Redpill me on Japan

the best at everything they do

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Japanese girls can't resist the korean cock

Backwards country that can't afford to buy more trains with the new austerity budget

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Their flag is a red pill.

SKorea is better

Fuck didn't see that.

Their god given purpose is to annihilate the chinese menace, with the help of the rest of humanity

What is going on there?

stupid zainichi dog plastic g*oks are just slave state to the major nations of the world and their economy is nothing compare to NIHONJIN BULL

Fug, I thought about moving to Kanawaga or southern Tokyo but the trains are like that too?

Finally someone said it out loud.

Trying to squeeze fat American tourists onto the train

Workers shoving people into trains in order to make them fit.

t. John Suzuki

>this crowded
>japan is dying, we need more immigrants!

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>OMG Japan does le cute stuff xdd Le so le KAWAII candy! :3
These weebs are the cringiest.

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So they're squished together in the vessel like bees? And they are ok with it?

>moving to tokyo
>ever
You earn more to pay more for shitty housing and shitty people
It's like suicide, but it's slower and more painful
t. Lives in Tokyo

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yet afford to keep a train station just for one girl

citylab.com/transportation/2016/01/japan-keeps-this-defunct-train-station-running-for-just-one-passenger/423273/

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your disgusting alf*jores will NEVER measure up to their worst offerings

japan is an asian cunt just like yours

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It would be nice to live somewhere out in rural Chiba or Kanagawa and commute to Tokyo on liners instead of "I LIVE IN A CLOSET IN SETAGAYA WARD, AM I NOT CHICK?"

The worst shitposters on this board, deserve to be rangebanned.

most of them are tourists or English teachers

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Germany is my preferred proxy when that happens.

I saw a black man in tokyo

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Quite comfy desuu hai

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is this in every japanese city or only tokyo?

Wagecuck culture, corrupt oligarchic government/corporate leadership and slave wages but probably the best Asian country for quality of life, certainly better than living in Tianjin. Want to go there after I save up.

hivemind insect wage cucks

Singapore and Hong Kong have higher HDIs
>inb4 Hurrr HDI durrrr

They're our greatest ally

homogeneous orderly society.

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Don't let those fancy robots fool you to think Japan has the latest technology.

A lot of people find it difficult to use a computer. They still use fax machines. 'Paperwork' is still actually on paper and they are gonna bitch any small mistake you make (I traced a letter and had to fill in some form all over again). You only get a cash card. The process for getting a debit card is a pain and for a credit card that pain x10. And lastly, they still pay by cash a lot. You can pay for online stuff at the convenience store which they see as useful, as they've never heard of online banking with a credit card I guess.

Basically the only modern things they have are stuff that are convenient for elderly like heated toilet seats. But on any technology that might conflict with habits of the elderly they are far behind first world western countries (which probably has to do with also the fact that there are many elderly people).

Japan's rail is much more advanced than any in Europe or anywhere else outside of Asia.

Also, some places are starting to accept debit/credit cards, and, unless you work for a shit employer, they can help you getting set up with cards (the HR department where I worked did this for me, they even helped me find an apartment).

In general, if you're going to live in Japan, you want to work for a western company that operates there to avoid many of the problems you'd face otherwise.

>t. retard

how long have you been in Japan
I can finda 2LDK in Hachioji for 50k month.

If you get 50 km outside Tokyo it'll be like this.

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>Hachioji

Mostly Tokyo and Osaka and commuter towns/cities (Yokohama can get crowded as many people commute from Yoko to Tokyo in the morning) but that's Rush hour, you're not going to get squished outside of Rush hour in my experience...

Ok I'll bite, where do you work? (just give me the name of the ward)

I also lived 2 blocks from 西日暮里駅 for 38k month (shared house, it was furnished though and had my own refrigerator - the shared parts were bathroom/kitchen). It was a house shared by adult immigrants (everyone in their 30s') and some older Jap people so it was never messy and was well taken care of.

If you want to live in Aoyama, yeah, you're going to have to pay up.

I live in Osaka at the moment. I lived in Shinagawa in the past and it was okay at the time. But I guess I'm getting old now, need breathing space.

War Crimes
Gruesome and remorseless human experimentation
Cannibalism
Batshit crazy deathcults
Cruelty to humans
Cruelty to animals
Culture of incelism and commonplace sexual abuse caused by pent up frustration and autism
Dismal working hours in a windowless cubicle
Basically the life of a lonely ant

cool, what are the bad aspects?

but we're talking about Japan, not Germany

I'm going back in 2 months and I'd move out of Tokyo if I could but it's not an option right now.

Ideally, I'd like to live in Sapporo but eh... just can't seem to find a job there.

You have to pretend to be human for foreigners

>Spain
>complaining about "war crimes" and cruelty to animals and humans

absolute shitpost/10

Then stop fapping to Japanese porn/bestiality Diego

>whataboutism
>t. 1/27383849th jap mutt

I'm not Jap diaspora though, I'm native american (what's left of them after your kind and portuguese people killed them off) but nice try.
>uses racial slurs such as mutt
>complains about autism

kek

Spanish proxy now is it

I guess muh the dark side of japan is a thing on the internet but I honestly think it's not any better than some weeb fantasy. basically the same thing.

native american is asian diaspora

?

Okay, triggered weebshit

t. Jámon Zhang

they came from asia

overpriced hell
but (You) can find love in it

I suspect this was a ridiculously long time ago though?

And that user referred more specifically to "Jap" diaspora rather than Asian.

How do you deal with pickpockets?

come home yellow man

Kawaii and moe culture was invented so Japan doesn't have to face their war crimes. Most of Japan's leadership and top CEOs are descendants of people responsible for atrocities like the Nanking massacre. It's a truly sick nation that needed more than a nuke or two.

>shared house at 西日暮里 aka Korean town that was originally downtown
>hachiouji doesn't need explanation
It's better if you actually know what"living in tokyo" in means before insult desu
If you mean "you can't live in shithole or in inaka lmao such a sissy" you're pretty much right though
Because anywhere in Tokyo (including小岩、蒲田 or anywhere in adachi ku) is possibly safer than any of the cities in South America, it's just normal to sound like weakling for Brazilians

>Because anywhere in Tokyo (including小岩、蒲田 or anywhere in adachi ku) is possibly safer than any of the cities in South America, it's just normal to sound like weakling for Brazilians

?!?!?!?!?
Try again, this makes no sense whatsoever.

>2018 still crying about "muh portugese conquistador"

This is why you'll awlays be a nogger Manolo. Also portugese barely killed any native american, I'm assuming you actually meant amerindian. They breed them this enriching and increasing IQ levels.
The reason why you're able to use conventional items like the computer is because you somehow managed to inhering portuguese IQ from your great grand grand grand fathers side. Lucky him, got some of that thicc brown southern murican cannibal rainforest brapbox

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so what's living in Tokyo for you?
Because whether you like it or not those places are part of Tokyo.

Yes
Surely cannibalism is fantasy

Your sentences are barely understandable - so much for that "portuguese IQ''.

Anyway

>amerindian
noun. A member of one of the indigenous peoples of the Americas (used chiefly in anthropological and linguistic contexts)

>Native American definition:
1. a member of one of the races who were living in North and South America before Europeans arrived

It's an interchangeable term, Pedro.

The actually good places/ convenient places in Tokyo
If you'd look up Tokyo it's quite big and 奥多摩 is even considered as Tokyo, regardless of it being more inaka than ever
As for convenience, shinjuku/shibuya should apply. As for safe, maybe setagaya ward or chuuou can apply.
At least you might be right when you talk about nishi nippori if it's Tokyo but it's really a crappy place to live in, not to mention that shared houses are literal shit
I don't know what you think as good but people everywhere and getting stuck everywhere as long as it's after 5pm or its 7-8am is shit

Nice flag colors

>as for safe

what?
Are there really any places in Tokyo you consider unsafe? If so, tell me which?

Maybe this is because I'm a South American but it's laughable to even think of any place in Tokyo as dangerous. The worst I've seen was a fight between (what looked like) some Yakuza try hard and a salaryman who vomited on the last train in Ikebukuro station.

Anyway, I only live in Tokyo out of necessity but I'd like to move out of there. 関西地方>関東地方

Well Japanese criminals usually won't kill and they only have knifes (no guns) so they might seem pretty cute for Brazilians, but there's a lot of those fucks in the places ive mentioned already in
Yakuzas are actually okay people, they won't do anything as long as you don't piss them off and you're not fellow member of yakuza or a punk trying to mess with some shit
Kansai is possibly worse, like amazaki? And Kyushu is terrible place if yakuzas are fighting each other because usually civilians will get rekt for no reason sometimes when it overheats but I have few knowledge of it, I'm from chubu (central Japan), shizuoka so which is possibly the safest and comfiest place ever in Japan/world so it still kind of feels scary in Tokyo

Yakuza guy paid a drink and ramen for me just because I was a gaijin once, lol.

He literally approached me and asked me where I was from, when I said Brazil he kept talking about some shit I couldn't understand and "brazilian women", then he offered to pay me for food / drinks.

Anyway, Shizuoka is nice but bad for me as a foreigner. I much prefer Hokkaido. Northern Tohoku is cool too, I really like 青森。

are 静岡県立大学 and 静岡大学 considered good Universities?

cute countries alert

Yakuzas are chill people usually, but they do shady stuff so it's a no go as a Japanese though
Shizuoka doesn't have foreigners and it's good (I don't mean in a racist way) since it makes it stable as fuck and no surprising things will ever happen
Just go aomori then, I only know that it's cold and apple is nice there though
Hokkaido's just too big of a meme for foreigners, they idolize that place too hard (for weebs, I hope I'm not talking to weeb macaco)

I went to Tokyo's university so I don't know too much, but Shizuoka uni isn't bad, the other one was never my option so I don't know it at all
It's basically comfy but like, dasai. You get recognized in local places highly and they'll employ you easily just for being graduate of local university sometimes though

I was going to say it.

>whataboutism
>incel
Nice use of trendy new modern language.

>Hokkaido's just too big of a meme for foreigners, they idolize that place too hard

why do you say this
it's not as crowded as Osaka, Tokyo or Kyoto
it has easy access to nature
cost of life there is cheap for a city of its size
it's more modern than most of Japan
very good public transportation

the only downside is that because it's so new there aren't as many historical buildings and things to do.