Taiwan edition

>broke 1000 calories today

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/brit/

why do girls expect men to have an instagram? is it common for men to have one? what do they even do with it?

bore off

*Republic of China

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wish I shagged aisha when I had the chance

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the forecast

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fancy a fight la?

nothing wrong with how i did it

the empire was such a mistake

for me, it's the island of formosa

but how do i cope with small willy bullying? should you just walk around without a coat? i dont want people to hurt my fragile male ego

do you live in the warsaw ghetto or something

Why did you link /cum/?

not really
what films do you like?

I call people virgin freaks even though I myself am a virgin freak.

post ribs

UNIT
N
I
T

cut it off and become a woman

What bullying are you fucking talking about you toad

youtube.com/watch?v=JD7Ol0gz11k

how does one achieve this

funny post quoting no one in general (indicator that i want attention)

interesting that the dutch moroccan poster is "joking" about the dick stuff but he's still obviously mentally ill to pursue it day after day

strong will of mind

gf laughed when i told her i've never had a gf
she fell in love with me a month later
i never shagged her aha
not so funny now is it

not really mass censorship though is it?

by being 5'3 and looking like diego rivera but uglier, dur.

Ending it was

thats kind of a big step to take
the ''hihihii you have a tiny willy hihihi you so worthless! you are not a real man!''

Just treat it as though its not a big deal.
If anyone asks just say it with no shame.
Its only demeaning if you feel shame.

you must look and act like a bender

Gutful of piss ready to be tipped out. Taking bets on how long it'll be.

if the brits wanted to retain their empire then they should've taken alliance with the germans more seriously
the US obviously wasn't going to help them retain the empire after the war

got a 5 inch willy lads will girls laugh at me?
wish i could take 2 inches off my height and add it to my willy

For me? Las Islas Malvinas

Spider I caught in a jar this morning before leaving for toil has navigated itself near to the top th' jar where it can get to my hands if I were to open it. Looks like the wee shit's going to have to suffocate.

33 seconds

yes, it is the beginning of the end for the internet

Will not happen unless you provoke a woman

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Fuck off freak

no honestly 5 is completely average and it's mostly about the thickness anyway
girls are shit at judging size and as long as you don't go after slags or size queens you will be perfectly fine

would like an answer for this from the normie freaks here please

Give it a shake you pussio

Creepy spider legs tapped out this post

island nations must stick together

she unironically won't care about your willy size if she loves you

calm down rorke it's not that bad

Inhuman bastard just let it out

That would make them a continent lmao

yes it is, what would you know you're just a dumb cunt posting on Jow Forums

too fucking hot had to take me top off to eat tea

should dump Britain right between NZ and Australia

fat girl at the gas station said she doesn't believe in dieting
visibly shook my head

imagine being a liverpool customer

I dont believe in dying

Reckon I should incapacitate it with a blow of smoke from the devil's cabbage before attempting to throw it out

>Friends in middle school made fun of me and said id be virgin forever
>Still a virgin at 21
How did they fucking know?

because i'm not joking and im having tiny dick syndrome
no will happen also in everyday scenarios

Drop jar in the grass and smash it with a hammer
Did this once with a jar full of bees, sight to behold

Don't think I'll survive in society

>Haven't had sex n a month

Fuck

me either i think people will kill me because i'm not ''adequate''

at least you actually get to watch entertaining football unlike united customers

When the willy breaks

My dad is literally a convicted paedophile and he has an (adult) girlfriend, whereas I'm an upstanding member of society and have never had a girlfriend. Just isn't fair tbqhwy

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how is it "the beginning of end for the internet" rorke?

women are fucking filthy freaks lad they find things like that attractive and edgy

just got a haircut lads
i look incredible
gonna go walk around in public x

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Avicenna was a Persian polymath who is regarded as one of the most significant physicians, astronomers, thinkers and writers of the Islamic Golden Age. He has been described as the father of early modern medicine. Wikipedia

Absolute state of the armed forces

what do your filter lists look like lads?

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because the internet will just become a leftie echo chamber even more than it is now and places like this will be shut down for hate speech

Hahaha

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i will google it for you because you're too lazy
>Small-penis syndrome is the anxiety of thinking one's penis is too small -- even though it isn't. It's a totally different condition from having a truly tiny tinkler, a condition known by the cold, clinical name of micropenis.

Pattern: lads flag: us

youtube.com/watch?v=EMl2QAphkGc

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would love this actually hate being sandwiched between irish and french subhumans

thank you come again

oh rorkey boy
bet your cheeks were bright red typing that out

it helps if you actually have sex and realise the girl doesn't give a shit about your dick size

HOLY MOTHER OF PENG

there's no such thing as morality and no such thing as voluntary exchange

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Vile rat. Would crack its skull under my boot.

>btfo london in wrong thread
>not arsed to repost it in this one