/brit/

feel like a 2nd class citizen of Jow Forums since the pass ran out
it's the cooldown that gets me the most
sometimes i need to make several posts in quick succession

installed tinder and my only match was a fat transgender person I randomswiped

just going to focus on my job and friends at this stage

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If anybody needs me I'll be in the /brit/ discord

hate how runts don't even give a shite about how retardedly early this thread is and just want to hop in here and post their faggy gimmicks

Oi.

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>Once fucked a petite 19 year old qt, she wasn’t on the pill and I wasn’t wearing a condom and she begged me to cum in her pussy and I did. Was one of the best sexual experiences I’ve had because of the risk felt animal like

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That fry up was half decent feeling good now xx

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disgusting

still would though tbf

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I would absolutely ruin that, love imperfect girls

what do I do after I watch someone whip

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strange little freakazoid you are

what's your favorite american tele program lads

...

big fan of the dab program

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When I dip, you dip, we dip

Black mamba

with every year that goes by, it's another half a pint less required to get me drunk

i'm done in 4 pints now

how do you guys stop drinking? once i'm pretty drunk/black out I just keep going and can't remember it besides when I check the statemen tthe next day

>A famous Bangkok lawyer has warned employers that it’s illegal to cut salary as punishment for an employees’ tardiness.
>Rachapon warned that in eyes of the law, employers who violate that statute are subject to imprisonment of up to six months and/or a fine not exceeding THB100,000 (US$3,000)

toilporn btfo

>toilporn
???

youtube.com/watch?v=HTw52oEJjGw

>toilporn

Ooh and that's a bad miss.

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a lot of Thai names end with 'porn'

Have you ever seen anyone else at toil read a book on their lunchbreak? I love it but feels a bit odd.

blackjaguarwhitetiger on instagram lads

sorry lad i took a couple of days off aha x

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>toilporn
betrayed by the autocorrect lmao what have you been searching for mate

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>Reading is so unusual in Australia that it's worth commenting on

well we're not in Thailand are we you miserable worm

u meant to be socialising with ur work m8s

What is the crack lads

fuck off alcoholics

youtu.be/lC6vZOgYduk

thread theme

I like my workplace but I have absolutely zero interest in talking to anyone I work with based on our chats so far

g00d p0st

Fuck off Aussie abo rat

but it was relevant to what I posted

Shit! Are you me?

that's what office parties are for you fucking cunt

I remember buying this album when it came out when I was 13 I was obsessed with it haha, don't really listen to air anymore.

miserable little invertebrate

Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know

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but his name ends in pon you illiterate prick

Gonna sick Alan on you, you twat

fuck off you neurotypical party going maggot

most br*ts are sad mongrels tbqhwyl

You're not white if you live in a country were the natives are brown

piece of mind

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shut that slimy little trap of yours you malnourished freak

doesn't your company throw an annual christmas party?

sorry lad youre one of the good ones innit

youtube.com/watch?v=iPik-x61TvQ
any other lads rmb when this classic came out?

gas the proles, gas the poshos, gas the foreigners

Chicken pot noodle down the gullet

ed

ye and I don't go to it bc i'm not a neurotypical freak

feeling noided

downed 7 beers on friday then chased it with a few double vodka and redbulls
was out like a light by 12

last 3 months: £7,500 in, £6,100 out

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sue

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i also nick pics from /tv/
board's a goldmine

Might not bother going gym

the middle class are objectively worse than every tarquin, chav and rasheed put together though

awful people

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don't @ me

t. me for the last 22 years

drinking a tyskie

how?

tim

stop it

youtube.com/watch?v=QYNhIYtR6ss

FUCKING
BEST
DANISH
BAND
IN
HISTORY

fuck off you're not my bank manager

tomorrow

tarquin is a very middle class name
more middle class than upper class

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this.
i'm "upper middle" class according to you runts here but have never met anyone called tarquin

Tim is a fictional character, he doesn't and never has posted in /brit/

How do Americans shart themselves so easily?
There's a VERY clear difference between the sensation of a fart and a poo.

call me school bully, you ghastly little toad

HOW

no the tim who posts tinder screenshots

youtube.com/watch?v=h17WaF6alVY
this is classic boomer song

Would you rather be fat or a 20 a day smoker?

they don't make em like this anymore

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for me, it's a perla mocna