Holochain Team

Getting Shit Done.

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Culture...coordinator.

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Holotards BTFO

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Fucking lmao
At least they have 10/10 shilling skills

Holochain can't do consensus!

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No shit holo is shit always been nothing but a standard post ico pnd,

This is truly autistic OP

FUCKING KEK
ANYONE WHO INVESTS IN THIS IS UNIRONICALLY A BOOMER

what is a culture coordinator? I googled it and some results showed up about inclusive education and other diversity related horse shit, but then some indeed job listings for that title included duties that seemed like HR work. Is it just a more sjw HR job?

Lmfao holofags finally rekt
No more shilling threads
Just realizing that they got played
I told them to sell
Holo.is.not.a.hodl.coin

Scam coin of the decade

user, I've assembled a dream team that will take this business to an unprecedented high.
>Steve, our InfoSec lead with 30+ years experience, every cert under the sun, and a rich work history with IBM and Cisco Systems
>Chad, our titan accountant. His unorthodox techniques saved Sony Corp. hundreds of millions of dollars.
>Jack, our ace attorney. Under his leadership, he got Apple out of a scandal that would have made OJ look like a fucking puppy.

and...
>Sha Rell Wakanda. Her thesis titled "Taco Bell: the Unspoken Racist in the Room" garnered 6 PhDs - 3 from Ivy Towers! With her expertise on what's racist and what isn't, we'll be unstoppable.

Meet the culture coordinator.

Lmao you retards will buy anything now days

t. Holocuck

holy fuck it's real?!
holochain.org/team.html

look at the eyes of the guy in the bottom left in my screenshot, kinda looks like an alien that put on his human skin suit a little wrong

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Holy shit this coin is a pure fucking scam. I think that they just used their ico eth to pump up the price to 100 vitaliks. They created a hype and now it is trading around 200. They are looking to dump as soon as idex lists them. Fk this I am dumping it now on hotbit I hope that this exchange doesn't scam me

man that room must stink of feer

i didnt notice at first but looks like Ellen is on the team

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EL

OH

EL

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Fk retards do you all I hate you biz you shilled this fking piece of shit fking garbage. I bought at 240 and sold at 220 fk you all I hate you

It would make sense for a scammer to not understand how this new system will work.
He doesn't see how it makes "investors" money.

Because that's what its about ladies and gentlemen. We are just here to make money.
It's never about making the world better or innovating for humanity.

He's definitely not jealous that Holo makes his ponzi obsolete.

Anyone looking at this team and STILL dumping money into it deserves the upcoming ass raping.

This is stupid.Should I buy back aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa or just stay away from this unlimited mint/Ponzi?

What should I do tell Mee you fuck

Yolo Holo Yolo Holo

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So you think this person is a shill pretending to be a whale that spotted Holo early?

You gave these people millions of dollars. They hired Jow Forums shills and it actually worked

why is synth so buttflustered about holochain?

Wtf biz answer me motherfuckers. Is this a scam or no?

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Later dumbass

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>30 person team
>more "community coordinators/diversity officers/marketers" than engineers
>No real value or roadmap for successful product implementation
>But they have a really cool logo and name so you should buy

Jow Forums - business and finance

Some of the weakest FUD yet. Bizlets getting absolutely BTFO by a bunch of hippie boomers is going to be glorious to watch.
Remember these threads.

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Why the FUCK would you buy at 240.

Nobody shills and says OH user ALSO DONT FORGET TO BUY HIGH

You know its going to be 500-100-0

Just make a reddit post. Don't let people fall for this scam.like me I lost 1 eth. Fuck everyone who pumped this

No it's not, you thread-soiling idiot. Holo will pass 300 easily within a week once the market gets over this current dip. Probably one billion cap in two months similar to ONT & WAN's FOMO runs.

What's a culture coordinator? It means she is a racist right?

Or similar to TRX and EOS actually...

I'm savng this thread for posterity, it will be posted years from now along with the buttcoin fud and ethereum's, the retard in the screencaps didn't even understood the green paper let alone the white.

Fk you op is right this team cannot deliver . They don't know what the fuck they are doing. As soon as this fat bitch will run out of money from burgers they will dump their holo infinite supply on us. We need to find another coin. This one is gone

Would someone please pass the Shimayo?

Fk you shillers paid by the bummers. Chainlink was also shilled and it is still in a dumpster. Fk you allllllll not gona fell again for this fking scam

ok is this actually real? So all of this pumping of holo pretty much ends like this?

I don't have words for how fucking hilarious this shit is. I am super glad the future of finance has a culture coordinator though.

Who cares about the team.
This shit is going to pump as soon as it hits a bigger exchange.

Jesus you are so retarded they said that they won't pay for the fking listing. Chainlink is on binance but still in dumpster.

pls delet sir, boss will see and punish. pls sirs

Pass the Shimayo.

I can't think of a team less likely to scam us that this bunch of self-righteous virtue signalers. Safe hands.

Compare to NEXO, who pulled "Binance!? .... Actually, just Hitbtc" bait and switch today and burnt a lot of people.

Synth is shaking in his boots damn

>Meg Skeleton
B I G B O N E D

>run out of money from burgers

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Anons, I will cherish this moment for the rest of my life.

If I ever get married, you are all invited to my wedding and I will pay your way.

You will always have place to stay under my roof.

You will always be in my heart.

This shit is just too funny to not want and share the rest of my life with you. Thank you for this.

I will keep this thread and re-post now and then until I grow old into the weeds.

>I can't think of a team less likely to scam us that this bunch of self-righteous virtue signalers. Safe hands.
I feel the same way. They look like entitled hippies that'll walk away with everyones money because "they deserve it" while they smell eachothers farts to orgasm

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Deluded skycoinfags. Holo kills your shitcoin.

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What? No, that's the exact opposite of what I said, you brainlet.

The general purpose transaction is less fucking important than coordinating the community. Now lets get back to separating the whites and blacks in the name of equality.

Holochain is a scam coin guys. Don’t waste your money investing in this scam- its a normie money grab. Take a look at the total supply of this coin.

Synth you fuck just distribute the rest of your coins in a long fair ICO and quit killing your own project with your fucked distribution

Guys I cant handle the idea that the general purpose transaction is going to always be available with a crypto currency. I feel like the my mind is gush.

What the FUCK! SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!!!! I AM FUCKING GOING THROUGH THE STAGES OF GRIEF FOR THIS SHITCOIN!!!

haha this fucking muppet. People actually invest in this shit? Someone make her a meme. Look at the head on it!!

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I'm broken, this thread is killing me.

Honestly biz i tried to warn you faggots buying into a scam, if a coin is on every fucking thread page getting shilled and when someone questions it they get relentlessly attacked for no reason (name calling no explanation) THEN ITS A FUCKING SCAM YOU RETARDS

holy fuck rebrand this shitcoin into boomerchain

this is the ultimate boomer investment. I wonder if they will run down the marketcap of their shitcoin like they ran down the value of our economy LOL

The paid fud around this coin is painfully obvious.

It's just silly. Even if they are being paid, it would be peanuts compared to what they would make if they bought in even today.

>I wonder if they will run down the marketcap of their shitcoin like they ran down the value of our economy LOL

Its a crypto where they are going to make sure that local law is ok with people doing general transactions and its important for the coins ecosystem for it to happen.

> The paid fud around this coin is painfully obvious.

ok lets say the FUD is completely fake. Then what is the truth? Because a coin that tries to work in accordance with the law before allowing general transactions is a pretty amazing fucking logic problem.

I will never tire of the irony of Jow Forums neets buying all in on some shillcoin made by boomers and their feet.

Reminder that Holochain is what Eth should have been.

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Holochain cofounder: 20:00 - “it’s illegal for me to make claims about that stuff (token price). But I will ask you this: if a service shows up and does the same job to what Ethereum is providing for one ten thousandth the price, do you still want to be holding Eth?

but why would you need to verify. everyone who uses this communist coin is a good actor and would never commit fraud on the network. that's why it's faster than eth and can handle so many transactions!

>zero diversity
Dropped

EOS set the bar at being 100% free to do its services.

Downloading Holo

Please wait...sike.

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yugotitdude

all this shit fud is originating from the skycoin telegram. synth and his gang don't even care about working on skycoin, more interested in boomer feet.

I can't believe you stupid fucking faggots bought this shit, holy shit

i'm serious, if you want a good laugh go check the skycoin telegram, it's the most pathetic shit you'll find.

this meme unironically disgusts me more than people who use the word unironically... unironically

Are you serious? Only in crypto

What sort of shit operation actually cares about and tries to sway what biz thinks?

Hey there Skycoin! A bit threatened are we?

Given that Jow Forums alone pumped this from 40 gwei to over 200 before IDEX died, I'd say you need to reevaluate your opinions there Skycuck.

They're sucking as much attention for themselves out of holo as they can. That's confidence right there. That guy could probably use another lambo. Sign me up

this is coordinated fud thread. the same group that makes all the fud posts. is skycoin behind it?

You guys just glance at half a sentence and start shooting. Skycoin is the shit operation. For fuck's sake.

if they aren’t shitting their pants right now, they should be

I may be a 30+ boomer, but at least I was taught reading comprehension as a kid.

Skycoin and holo are both shitcoins that dont need to exist, they are not practical and their use is not needed and especially holo has some explaining to do, because currently you've invested into nothing but promises without method, I hope you get fucking burnt so you will stay lurking and stop posting about your shitcoins.

look at all these pajeets, already emotionally attached to their boomercoin

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It's always the same with footfags.

SKY holds Synth up as a god, how long should one take to adopt that level of devotion?

*delusion

get me in the screencap

Shit, I can't stay mad. I hope you make it too, user.

t. holo team member

hahahaha no. This shitcoin is already getting blown out.

All it had going for it was some fake code review in a medium article and Jow Forums shilling.

pure PnD (in at 80 out at 210 personally)

How fucking punchable is this kids face?

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hahaha what a trainwreck

who needs general transactions anyways? much better to just keep TXs one way from the users to the dev's (and community coordinator's) coffers.