Think about it. Latin colonies have always been more beneficial to whoever was in them. Better economies, less rigid racial hierarchies, better culture, gender norms, ect.
>Basketball Americans would be 50% N*gro on average now, with a Mulatto elite mirroring early Louisiana, Martinique, and Haitian societies since the 18th century >Mestizos would be able to fully use their white heritage to their advantage, possibly having a Mestizo ambassador as early as 1795 >Whites would not be ugly, Prot*stant, Anglo shits, but instead proud Catholic Latins who take pride in their culture and food >Everything wouldn't be so uptight, alcohol would be less prohibited, sexual norms would be loosened and more unified as apart of the culture, instead of something Puritan and shameful >Anti-intellectualism would be discouraged, instead philosophy and higher thinking would be the norm in Franco-American upbringing and educations >Of course the main language would be beautiful, romantic French, instead of ugly, barbaric English.
>self-hating How Yeah that's why we had a whole period where we were doing drugs out in the open during the 70s and 80s and going to Mexico to get fucked because we're such Puritans lmao >being more chauvinistic is not a good thing Grow up rape boy.
Charles Lee
this is the pinnacle of internet posts every single post ever made is all downhill from there
saving this thread for posterity
Ian Edwards
you would just be one big québec
Hudson Peterson
You're honestly disgusting
Robert Torres
>the year is 1675 >King Louis XIV of France is recieving reports from Joliet and Marquette's explorations in North America >he learns of a place called Chicagou where there's a short portage between the great lakes and the Mississippi >he and the court immediately see potential to link Québec and Louisiana >they decide to build a canal >fast forward to 1700 >the canal between the Illinois River and the "Lac des Illinois," or as we know it "Lake Michigan" is finished >almost immediately trade starts pouring in >settlers from France move in en masse along with natives and métis >within several years the city of Chicagou springs up, rivaling Boston and Philadelphia >France becomes extremely wealthy, wins 7 years war and takes over Britain's colonies in North America >Fast forward to today >The world is speaking French as a universal language >Chicagou is a prime example of a French city outside of France >Ethnic French majority but also many Africans, natives and métis living there harmoniously in a true "Paris on the Prairie"
We could have had this. Now all that's left is St. Pierre et Miquelon as a reminder of what could have been.
At least if you shitskins emigrated in Franco-America you would have been bleached to hell and back. No but better
Noah Jackson
Don't make the tears welt up in my eyes, user. This world could have been perfect. Maybe France could re-take back some of its colonies if they ever get a ruler crazy and autistic enough to do it.
Christian Taylor
arent they trying to take over senegal again ? or am i confused ?
Joshua Smith
>Mestizos would be able to fully use their white heritage to their advantage, possibly having a Mestizo ambassador as early as 1795 ??? What are you smoking dude
You are. Honestly, we should dump all our islands, the trouble's not worth it.
Ethan Rodriguez
>sexual norms would be loosened As opposed to what? Your puritan porn industry?
Owen Rogers
Bro, Mulattoes had a good amount of power in the French colonies so imagine it for Mestizos who are even more white passing. See we wouldn't have this sharting phenomena if France colonized us, completely. Our latin ways would not be able to fathom such disgustingness. America would just go over to Senegal, bomb there and that's it. America fucking is shit at colonizing and literally brings nothing good at all. Openly talking about women's body in coworker place without getting shitty fines. Barely any stupid shit like women in power or women being uppity in general. Chauvinism is good and healthy for males.Latins have it in abundance.
Parker Roberts
>Country started in the late 1700s >has no culture of its own other than pure degeneracy >invented cuck porn >population mixed race >produces the worst soldiers of the 20th century >main export globally is nigger sympathy because of there own slave trade >has literally ruined everything it's taken white Europeans a few thousand years to build >population can look white but genetically be non white
Adrian Moore
I would have said spain and Portugal but French did race matters better than both, desu. They kept a clear hierarchy and made sure the Whites didnt disappeared
Hunter Wright
I don't like the UK you're the reason why we're semi retarded, because of shitty Anglo Proopitant values. We would be semi shaved by the France.
Jayden James
>I don't like the UK No ones arsed you mongrel twat
Cameron King
He’s right though
Noah Torres
You are the least interesting country in Europe.
Oliver Murphy
When special relationship turns into special butthurt.
Lucas Allen
>You are the least interesting country in Europe. Have you heard yourself type
Daniel Smith
When I see Englishmen in France my muscles begin to immediately ache in soreness.
Anthony Lewis
america is only great because of anglo autism french america would be a shithole
Ryder Baker
Bullshit. Anglo autism is what caused this nonsense in the first place. The eternal Anglo prevails in the worst of Europeans. French America would be glorious and the envy of many in corners. Why do people consider France their friend yet deny their greatness and superior execution compared to their other European counterparts ?
But seriously, give me one (5) good reasons why French America would be worse than Anglo America.
Gabriel Williams
Oh, look. It's the raging Jew mutt who hates Anglos, again. >yawn
Lucas Stewart
Come on man, England isn't that bad when they're not playing the tryhard role. 'f course they got a history full of shitty thigns, but honestly, who haven't? Poeple who literally did nothing over centuries. Nobodies. That's who. Still upset about how you literally fucked up 95% of your neightbour's forests. Imagine how pretty a country with such a dense forest would be. Fuck, I would have gone living here in a heartbeat. Too bad you're letting yourself be overrun, though in some parts we're not really better either. Oh, and give us back the Pierre de Rosette, ass.
It's just the culture desu because I'm autistic like that. Wat
Adrian Robinson
horrifying
Gabriel Baker
>Ignores all former Latin colonies around the US. >Ignores current Latin European countries.
Daniel Ortiz
> Latin colonies have always been more beneficial to whoever was in them are you fucking retarded? every shithole in the world was either run by the french or the spanish. we've got such luminary societies such as mexicans, philipinos, brazilians, vietnamese.... virtually any place that wasn't colonized by the british can't go a year without military dictatorships overthrowing elected governments, natural disasters throwing them back into the stone age, or total economic collapse.
Spain and France are two different ballparks, sir. I always preferred what the French did in their colonies and why they did it. That being said, Spain is still preferable to England. Nothing wrong with most of those, desu. It's just the circumstance because the UK unfortunately dominated political landscapes because of their better execution of conquering colonies.
Leo Wilson
>Spain is still preferable to England >Ignores Haiti When it comes to refugees and tourists, yes. Food, yes. Otherwise, no. Anglo culture has created more successful countries than Latin culture. Quebec doesn't count, because Anglos came to take care of it.
