/brit/ another picture from the aesthetic folder edition
hope everyone's having a good day
>No spots at the train station
>Drive to work
>Forget that I drove
>Caught the train home
>At the train station with no car to drive home.
Have to catch another train back to work and then drive home. Gonna take 1.5 hours.
anime?
it's a tad noncey
haha dumbo
Thanks lad. So pissed off and tired right now.
why not just get an uber home, take the train tomorrow and drive back then
haha alright don't create too many biological weapons
lots of australians here today...
Just realised next Monday is a day off
they love us its cute
shut it down
/brit/ is and always will be /ausnz/ without anime nonces, simple as
expecting a dpd arrival. (deep penetration by dick)
fuck bro, i nearly drove home with the keys to the work van today. thank fuck i checked all of my pockets before driving home
what does sprinnard mean?
Crikey!
Australians are British
My dad organised for a guy to come tomorrow and make a duplicate key for the car. So it needs to be driven home tonight.
Spewing at how retarded I am.
Good job
i for one don't mind anime
Haha I'll try lad
who is this Deutsch meme i keep seeing
one of these posts is mine haha
tpain seems like an alright bloke
doing this for the festival tomorrow
that's the Highest Being, his Lordship Himself
haha I posted that now one of my posts is a webm :))
Whoa, you really know computers. Are you a developer programmer?
yeah so who is it?
9/11 was a national tragedy
The Seven Main British Races
Australians
Canadians
English
Kiwis
Scottish
Ulstermen
Welsh
I'm sure you can just pull it off from the seal rather than going through all that shit
... for Afghanistan
more of an 11/9 man myself
obviously you cant otherwise thats what people would do
Do Thais get Ekka holiday too
I'm all about that 7/11
This, my dear old chap, is Professor Dr., lord of dragons, the highest being in existence, slayer of haiders, meddler, forever undefeatet, virginous Rainer Winkler, blessed be his name.
for me, it's 7up
tiocfaidh ar la
why doesn't your dad give you a fucken lift the dog kunt
Have you never opened a drink and it's come off with the cap accidentally? Just push it up from the seal or something.
Yeah, it's mother's day
Need some new clothes lads. Find me some shit
Based
Cringe
more irish people would understand this if it was written in polish
more of a 212 fanboy myself
have absolutely no idea how to use Twitter, Tumblr, WhatsApp, Snapchat, Facebook, Skype or kik
reckon I could make a decent attempt at Instagram because it's just pictures in a grid format but that's about it
self loathing lad
you have a pretty good grasp of reddit by the looks of it
>dialate
see? you arent any better than me :D hypocritical nigger. dude just let the bitch ride or cant you keep your dick up? what good are you sick fucks anyway? No wonder you watch so much weird shit. :)
irrelevant language, it's time to evolve
facebook, the old person's social network, is too complicated for you?
Hes going to the RSL with mates.
Little sisters got glandular fever and can't drive me.
Mum just kept yelling that I'm a fucking idiot so I don't wanna share a car with her.
You say like you expect them to be complicated.
call the queen mum a bender
third eye opened
arsehole pozzed
pineal gland decalcified
chakras aligned
3...2....1..LIFTOFF
*blasts into the 8th dimension*
CHOW MEIN 2s SMARTPHONE
read a study that found social media runts were more depressed
>Mum just kept yelling that I'm a fucking idiot so I don't wanna share a car with her.
kek
k e k
K E K
seething abos. havent built a single thing in 65000 years
>arsehole pozzed
Ahh that's why I can only ever make it to the 7th dimension.
ancient gimmick
I want to lick Emma Watson’s anus.
Posting from work, cant bully black people ;_; (there are none at the site to be seen lol)
>He's going to the RSL
oh no
oh nonono
does emma watson lad ever fucking sleep the obese spic
Here I am then, back on /brit/
Yeah she's a bit neurotic.
It's not all bad. I'll grab hungry jacks on the way home.
what are your Thoughts on Nepalese people?
I’m ethnically Anglo.
>tfw I've actually licked a girls arsehole
not sure how to feel about it in retrospect as I was extremely horny at the time
can't wait for my favourite camwhore to get over her glandular fever lads
shared a few classes with a Nepalese girl at uni
she was 18 but looked about 13, very '-ey
Short and weird looking
I AM FREEEEEEEEEE
>He doesn't enjoy schooeys and cheap steaks in a big room full of old Australian men and their mail order brides from asia.
Hmmmm, seems like we got a bender on our hands.
i've done it loads. fucking love it. although i do recognise it is quite disgusting.
>I'm ethnically anglo.
yeah i feel the same about gay sex with cute femboys a few times a year, probably have a couple percent gay genes in me
Emma watson lad is way cool compared to niggers
Chinaman is the least offensive racial epithet
need to go to the shop but cannot for the life of me be arsed
> probably have a couple percent gay genes in me
yeah, I guess you do after taking all that cum
in galway, might go to salthill pier if weather stays nice
Tundra/Desert
Cannot for the life of me muster up a fuck to give
that was worth posting
my first job after high school was at the local RSL
did NOT like the people who regularly attended
stop saying "RSL" as if it's a thing any time
is licking arse more disgusting than licking feet?
these posts will be assigned to your Jow Forums profile and sold to the highest bidder (the future Nepalese parliament of your country)
Major Groggy
Does poo come out of feet?
Dropped my guts on the train and two cute asians walked on and I know they smelled my ass air.
number of arses I've full on noshed on: 1
number of feet I've done the same to: 0