Tfw can't leave my room and go to bathroom cause i can hear my parents having sex

>tfw can't leave my room and go to bathroom cause i can hear my parents having sex

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You should join :33

>tfw born too late to hear this

dad is 57 and mom is 55
are your parents divorced

Early sixties
I'm sure they fuck when I'm not home or some shite, but I've never heard them once

i used to sleep in the same room as them till i was 14 and i could hear them have sex literally daily lately they rarely had any sex i'm starting to worry
fapped the sound several time is that normal?

Depends, is your mom hot?

nigga get you a gf

average but dad is literally 9.5/10
i'm demisexual tho

>dad is literally 9.5/10
DAMN where the pics at

sadly i don't look as good as him i get fucking jealous every time i see him

POST PICS OF PAPA NOW

>i used to sleep in the same room as them till i was 14

Is this normal in third world countries? By the time I was 12 I had a whole floor of the house to myself.

>whole floor
Are you loaded?

I'm from an upper middle class family, my bedroom was in the basement of a typical mcmansion.

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Jesus christ I hate spoiled rich cunts like you. Do the world a favour and take a 12 gram speedball.

>tfw can't leave my room because the 5th hookup I had over tonight just dumped his fresh load inside me

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Be happy for your parents that they still fuck and love each other so much at that age, but it is really time for you to move out m8.

my parents hate each other and haven't had sex since my conception

>Demisexual
good taste bruv

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she full potato now

Are you even aware of just how fucking obnoxious you faggots are?
Fuck off idiot.

Do you at least have a bigger benis than him?

iktf mom screams too much

all the better
wheres that Oz who's into fat fucks?

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t. bitter incel

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Why did you sleep on the floor?