M-mummy i don feel so good *cough cough*

>m-mummy i don feel so good *cough cough*
>oh hunny let's take your temperature
>n-no
>oh yes we need to see if you're too sick for school
>here put this in your mouth and i'll be back when it beeps
>*put it up close to my lamp on the table*
>oh wow you are really sick i guess you should stay home from school tomorrow
>b-b-but i want to go to school tomorrow (nope xD)
>no you need to rest. i'll call grandma and she'll come out with some snacks alright?
>*cough cough* okay

Does this happen in your country too?

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There was a Gypsy at my school who showed up every 3 months and teachers didn't care

my parents always stayed with me while taking my temperature, one time my dad went to go take a piss while taking my temp so i put it under my armpit tho and got off school

no, I liked learning at school

Imagine missing the shooting at school.

>tfw physician parents
they would just put a hand on my forhead and eyeball it

since daddy was dead i was the man of the house and skipped school whenever i wanted to play GTA SA all day on my PS2

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>tfw homeschooled

>GTA SA all day on my PS2
you and me, we are not so different

Jow Forums told me nordic parents don't care about their children, wtf?

>since daddy was dead i was the man of the house

did you have sex with your mom?

And now you ended up on this imageboard as an adult. I think you made some bad choices when you were the man of the house
She always put it in my butt wich was unpleasant

did you think we were robots? at least we don't beat children like southr*ns do

gay

kankerhomo aha vieze flikker maak jezelf van kant, vuil van de maatschappij dat ge bent kankernederland sterf

koek boze mohamed gespot

God en leider Kuzu is nog het enigste sprankeltje hoop dat nog over is voor een Blanke sharia in Nederland. Dit land is in een status van noodgeval. Vermoord elke politieke leider en geef de troon aan Wilders en Kuzu, videospelers rijst omhoog s.v.p.

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>be me
>don't wanna go to school one morning
>tell mum I'm sick
>hmm let me take your temperature
>she leaves the room while she's taking my temperature
>geniusidea.jpeg
>rub the tip of the thermometer against the bed sheets to heat it up with friction
>take it easy so that it doesn't go up too much and be suspicious
>realize I have the power of god
>don't go to school that day

I faked being sick so often at school I got my mom nearly fired.

>God
HAHAHAAHA daar ben ik gestopt met lezen
HAHAHAAHA HAHA

eerst een b**ldenstorm en dan ook nog een ontkerkelijking, Nederlanders zijn te triest voor woorden

Welkom in west europa ahmed

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ik ben geeneens een Moslim jij nuttige idioot voor Joden

joden>moslims
kijk maar naar de woestijn waar jouw soort elke dag wordt afgeslacht

elke atheïst en lid van een Abrahamse religie moet onder de guillotine, dood aan de lemming

My parents were drug addicts so I skipped school whenever I wanted and no-one cared

>put this in your mouth
it always went in our butts in my house

Same

But temperature is measured under the armpit though...?

I was almost never ill (maybe 10 times in total during 13 years of school) so I pretended to be sick to the stomach like once a month until I was 16 or so. My mother always kinda knew it, I guess, but most of the time I could have my way and stay at home after arguing for sometime. It was so fucking comfy to be get back to bed then, put down my window shades and listen to Die drei Fragezeichen until I fell asleep again for some more hours. Makes me kinda sad that I will never experience this again.