How do I get a Mexican lesbian gangster chola who calls me her white boy and lets me come along on drug deals also she...

How do I get a Mexican lesbian gangster chola who calls me her white boy and lets me come along on drug deals also she scratches me during sex and whistles at other females in the vicinity because she likes chicks also with a preference for white girls but occasionally she craves the dick and I have to ravage her for six hours just to calm her down and by the time I'm done my back, arms and neck are bleeding but then we cuddle together afterwards and towards the end of the month she gets really conflict-oriented and aggressive and I have to put her in her place sexually and we have intense hate sex for hours and she never cheats on me with other guys because I'm her prized white boy and she actually loves me but she expresses it through violent means often but also through lots of cuddling and I incite her to impose sexually on other women we see on the street because it excites me, like squeezing their butts or nuzzling their neck out of nowhere and when they say "jeez lady, what are you doing" she goes "sshh, quiet mamacita. let mami get a piece of that white girl flesh" and the girls are surprised but a little aroused also and they are only mildly reluctant to let her continue due to the public nature but if she had cornered them in a dark alleyway perhaps they might let her have her way with them and feign resistance even though they really wanted her to make love with them but it's all part of the game and it makes the sex that much more exciting, and I'm just standing a ways away and watching the whole thing and I'm not jacking off like a creep or anything but I'm probably mildly erect but mostly it just fuels my sexual fantasies which I may or may not take out on my saucy latina gf?

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¿Que?

You just join the Cartel de Sinaloa

i think it's time to drop the nofap, sven

sven, we have what you're looking for.

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dios mio

tell me how

Very specific, also kinda hot.

kys

Shut up Temujin

join some cartel, i guess

>wanting a trash cartel chola
>not having a patrician FARC wife

>he doesn’t have one

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verga jajaja

>those eyebrows

Did this guy just call me a virgin?

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Macaco preto.

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t. Hernando Gonzales

you have to go back, amigo

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Please be in Malmö

Why don't you come here papi?

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>wants a chola
>dosent even know what verga means

you dun goofed ese

I'll adapt !

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What makes it funnier is that these jokes always come from Americans

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>tfw chola loli gf

Preto macaco

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