/brit/

*slaps knee*
quite the spacker you were

what is the connection between xanax and face tattoos

You got some weird penis?

hysterical

haha proper lad innit

this worries me about the proto-gf
not sure I want her enough I think I'd get bored very quickly
even though she is madly in love with me

hmmm

Lol. So true. I felt the same about italian, fucking wog cunts nobody needs to learn your language anyway. It's time to evolve and adopt English as the one true language.
Curves to the left a bit and has a few fordyce spots

least im honest unlike you knob heads

is it true the guy on the right is 190cm master race?
what a hottie!

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if you think you'll get bored at this point then you probably will desu

think the guy on the left is a kid

used to read encyclopedias from start to finish as a child

think that makes you special? fuck off you self-obsessed cunt, should have learned how to fish instead, feed your tribe

nerd

used to eat encyclopedias from start to finish as a child

ugly children shouldn't appear in public, what purpose do they serve? just grind them up into paste and use that to feed based nepalese immigrants

gonna start using elitesingles.com
these tinder girls just aren't up to my standards

Bet that impressed the birds in Year 3

Ye lad

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in AWE at the size of this lad's brain

lol

used to read dictionaries from fart to stinish as a child

>feeding based immigrants human flesh
good way to give them kuru

goddamn THOT

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Not feeling well lately.
Feels like I’m constantly dehydrated and theres a lage pressure on my brain. Keep getting weird muscle twitches.
Want to stop drinking. Might wait till me mum is back in townn case i ave a seizure or summat.

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imagine how arrogant you have to be to use that site. yeah i'm elite me.

he retreated to the library after wandering around the school trying to look busy so that nobody would harass him for sitting alone in the playgrond

t. speaking from experience

imagine how arrogant you have to be to become a white muslim convert

cut the brains out and use them to feed boomer scum, fucking pension bludgers

Which part of Britain are you lot from then

Stop drinking water or alcobol

Norf

i used to walk in circles around the school during break time haha

brisBANE

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Winterton
You?

Cremorne (located in nu-Britain)

Paris

We're all walking in circles here lad

bow

I hope all my friends in and out of /brit/ know that i love them very much and im sorry if i cant help being a spastic skitzo twat

Any wishing they were dead man in?

Guy from james is on radio 6 mans a proper sack

if i lose this job hit me up bro

did he sit down?

alri

WAIT, THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU
WAIT, THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU
MAPS
WAIT, THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU
WAIT, THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU
MAPS
WAIT, THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU

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brain tumor innit

Devon lad born and raised. Currently living in Bristol.

got a job interview next thursday

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he wasn't just generally asking, you needy little scrotum

what job lad?

places wh*Tey belongs
-in concentration camps
-underground
-not in non-white countries
-on my dick (if female)

where about lad? you go park street often? what's ur favourite shops there

Good luck lad! I don’t envy you, I got a job back when we didn’t do that nonsense

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baste

how long u been a neet?

boooomeeeeeer

glad i skipped this part of the job process, i'm getting butterflies in my tummy just thinking about it

Redfield/St George way

yeh park street is ok. dont do much shopping there. i prefer the harbourside.

never. currently employed but looking to move elsewhere.

Aye back in 03 when men were men

what's one of the least toilworthy jobs i can get realistically?

firm handshake and a kiss on the bellend should do the trick, none of this interview and CV bollocks

Call center

off to boom town tomorrow lads

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does it not get boring quickly though?

not sure, given your criminal record

>Oh gentle maiden of Albion, your whispers are better than ambergris. Or cool ranch Doritos. Which is really saying something...

the utter autists you find in youtube comment sections

don't think you can realistically get a job considering your past

Pic related is my great granddad. He was born in Ipswich.

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oh just bugger off with your shite 'lol mark al briatni XD' retorts. you know i'm not him.

Metal detecting is the hobby of people with large testicles

>21 years young
>hips fucked
>grey hairs coming through
>hairline receding
just feeling blessed that i could be born #HealthyAsFuck with all of my limbs and brain at full capacity
when you add up all the people with rare genetic problems it's probably like 5-10% of the population init

Have you posted under any other flags on int?

Even God hated niggers for making them so disgusting.

Short, loud, aggressive and hairy paki sandniggers.

where is your loyalty cunt? hope the other toilberg contacts his toilnetwork and notifies your boss so that you get fired

yeah but you're a crap poster who gets riled up by it

what? i'm from here why would i?

There's a lad from Jersey over here too.

Eating dry roasted peanuts I'll be feeling them later HA HA am i right lads

courier if you have the same regular routes each week and are given a reasonable time to complete them

despite his objections, its literally more likely this bellend is actually mark rather than a brand new /brit/ browser coincidentally from the same small island with an extremely small pool of potential Jow Forums users

>tfw dead gf

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same organisation :)

based NHS

oh yeah he's mentioned that to me.

Huh?

ye fugg the nig

Just get a new one lmao