/brit/

car

just need a nice trad gf who lets me shove it up her arse every now and then

Nowt wrong with a cheeky daquiri

3 500g packs of chocolate covered raisins down the gob
nice light one, will need something else to sustain me later on

The GOAT CoD if you ask me

>Over the next week [following the Tokyo Sarin Attacks], the full scale of Aum [Shinrikyo]'s activities was revealed for the first time. At the cult's headquarters in Kamikuishiki on the foot of Mount Fuji, police found explosives, chemical weapons, and a Russian Mil Mi-17 military helicopter.
>and a Russian Mil Mi-17 military helicopter.
Jesus Christ, Japanese death cults do NOT fuck around

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a good hard bumming from a brazilian shemale escort

/brit/ - british proxy general

don't understand why people are into anal
I just don't get it

Perhaps brit could take a leaf out of this lads book

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arses are tighter than hot pockets

want to go for a paki wrap but feeling to anxious to leave the house and the cute paki girl behind the counter makes me melt

you're probably a bender

might be a dominos ting tonight

going rorke bashing in the beer garden later, you in?

Do they think "news" is a fucking joke?

not a bad shout to be fair

would need to get lessons and pass both tests first tho

also I feel I would be too autistic to deal with mechanics for getting MOTs / servicing done

>something else to sustain me later on
Im sure more Kg of empty calories will do the job.

vaginas look like multiple stab wounds with a serrated blade

Two for Tuesday init la

leave our women alone

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where else are you supposed to put it?

have approximately 145 pizza rolls left

how the fuck do you just "get" a fucking apache-tier helicopter without anyone knowing

Talked to a cute Indian girl today
Liked her accent

cats sitting on my left hand lads please help typed with my right hand

>that hog who sequels when shes says ONE SCREAMING ORGASM PLEASE

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just do an intensive course
im a literal spacker and i passed both tests quickly and first time

just got my wholegrain pasta salad from the fridge

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yeah, but arses stink and are full of poo

I love anal just for the lewdness and dominating factor. Also when you fuck a girl who isn’t a virgin but there’s one virginity you can take ;)

Knowing Russia they probably just bought it straight off the production line

Any paki man in?

not much into video games but grand theft auto single player mode is something else

not if you clean it out beforehand

Never understood this pepe but it always makes me smile

we're not dogs though, eyes are our primary sensory organ and unless they haven't wiped properly that makes it very easy to forget.

Hello my name is Rajeet

why use an arse when you can use this

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Why are these meme micropubs popping up everywhere?

need the sun out of business

this was the 90s just after the USSR collapsed so probably just by walking up with a 5000 yen note.

cod4 > world at war > mw2 > blops > blops 2 > mw3

hol tight south lads southampton portmouths cardiff rovers city

Hello mi5

any melan in?

ah yes the captcha where i have to wait 10 seconds for the fucking pictures to disappear absolutely brilliant would strangle the cunt who made this garbage in an instant if permitted

the fuck is a micropub?

enable the legacy captcha you dumb cunt

it's been shit for weeks on Jow Forums
fucking hate it

Anal sex with women is great because they have no prostrate and don’t get any pleasure from it

Used to be one of those "only weirdos like rain and snow, summers well good"
But now I don't know.

Pub for manlets

lads
have to admit it
Manhattan is prettier than Central London

im crushed ngl

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the meme is real

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no thank you

summers only good if you're not doing physical labour

For me it’s Santa Barbara, CA

Warwick Davis's chain of pubs.

summers are for deanos who spend a grand on some shitty holiday
the chad month is spring

>enable the legacy captcha you dumb cunt

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was pretty obvious from the start lad

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you can't anymore, they shut it down

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>the chad month is spring

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*snuggles up to you*

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Reminder that holding your phone with two hands and below your chest makes you look like a virgin freak

micro = small
pub = pub
and that concludes our three week intensive course

Spot on

>>enable the legacy captcha you dumb cunt

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"The Chad" is a daily event if you are doing it right.

all the girls i hook up with say i have a nice body and the sister just said i could be a model

Autumn is objectively the best season.
Shame it won't exist in 10 years thanks to climate change.

yeah, i get that but what's the point?

Winter is the virgin season
Summer is the Chad season

Got a

is this some ironic posting? there are loads of places prettier than central london, manhatten isn't one tho

sucking sixty niggers

Drinking tins and snorting lines under a bridge.

It's a pub in a former shop unit

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It will in Siberia.

willy is going through the roof

reddit.com/r/RepressedGoneWild/
reddit.com/r/RepressedGoneWild/

Orange leaves and slightly chilly air are for freakazoids

don't listen to the alarmists lad

Got a job didnt i lads? Yes yes I did. How's it foing?

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absolutely dire

they're all going back to bandladesh

Need a Muslima gf ASAP

user

DIGIVOLVE TO

VIRGIN FREAK!