Why aren't these one country?

because Austria is too civilized

the greed and spite of British kings

The allies of WW2 wanted to humiliate Germany as much as possible, and so they did.

They were at a time. Did not end well.

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too late now :^)

USA forbid it

They tried but were blocked by a*glo and slavs

history
they've been culturaly separate for a long time

would be too lewd

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Because of the eternal anglo, as always.

ww1.habsburger.net/en/chapters/austrian-attempts-unite-germany-founding-republic-referendums-tyrol-and-salzburg-1921

When they finally did unite against the stipulations of these "treaties" in 1938, it was claimed to be an act of aggression (similar tothe portrayal of the Russian annexation of Crimea) and rolled back in 1945. The austrioids jumped on the chance at changing their image from villains to victims and so they abandoned the rest of Germany. Fuck austria

they will be once united states of european union kicks in

Die ihr rieft, die Geister…

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Because Austria would only agree to a union with Switzerland, but Switzerland wouldn't agree.

It's already the case but we're not allowed to say it because it would hurt the brits.

why don't you annex them?

Switzerland and Austria have little in common, culture wise. If anybody, then Bavaria from which Austrians descend from

Because we've put our balls on these states.

God I wish that were me.
It is me in the country sense, but I mean in the literal sense.

Austrians descend from the same as slovenians.

we tried. and they were too pussy to join the revolution

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Vorlarlberg (the small state West of Tyrol) actually tried to join the Swiss in 1918, but they refused.

Austrians hate all their neighbours but Switzerland.
Switzerland hates all her neighbours with no exeptions

Austrians love south germans

Because g*rmany is a counrtry that shouldn't even exist

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Based south

>implying we want those cunts
Shoulda gotten rid of Bavaria as well desu.

Do you think you can disrespect Bayern and get away with it? On my watch?

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>all named germany
wew

Austria was under occupation until 1955, when we signed a treaty with the allies that prohibits a so-called Anschluss.
This treaty is part of our constitution.

They speak a Bavarian dialect, the historical Austria was a small spin off of Bavaria.

>Why aren't these one country?

The world can't handle combined German autism

there is surely something magical about the picture..

>not dividing on the true cultural map

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Because they didn't want to in year 1871.

>Because they didn't want to in year 1871.
I thought Prussia intentionally kept them out.

spin off as in slav lands annexed by the bavarians then turned into border marks by the franks :r)

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No they (A*strians) were butthurt at our success

an Omelette is not the same thing as a Pfannkuchen.

I call bullshit

This. Shitty anglos are trying to divide us.

My sister always used to do that to me when she came back from school, it was annoying .

That's pretty hot

they didn't even exist during the revolution and certainly much of the19th century, don't encourage them

Mods need to move this to Jow Forums

Because Australia is on the other side of the world.

Mods just delete this thread

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British """"Humour""""

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EU makes it kind of irrelevant, since it removes most incentives for the population to care. If the EU suddenly disappeared, Germany and Austria would probably unite again pretty soon.

Because Austria is better

>Oh yah! Vee own ze vurald! Follow ze rulez!

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What is "vurald" supposed to mean? Sorry for being retard

No we havent. We were part of the same empire (under mostly austrian rule) till napoleon chimped out. Austrians are culturally very close to bavarians.

it's not really like a reich, more like a parasitised caterpillar

>prouding yourself for being irreligious
The absolute state of science fanatics

he clearly means wörald

prouding is not a word, touting might be better

based and redpilled

I know but it should, and english is a living language

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Just banter.

Do all French girls smoke?

Nope, and it seems to me that people smoke less and less here. I do though.

Don't you dare to close Big.

>Do all French girls smoke?

they smoke african dick lmao

history

The King retained control of one but not the other

Because we are not German anymore

We neither ;-;

Habsburgs. You can blame pretty much everything in Europe on them.

it's okay, the people of strasburg seem to have coped with it for a couple hundred years

Hnnngg

Because of ww2 and it's essentially pointless with the EU and whatnot now

What are the similarities?
Looks like Austrians don't even drink beer.

Don't worry ;) we will soon annex you back

please no, I'm sick up updating my map on account of that country

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Do austrians or hungarians ever miss being part of something greater?

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Hungarians for sure, considering their country got utterly chopped up.

From what I see no one misses it (not even us)

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I frequently forget that Austria even exists

Austria is more relevant than you tho.

It's really underrated but for foreigners it's probably the same thing as the swiss or bavarian alps

Lol, you'd have to go close to Temelín for that

For the same reason USA and Canada aren't one country either. GOAT countries (Canada and Austria) has nothing to win by sharing the same country.

In addition, Bavaria should be (and it'll be) independent and maybe joining Austria.

Franz if you bring me some sacher torte We will give you Bozen, people from there are annoying as fuck

t. Pedro from Barcelona

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I think they are just tsundere, they like your country :)

Almost based

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Because Hohenzollerns didn't want to lose power to Habsburgs