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Christ almighty, look at the replies
These people are insane, literally foaming at the mouth

cant believe boris johnson said the n-word

How do you know she liked you

toilpoo la, do you share bathroom with said qt?. The state.

Would strangle everyone in this thread including myself for some foie gras and lobster

The gold heart next to her name

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Don’t be tight lad

am a bit socially awkward

Alex Jones is a nazi

you're paying for that feature right?
virgin freak

boris for pm and are tommy for home secretary

taught myself everything i know

just preparing the mains for my dinner party tonight:
T
urbot
“
A
la Grenobloise
”
Cornish sea bream
New season girolle
s
, smoked almonds, apricot
S
cottish
l
obster
Singaporean
pepper
sauce
M
y
m
um
’
s
t
ripe
&
c
uttlefish
g
ratin
Pig’s ear & ham cake
B
rit
t
any
r
abbit
Langoustine, artichoke barigoule
Somerset goat kid
Scottish razor clams, sea lettuce sauce
French squab
pigeon
28 hours baked beetroot, smoked eel & beetroot sauce

Recently finished my studies, may as well get something from the state while I hunt

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you must look like a gormless freak if she’s swiped thinking she has a chance

Lmao it’s like the price of a drink every month for increased features and more shags, literally nothing

if your dinner party turns out anything like your post you're gonna give people food poisoning

business idea: keep doing degrees forever to avoid the real world

kek

got some chinese people coming over for lunch tomorrow think i'll give them these 10 courses:
小吃
Zhou dynasty cured scallop, stuffed crab claw, wasabi
Barbecued pork jerky
點心
Dim sum duo.
成都豆腐花
Chengdu street tofu, soy chilli, peanuts, preserved vegetables
上海小籠包
Shanghai steamed dumplings, ginger infused vinegar
红烧臭鳜鱼
Anhui province red braised fermented wild seabass
Wuwei smoked duck ‘birds nest’
白灵菇扒鲍片
Braised abalone, shitake mushroom, sea cucumber and abalone butter
肉夹馍
Shaanxi pulled lamb ‘burger’ with Xinjiang pomegranate salad
薄荷牛肉卷
Yunnan seared beef with mint, chilli and lemongrass served with a pulled noodle cracker
魚子醬豉油雞菜捲
‘Soy chicken’ with ginger oil and Oscietra caviar wrap
宫保雞丁
Gong Bao chicken, roasted peanuts and ‘hot pot’ essence
椰香乳酪果凍
Coconut water ice, blackberries, dried mulberries, yoghurt and mochi
蛋白霜血橙雪芭
Poached merengue with fruit textures
小蛋糕
Petits fours

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prick

I've made singapore pepper sauce plenty o times.

why did toil have to be invented in britain?

leftists refuse to acknowledge this issue

just the thought of paying, even close to nothing, to get birds is completely alien to me. good luck with that whale btw

reminder that these people are smarter than white people

This but unironically

toilberg said I spend too much time pooing

*cycles through /brit/ with my bottle of acid dowsing anyone who gets in my way*

gona have gordon ramsey round on friday to sample my latest menu:

Earl Grey Tea Cured Salmon (c.1730)

Lemon salad, gentleman’s relish & caviar

Sherried Scallop (c.1970)

Scallop tartare, grilled shiitake & Sherry mushroom broth

Meat Fruit (c.1500)

Mandarin, chicken liver parfait & grilled bread

Rice & Flesh (c.1390)

Saffron, calf tail & red wine

Roast Turbot & Green Sauce (c.1440)

Braised chicory, parsley, pepper, onion & eucalyptus

Roast Chicken & Asparagus (c.1660)

Braised morels, peas, lemon & sorrel

Raspberry Tart (c.1800)

Almond & olive oil cake, lovage, Jersey cream, raspberry & verbena sorbet

Tipsy Cake (c.1810)

Spit roast pineapple

Nitro Ice Cream Trolley (c.1900)

*chalks up*

racist idiot rorke
it's clearly a bottle of bleach he's using to clean his mothers toilet

why don't these people realise there are other reasons behind why we have shitskin third worlders here other than "oh we should have let Hitler win"

we could have easily best Hitler and NOT imported the third world. Churchill didn't want to do what we did, he even said it was important to "Keep Britain White"

meeting my new therapist in an hour lads

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Not really mate

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sue

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Windrush are top lads though

Chelsey looks like she's made of fucking plastic

So doees lauren-Chelsea tbf

just putting this menu together for my girlfriend's parents for saturday breakfast:
Datterino Tomatoes, Crab, Sorbet and Shiso
2016 Dogma Rosé, Pittnauer, Burgenland, Austria
—
Candy Beetroot, Baked in Clay, Caviar Salt and Smoked Eel
2015 Fié Gris, Domaine de L’Aujardiere, Loire, France
—
Warm Bantam’s Egg, Celeriac, Arbois and Dried Ham
2016 Vidonia, Suertes del Marqués, Tenerife, Spain
—
Cornish Cod, Courgettes, Basil and Lemon
2016 Sylvaner, Longue Tongue, Stefan Vetter, Franconia, Germany
—
Hen of the Woods, Potato Emulsion and Rosemary
2013 Saint Laurent, Umathum, Burgenland, Austria
—
Herdwick Lamb, Padron Peppers, Kohlrabi and Ewe’s Milk Ricotta
2013 Estate Reserve, Keermont, Stellenbosch, South Africa
—
Pre-dessert
—
Brown Sugar Tart, Stem Ginger Ice Cream
2007 Rivesaltes, Domaine Les Milles Vignes, Roussillon, France

This is an actual representation of me vs the competition on Tinder and I’m the fat spacker in a wheelchair

Islam is just as bad as christianity really. People should be allowed to believe in whatever sky men they want.

>or we'd all be speaking german
never understood this
the russians defeated germany but they don't speak russian in germany

don't be delusional

your new empire?!

Or preferably none at all, since it's all bullshit

Russian was compulsory in East German schools wasn't it

shut the fuck up retard

Brown, chicken grease covered hands

I’m not got mates and family

Islam is just as bad as Christianity if Christianity if Christianity was still stuck in 1618

just putting this together for sunday roast with the grandparents:
Soufflé Suissesse
Cheese Souffle Cooked on Double Cream
Saumon Mariné au Citron Aigre-Doux Gelée à la Vodka
Marinated Var Salmon with Lemon and Vodka Jelly
Filet de Maigre Parfumé au Ras-el-Hanout Fenouil et Riz Rouge de Camargue
Stone Bass and Pastilla, Scented with Arabian Spices Fennel, Red Rice and Meat Jus
Coquilles St. Jacques Grillées et Minestrone de Palourdes
Grilled Scallops with a Clam Minestrone
Boudin Noir, Oeuf Frit, Salade d'Asperges Crues et Chutney de Tomate Epicée
Black Pudding, Crumbed Egg, Crackling Asparagus Salad and Spicy Tomato Chutney
Filet de Boeuf Grillé et Purée d'Epinards Poêlée de Champignons
Grilled Fillet of Scottish Beef, Wild Mushrooms Red Wine Shallot Sauce
Le Plateau de Fromages Affinés
Selection of French and British Farmhouse Cheese
Millefeuille aux Framboises et Gianduja
Crispy Layers of Pastry, Raspberries and Praline Flavoured Chocolate
Café et Petits Four

islam is objectively worse than Christianity but both are evil ideologies and need eradicating.

I’m a vegan pal and see through white

Actually a large number of people who grew up in the DDR speak Russian.

you're biased then
windrush nigger you just aren't welcome here

just working on this for the vegetarian au pairs who look after my kids on monday:
All prices are inclusive of VAT at the prevailing rate.
Please note a discretionary service charge of 12.5% will be added to
your bill.Please notify us of your specific dietary requirements to ensure we are able to provide accurate information and
advice o
n the ingredients and allergens in our dishes.
Tomato
Christine Ricaud
–
Avignon, Provence
burrata, basil,
Taggiasca olive, Manni olive oil
Green Asparagus
Christophe Sauvecanne
–
Pertuis
Greek yogurt, quinoa, avocado
Artichoke
“
Petit Violet
”
–
Britany, France
saffron, grapefruit, spring onion
Ricotta
Westcombe Dairy
–
Sommerset
girolle
, sorrel
, Fumaison,
hazelnuts
Black Truffle
Manjimup
–
Australia
Acquerello ric
e, Parmigiano Reggiano, chives
Selection of matured cheeses
From France and England
apricot
, pear, fennel
Strawberry
Verquiere
–
South West France
s
esame
Pineapple
Del Monte
–
Costa Rica
Bombay Curry, Bourbon vanilla, coconut
Signature Baba
Armagnac Francis Darroze
raspberry, Sarawak pepper, Tasmanian pepper
(supplement £18)
Chocolate
Tainori
–
Dominican Republic
coffee, tonka beans

Can easily live on £4 a week for food

islam has never harmed anybody
fact.

what do you eat? nothing but rice?

Say that to my cousins face? Or I’ll take you to las side and you can shout that out, fucking Weasley little fash

got some beer loving indians coming to visit on tuesday so thought i'd put together something for them:
p
opadums and tomato chutney
camden hells lager (london 4.6%
abv)
broccoli chop
plum
sauce
karvari
o
yster
chilli onion chutney
312
u
rban
w
heat
a
le (
c
hicago 4.4%
abv
)
g
rilled scallop
with pawpaw, popp
y seeds and chilli relish
p
eppered shrimps
batter fried shrimps cooked in fiery masala
p
ietra (
c
orsica,
f
rance, 6%
abv
)
m
ini vegetable dosa
thin rice and lentil pancake filled with tempered potatoes,
served with sambhar
mango ginger
chicken
c
hicken fillet with ground spices, mango and ginger, cooked
over a griddle
curious brew lager
(
kent, 4.7
%
a
bv)
quilon salad
heirloom tomatoes, baby gem, watermelon, squash, avocado, fennel and
micro herbs with curry leaves, goji berry dressing and b
alsamic glaze
b
aked black cod
subtly spiced, chunks of cod baked
c
himay
r
ed (
b
elgium , 7%
abv
)
We have a no tipping policy
* Denotes spicy dish. Some of our dishes may co
ntain traces of nuts. We liaise closely with
our suppliers to ensure we do not use genetically modified soya or maize in our food
k
erala chicken roast
corn fed free range chicken morsels marinated with spices and
amaranth leaves and roasted
*
c
auliflower chilli fry (gobi kempu bezul
e)
crispy fried cauliflower tossed with yogurt, green chilli and
curry leaves

Fairly sure it's harmed more people than any other religion, which is saying something

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John Maynard Keynes updated a fuck spreadsheet through his last two years at Eton

The column headers C, A and W stand for Copulation, Abuse, Wet Dreams.

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any wogs out man in

>just as bad
it's a thousand years behind christianity
christianity had a reformation that led to the enlightenment philosophies from which we derive things like empirical thought
under islam, people like isaac newton would've been killed as a heretic and we'd still be ignorant of the most basic scientific understanding

>gif
fuck off

and finally my last menu for tuesday elevens is catering to my pasta loving friends who are all coming here from sicily

Ravioli di merluzzo, pure’ di ceci e olio al rosmarino
£16.50

Cod parcels with chickpea puree and rosemary oil

Malfatti di patate, peperoni, menta e Parmigiano Reggiano
£15.50

Potato parcels, peppers, mint, Parmigiano Reggiano

Linguine all’astice
£24.50

Linguine with Cornish lobster, tomato, garlic and sweet chilli

Dining

Risotto ai gamberi di Mazara Del Vallo e zucchine
£23.50

Sicilian red prawns and courgette risotto

Busiate e pesto alla trapanese
£14.50

Pasta twists, tomato, black olives, capers, anchovies, almond, chilli

Tagliatelle al ragù di capretto
£18.50

Homemade pasta with kid goat ragù, chilli, Pecorino di Pienza

Tagliolini alle verdure primaverili
£18.50

Homemade egg pasta, spring vegetables

Pappardelle, fave, rucola e pecorino di Pienza
£16.50

Homemade pasta ribbons with broad beans and rocket

Gnocchi di patate, caprino e tartufo nero
£20.50

Potato dumplings with goat cheese and black truffle

Zuppa di cannolicchi e fregola
£19.50

Razor clams and tomato soup with “fregola”, chilli

Minestrone di verdure
£12.50

Seasonal vegetable soup

Tortellini in brodo
£15.50

Meat parcels in a clear broth

turning 30 today lads
going to text the ex one last time
if she doesn't respond i'm reporting her

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Would evaporate your jaw with a single punch disgusting brown runt

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any Buddhist man in

One I’m white and please let’s meet cos your getting chopped up

hate buddhists can't believe what they are doing in myanma fucking scum

Grim

umm....wasn't eton an all boys school? (probably still is?)

'sheed

Got myself over so I put something together
- Dominoes Pizza (2x, large)
- Tim-tams (1 packet)
- Speights beer (12x)
- Copious amounts of hardcore pornography
- Depressing music
- an all-permeating feeling of self loathing

yes i do have a shed what about it?

Mental that there are 27+ year olds here like fucking hell did you never think maybe it’s time to log off the Internet?

Accept request and make her diet and then cherish your trophy (the girl, slimmed)

Yes. Keynes' early sexual relationships were exclusively with boys

that's not motivated by buddhism, it's motivated by self preservation
the actions of isis are motivated by islam

we older lads are responsible for all the best gimmicks

that's a bit gay ngl

amin yashed

>a threat
hmm
nice COPE
u COPELORD
MOSNTER
COPER
HOPE U COPE YOUR WAY TO HELL
COPELORDMAGGOTMACHINE

because wasting your youth here is so much better. fucking idiot.

>the prime of your life is the appropriate time to be sat in front of a screen
can't imagine the regret you'll feel when you're 27+