"URRRRR dogs are better than cats, bro" pic related
Fucking dogs
Dogs are dirty, dependent on their master, stupid, rude, always wanting to attract attention
Cats are CLEAN, INDEPENDENT, cost LESS at ALL points (veterinarian, hygiene, food), love hugs, DISCREET, PLAYERS but not too much unlike dogs
You will tell me "UUrrH UHHHH if there is a thief, what will your cat do ? My dog he will sacrifice himself for me olol"
Ah ? Check this video, experience with 4 different dogs, the 4 dogs WITHOUT exception escaped through the door while the burglar beat the master youtube.com/watch?v=NZ74oFctP_g
"olol I have a dog with VIKINGS blood, my dog is a warrior forever" Go to 1:01, the pitbull runs away in front of of the burglar :)
my dogs now 14 and it feels like an abusive relationship she often needs company but can't be bothered to get up so just barks even if its in the middle of the night. She just doesn't care about being told off anymore and what am i supposed to do hit a fucking dog which is 100 in dog years and insanely good natured normally
>Cats are CLEAN Already you are 100% wrong. Cats cover themselves in their own shit, carry literal parasites and germs from eating rotting corpses and they just love rubbing that shit on you because you are a convenient towel.
Now leave, muslim dog.
Josiah Ross
AYO HOL UP....*barks at literally nothing for several hours*....LEMME GET DIS STRAIT.....*attacks toddler unprovoked*.....YOU BE SAYIN...LIKE....*vomits unidentifiable bile on carpet*...WE WUZ....SUM...*farts rancid corpse gas*....SUM FINNA....*kills neighbours cat*....LIKE...SUM FINNA.....*tears brand new $7000 mattress to pieces*.....WE WUZ SUM.....*consistently stinks like putrid shit*....MANS BEST FRIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN-*gets hit by car*
