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how do i cope with being hideous?

breaking Brit streak

please pray for us lads we're on fire again

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mate from school messaged me on facebook and asked why i'm 25 and still have full time legend as my profession

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it you have loads of female friends it means you were too scared to ask any of them out

Snap

T H I C C KWANGZ

>full time legend
virgin freak

LOL

>Close to half of all adults said they had watched Netflix, Now TV, Amazon Prime Video or a similar internet-based service over the past three months.

wew that's a lot of brainlets

would gladly toil if it meant I could put a decent-sized roof over the head and food on the table for my family of 3

Instead I toil every day for the privilege of giving rentberg 60% of my income, and tax/commute/bill/foodberg the rest and saving the little that remains

Owning a family home and having a family seem like a dream that i'll never reach, that's why toil is so depressing, you put in those 50 hour weeks just to see it all pissed away on the most basic of basic necessities

jimmy white's better

Mogg doesn't want to be PM and the Tory parliamentary party won't let bojo

sadiq khan becoming labour leader and then pm would be an interesting one butt i would enjoy the amount of butthurt sajid javid becoming a muslim pm would bring especially if trump is still in power in america

quite chilly up north

based

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no I'm just way out of their league

for how long?

ew take this animal abuser away from that dog!

my n the lads

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poland? more like pooland haha

honestly don't see the point in watching TV series.

>Our lives today are oppressed by the demand that we live, feel and experience with ever greater intensity. We are enticed to try exotic flavors and smells; urged to enjoy a wide range of sexual experiences; pushed to engage in extreme sports and recreational drugs--all in the pursuit of some new, unheard-of intensity. Tristan Garcia argues that such intensity rarely lives up to its promise. It always comes at a price: one that defines the ethical predicament of contemporary life. The notion of intensity was the hidden key to Garcia's landmark book Form and Object. In The Life Intense, the first part of his ambitious Letting Be trilogy, he begins to develop it in detail. This first book focuses on ethics; the forthcoming two books look at politics and metaphysics respectively.

ah yes, that one's going in my cope book stack

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I wonder what its like to have a gf

according to a paki i talked to you deserve it

never did i say anything i said was objective i was just trying to start a conversation
this is a really stupid thing to get angry about on the internet

>announcing a report
bye bye

bit gay lad

disgusting mutt

also cute dog there mate

makes your will feel good for a while but then annoys you

not angry about it and but you clearly did get annoyed when your own response is "no" lmao

Literally me lol

based

literally girl scout cookies except you lose money
how do middle aged hags fall for this?

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went to an all boys school and it really fucked up my social skills with girls, i basically knew 0 girls because i wasn't 'in' with all of the popular people, and i lacked confidence, girls seemed like a mystery to me

i'm pretty normal now, but such wasted youth

They're just mad they didn't get their dream job of working at Apple so they blame it on everyone else

>Spotify premium subscription ran out
>start listening to FM radio app on phone

Way better iih.

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>JANNY'D

had one where this was the case but stopped talking to her in the end thankfully

the rest i just know from college

Just bit my cunting tongue sneezing

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love this fucking cope from losers like you, bet you all the money in the world that the chads the good looking people the sporty people etc at your all boys school wre still getting off with girls all the fucking time

>boys only school
did you kiss any cute bois?

netflix and prime(for the delivery) are alri, don't get these runts who subscribe to them all though

>user impersonating Jow Forums staff

Better than not having one id imagine

bent virgin freak

>falling for the radio jew

same

I just realised at one point there was no point keeping them around in my life because they were never going to shag me and to be honest all our conversations were mundane and dull and they never got any of my jokes

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you hetero?

know this all to well

going to develop into an ulcer in a few days time lad haha

Need a soft petite scouse lass
Oh danny boy the pipes the pipes are calling

virgin freak
couldnt even hit it off with any of the boys

I went to a normal school and still turned out a autistic virgin freak.

>bet you all the money in the world that the chads the good looking people the sporty people etc at your all boys school
where did i imply they weren't you mong, read my post again
have a gf

depends if you're terrified of being alone or not
if you're an alpha male you wouldn't care

who the fuck came up with women?

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wondering what a cunt feels like

got into an argument with mum about putting eggs in the fridge

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Only find about 25% of women attractive desu

making a plan

Cute & Bubbly, Sweet & Fierce, Funny, Weird etc etc.

More importantly I am a strong woman, a proud Aspie, a LG (ddlg, if you don't know what that is our can't research it for yourself then don't swipe me right, this is a big part of my character) a mental health warrior and so much more.

VIRGIN FREAK

got into an argument with mum yesterday because she almost fell for a scam

touch yourself

I got a 6 month free student trial for amazon prime and the video bit is fucking terrible

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so would be exactly the same absense of girls even if u were at a normal school, you are just a loser like the rest of us nothing to be ashamed of but dont fucking cope it away

british women are unironically ugly

just bludgeoned mum to death during a fracas over scotch eggs

Hahahaha

no

wimmen are NOT ENTITLED to not be raped

dating girls are your own school is always a bad idea

rate my brumy gf

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>woman uses bubbly, yummy or anything of the sort to describe herself

What other immediate red flags are there?

nice discussion babes xx

this gimmick has really run its course now. it's burnt out already

No it's not you fucking muppet

yes but i might come over as gay because i always talk about my small dick

Female depression: I'm nervous around boys

Male depression: Is it more effective to place the gun against your palate or against your temple?

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why did you feel it necessary to one up the yanks and elect an even bigger meme

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>have licked cum off hand after wank since i was a lad
force of habjt

Rains approaching from the channel. I repeat - rains are approaching from the channel.

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Choker.

it's akin to dating someone in your workplace