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love these posts
genuinely an avant garde form of comedy most people fail to comprehend

Did anyone ever touch willies with their mates and have group wanking sessions back when they were in their early teens? Because I most certainly didn't.

anime

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youtube.com/watch?v=5D2jyuJaSAU

this is now a german folk music thread

Gen Z was a mistake

plane crash would be a decent way to go, surrounded by loads of people, and with external factors that you can't help so it's not a suicide

What did you do today?

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Horrible eyes

>taiwan
oh dear oh dear

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mate got his willy out at a sleepover before and put it on a radiator for some reason and had to put it in frozen peas

you wouldn't believe me if i told you

no

If you knew how much I hate anime, you would think I'm mentally ill

It’s true even today. Putin sails warships up and down the coasts and May twiddles her thumbs like an amateur

Yanks lost vietnam lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=qCRTCqgAkfg

Yes
They're huge

think i shall be going to bed
night x

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wish if we were importing immigrants they'd focus on hot women. Hate that white people have no ass

sat in my room all day mindlessly browsing shite
same as every day since the start of the year

they also killed john lennon
tune

thats what makes them good

Yeah, they won so hard, they make our shoes for pennies a day

in the same way fifty years ago only a handful of individuals owned a computer but now everyone does, similarly only a few individuals are astronauts at the present but in the not too distant future, everyone will be an astronaut.

youtube.com/watch?v=OBsajKRV6sU

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no it's freaky and weird

seething

youtube.com/watch?v=HzZ_urpj4As

Yanks lost afghanistan lmao

That's what makes my penis great haha

kot

Any macc lads in
youtube.com/watch?v=zxa2yxdW6UM

That makes no sense

>Girlfriend's babysitter cancelled on her again

We haven't fucked since before the World Cup final lads, not sure I can take much more of this.

astronauts are more comparable to sailors. i reckon, proportionally, fewer people are sailors now than a few hundred years ago

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actually its the living in a desolate place with no prospects whatsoever that makes me think youre mentally ill

my god stop posting this you fucking weirdo
know you're the suenonce too because of the filename. sort your life out

on this we must disagree

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In 10 years everyone will be a brain surgeon

Your mom lost her virginity to me lmao

looking good

Based

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probably going to report the ex to the board of regents lads

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Siciliano

What should I fap to before bed?

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Was at a sleepover with two of my mates before, host goes in to the kitchen to make us all tea. Well I go to help him and I open the door and there he is with one foot up on the counter, pants round his ankles trying to dip his balls in to one of the cups of tea. He just gives me this shit eating grin and continues about his business. Well he didn't half yelp from the scalding hot tea when it touched his scrotum. End up giving the tea to my other unsuspecting mate, barely able to hold in the laughter. After the first sip we piss ourselves and let him on the lark. He then proceeds to call us both liars and finishes off the whole cup of tea. What jolly good fun it was.

Tim is in the iron lady

>Girlfriend's babysitter

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Yanks lost the twin towers lmao

despise macclesfield

The prospect of toil hangs over me like the sword of Damocles

Got a fresh haircut

Got pissed in the garden

Ordered a pizza

And u?

I came on your mom’s twin towers lmao

tell anita northern ireland are racist nazis

get a job

It's nice have wednesdays off, breaks up the week nicely

when it gets to tuesday evening it's basically thursday, so it's basically the weekend

I was going to tell you that I actually line Iceland, but that wouldn't make your post any less accurate

and yet you still haven't lost your virginity

give it a rest doug and get some sleep

toilberg actually claimed he once got an IQ score of 160 lol

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ah just realised the big space cruisers in Star Wars are meant to be akin to WW2 naval warfare and the small fighter ships are meant to be akin to WW2 air force dogfights

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Anyone remember the music video where Michael Jackson sexually harasses a woman who is way out of his league?

9/11

I have one, Working nights at the moment (tonight is a night off)

Star Wars sucks

What did Tim do in life before the skitz fucked his shit up? He seems pretty intelligent illness aside.
Or has he just been a nutter on the dole throughout adulthood?

why tho

runtiest post I've seen in a while

t. stokie

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Yanks lost Somalia lmao

some questions can never be answered

*Live in

cats looking at me

don't like the new ones but the Lucas ones are pretty good

phonejacker
two pints
50/50
art attack
tracey beaker

Brits rule the world

going for shower bye

AND THE LAST THING I SEE IS MY HEART STILL BEATING

What was the one where the kids tried to get out of the cave and it had those logic puzzles?

youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

punt it out the window

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

going to describe her as being "morally bankrupt and tragically confused" in my report aha

>best mate and his gf have been together for 4 years
>both lovely and easy going people
>she has a best guy friend no one really trusts except for them
>her and her best guy friend are going travelling for 4 months together

My mate is fucked isn't he. I fucking hope not I love them together. Maybe I'm paranoid and I'm doubting their love for eachother I don't know but my mates he's friend is just a slimy person and you can tell by looking at him.

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