/brit/

need this dog out of business

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Much prefer the Mass Effect effect tbqh

What is your personal philosophy on life?

HNNNNNNNNNNG. im not surprised some cultures make women cover themselves how an i not expected to just grab her and run away

found siciliANO on grindr lmao

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the only thing you'd grab is the curb

Gucci gang

If it feels terrible then it's probably good for you

Why does /brit/ slide so quickly

nah that's Ollytov

rolling

grindr is why theres another aids epidemic
same for tinder

Promethean and stoic.

The 14 words

man is inherently broken and the physical is a shadow of the truth world of ideals
perfection can't exist

we live inside of a dream

*sneers and shrugs*

Woah

*laughs in your autistic face*

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there's a dedicated section for each profile where you select if you're HIV positive or negative, when you've last been tested, if you're on PrEP, and you can set an alarm to remind you to get tested lmao
mental that they have to take those measures

actual, literal nonce just messaged me

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based

>23:30
Well, I better hit the sack

*Punches myself in the nads*

tell him to shut his fucking mouth before you mop the floor with him

report him for harrassment

hey handsome post pic

Dude wtf are you doing?

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goth mummy gf stopped messaging me because I'm not into dom women

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link to that posti want to read the replies

this used to happen to me when i had an interpals profile and i could never tell if they were just really lonely or if i was some kind of old cock magnet

>german
>not into femdom
frankly i don't believe you

find it mad i could be walking around and half the people looking at their phones are using tinder

listening to revolver (by the beatles)

I just got gay-acting arab men and eastern european women messaging me

Australian me

I'm looking for passable traps to fuck. not having much luck. like half the trannies I find say they're tops only.

You have never been in love,
Until you've seen the stars,
Reflect in the reservoirs

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have genuinely zero interest in dating any women
their whole culture nowadays is just so tasteless regardless of their socio-economic background

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meant for

Really feeling sore after last night's bbc

I just love sitcoms and I laughed until it hurt

feel like im becoming a misanthrope
feels quite gimpy thinking that desu

The Unitit Kinrick o Great Breetain an Northren Ireland (Inglis: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland), commonly kent as the Unitit Kinrick (Inglis: United Kingdom; UK) or Breetain (Inglis: Britain), is a sovereign kintra in wastren Europe. Lyin aff the north-wastren coast o the European mainland, the UK includes the iland o Great Breetain, the north-eastren pairt o the island o Ireland an mony smawer islands.[7] Northren Ireland is the anly pairt o the Unitit Kinrick that shares a laund mairch wi anither sovereign state—the Republic o Ireland.[note 5] Apairt frae this laund mairch, the UK is surroondit bi the Atlantic Ocean, wi the North Sea tae its east, the Inglis Channel tae its sooth an the Celtic Sea tae its sooth-sooth-wast, giein it the 12t-langest coastline in the warld. The Erse Sea lies atween Great Breetain an Ireland. Wi an aurie o 242,500 square kilometres (93,600 sq mi), the UK is the 78t-lairgest sovereign state in the warld an the 11t-lairgest in Europe. It is an aa the 21st-maist populous kintra, wi an estimatit 65.5 million indwallers. Thegither, this maks it the fowert-maist densely populatit kintra in the European Union (EU).[note 6][8]

Scientists have found out how the average white American will look by 2050, and it's beautiful

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huey lewis and the jews

feel like most of /brit/ are misanthropes

Pollack is in the kitchen blocking the way to the loo so I had to urinate out the window

wish i was a passable trap
welp may as well kill myself

cunts just spam you dick pics on this app. wtf is wrong with gays

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didn't mean to reply to that lad

a Tour-de-phwoaarrrr

*stands to attention*

Is the lefty irish guy also a trap? big yikes

>they shall not replace us

Everything just gets worse doesn't it

SCREECHING
>gays

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pubes are so fucking disgusting, you'd think a gay would have the decency to shave them off.

wish i could transplant my pube follicles onto my face

...

wish I was a gay

it will get better soon

wish I had a tranny gf but without the mental illness

>not wanting to get sucked off by a nig with those perfect dick-sucking lips

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_diagnosed_with_ulcerative_colitis

lmao jesus christ

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>190 loads swallowed revealed

been looking for this, cheers

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Convenient that AIDS "dies outside the body"

It has never been isolated

look at that agent orange sponge

nonce

what book

*throws the book at you*

Where do you freaks come up with thoughts like this?

Funny how you eventually become ok with how shit your life if, it doesn't really make you sad or depressed or anything. You know it's pure shit but you don't really feel anything or care.

the irish philosophy

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boo hoo

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*catches it with one hand*
*turns to you with a smug grin*
want your book back?

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wish the coppers hadnt siezed my computer with the picture of my massive dick on it i used to enjoy posting that

well what do you want

*charges head first at you with a growl of mental retardation*

>my massive dick
yea right nigga don't lie

poo fart

Reckon a lot of fetish//sex stuff is like that. You get really horny and do it but afterward feel really ashamed and sickened.