outside and it's super hot
how hot is it desu?
>And not too hot to play many games :/ Did you play anything fun?
not too many to play myself I played Arma 3 exile mod on cherno and that is it desu
>it probably isn't that bad to work at security at nights if you're all alone and not have to be bothered to talk to anyone desu
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff little boy would be scared at night? lol hahahaha, but seriously working at night seems the best less people, calmer and shit..
oh I misread that post never mind the first part
*claims Utaha*
nice
>n-not at all hehehe
yes you are hahahahaha
>okay I choose 1, 2, 5.7(already have chosen her long ago tho).8 heh you get the rest :)
no since I already did it quicker than you and I had claimed 8 long ago too baaaka!
>kek ok I choose 1,2,3,4 you can have 5,6,7,8
but I like 3 and 4 the most give me one of them baaaka!
hahahahaha what a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaka! :D
>but seriously working at night seems the best less people, calmer and shit..
yeah exactly desu
>oh that sucks have you been to the doctor?
nah, it's probably just the humidity, I get it every once in a while
>yeah probably heh
yeah I bet I could even afford my own place that'd be so nice
>Not much sorry to say, how are you?
could be worse
>okay you better do
I sure will
>how hot is it desu?
I think its 34C, but it feels double that to be honest...
>not too many to play myself I played Arma 3 exile mod on cherno and that is it desu
Was it fun? I hope so. I'm sorry I'm not familiar with the mod, what does it do?
Utaha has been claimed long ago by me :) so no
>no since I already did it quicker than you
no you didn't I literally claimed them all previously
>and I had claimed 8 long ago too baaaka!
no you didn't I actually unironically checked the archive the ghost is mine! >:) I always wanted a ghost in my harem lol
>but I like 3 and 4 the most give me one of them baaaka!
hahaha I like them the most too :) so no